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Created By Jaimie Hamilton • Updated 9 days ago

Bad day to be able to read

Bm I met my girlfriend Sandwich in a dream!! Join Okay, so for some context, my name is Seth Escobar originally from Kearney, Nebraska and I met my girlfriend on a chatting site a few weeks ago, her name is Neko and she's a real cutie. I wanted to give her a nickname and, well... she loves sandwiches and she's like my little sandwich so I call her Sandwich instead! I told her too she's my sandwich because she's so cute and pretty that I can just eat her all up. Every time I did a phone call or YouTube video to her, I'd start it out with "Hiiii, Nekoooo..." in my smoothest voice. Now I start them with "Hiiiii, Sandwiiiiich~......" A sandwich with crispy lettuce, a healthy filling of mayonaisse, and a goopy tomato. Anyway 2 nights ago I had a dream I was in a vibrant grassy field. First, I was eating a sandwich then the top bread two realistic eyes opened!! They were my gf Neko's eyes!! Then a pair of realistic lips appeared underneath and they were hers too!! She said "Hi, my handsome Seth" and I said "Hiiii, Sandwiiiich......". It was so beautiful. She told me she can come to life if I just slide my finger between two little cheeks in the bottom middle of the back bread (almost like a hehe). I quickly turned it around, found the spot, put my finger there, then in a sparkly flash there she was!! My gf!! All humanlike! We had a wonderful, beautiful time together. Picking flowers, telling stories, laughing and being the wonderful couple that we are. When we kissed she turned back into the sandwich and she told me that for as long as I remember the moment she'll always be in my heart even if we're a distance away. She closed her eyes and her eyes and lips faded back into the bread.... as I said in my whispering, emotional voice.... "Byeee, Sandwich~~......."
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