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Scootaloo scores "awesome"ancestor Diamond Tiara Editor-in-Chief Tests conducted by resident Canterlot know-it-all Twilight Sparkle have concluded that the mother of Scootaloo is, in fact, Rainbow Dash, to the surprise of no one. Except, it would seem, Rain bow Dash herself. "Yessss!" squealed Scootaloo upon receiving the results. A shocked and exasperated Rainbow Dash informed her, "Yeah, yeah, just don't let it go to your head, kid Scootaloo, a pegasus, is a student at Ponyville Elementary. Rainbow Dash, also a pegasus, is a local weather control warden and, apparently, a slut. Rainbow Dash is originally from Cloudsdale, where just anything goes, aft Scootaloo's father may have been a pig because here she is being a ham er all up he couldn't get over... he just kept wandering through town, really sore, but "I don't see how this is possible," R shing into me harder and harder all pretty much everything was back to bow Dash said. "Tm not even married." the way down. Ordinarily I'd have normal. Got my degree and became She seemed genuinely surprised when cleaned his clock for him, but I don't AWESOME informed that that formality isn't strictly know... it felt kind of cool. Actually, it necessary. might have been a bunch of guys. All I really remember is the brownies were "But I don't see what any of that has to do with this," she said, puzzling over her 'new' daughter When asked to think back to the year just, like, amazing." before Scootaloo's birth, Rainbow Dash did allow that it was a strange time in her Dash went on with her likely story to The question remains as the identity of life. "I went to this party in cloud college recount that in the months that followed, Scootaloo's father, but Twilight that I kiiiind of remember. I was flying "I really let myself go. I was hungry all demurred on looking into the issue, but I didn't need my wings, if you know the time, I got fat, and I cried a lot. One saying it was clear to her that relation- what I mean. There was this guy; he kept day I went for a walk in the forest and I ships with males would not feature trying to play leap frog in mid-air with got these really awful cramps and I must prominently in Scootaloo's future me or something but he was so messed have passed out. When I woke up I was anyway

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TEMMIE FLAKES Hey Vaggie, can I feed Keekee this morning? Awww of course you can thank you frisk. TEMMIE FLAKES V V CO AHEAD, EAT UP. DON'T BE SHY. What are ya' doing? Feeding the house cat. And is staring at her so intensly your eyes are practically glued to her fur part of the proceedure? FLANKS TENNI FLANN Man you just have no sense of humor. "Charlie, Discord is picking on me... YES. Yeah yeah now go Bother Alastor or some s---. Happy 1251, Urthday of your 9th Year Frisk! F--- OFF GINGIVITUS Okay geez, rude... * Extreme Screaming!
What are you, my little ponies, talking about? Imao teehee giggle giggle m lol Oh,hi, Dash! We were just talking about how silly we looked as babies. Word? Well, I'd totally join in but I don't carry my baby, photos- SO CUTE!!! Unicorns being born with longer legs is soooo adorable!! Here's me! Iwas so stubby, but makes sensel Earth ponies are born with stronger legs! And, Dash...oh No feathers eyes not open Skinny legs / hollow bones M 22 That's okay! I have copies of everyponies baby photos!! How invasive but Convenient, Pinkie!
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