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[-] □ Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:24 No.2116437 [ ! ] >>2116449 >>2116541 >tfw gilda will never ccuum up your scrotum with her ravenous wormhole of a cloaca, sucking your entire member inside with a'schlur [-] □ Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:25 No.2116449 [ ! ] >>2116461 >>2116466 >>2116498 >>2116541 syour d--- ends up in the delta quadrant, much to the surprise of the dominion [-] □ Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:26 No.2116461 [ ! ] >>2116479 >>2116498 >>2116541 hey manage to make peace with it >it helps repel a Borg invasion before returning to you with the rank of Admiral [-] □ Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:27 No.2116479 [ ! ] >>2116497 >>2116541 P> >You have to salute it every day >Not that you didn't do that before [-] □ Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:28 No.2116497 [ ! ] >>2116512 >>2116541 P> >it keeps taking you to tactical meeting it makes you wear pants on your head as revenge for all the years you covered it up >Q can't stop laughing [-] □ Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:30 No.2116512 [ ! ] >>2116519 >>2116531 >> P> > "Prepare to dock." "Wll you please tell your d--- to stop talking. >"Number two you will ignore that order." [-] □ Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:33 No.2116531 [ ! ] >>2116541 2116512 you're playing sports >you get hit in the balls >"Damage report, number Two!" [-] Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)02:33 No.2116532 [ ! ] >the crew keeps reporting it for sexual harassment syour penis is to serious minded to realize all the puns and double entendres it is making [-] □ RCH likOpDwm3h. O524/12(Thu)02:43 No.2116649 [ ! ] >Some dude breaks into your house >Your penis is the first one up >"BATTLESTATIONS NUMBER WO" >You stumble into the hall, startling the robber. "PREPARE TO FIRE NUMBER TWO!" >The would be robber is unsure what to do, it's two on one and someone is packing heat >"FIRE!" >You start pissing all over the now panicing would be robber as he flees your house >"Good work, number two." >You shamble back to bed and flop back into it >You wake the next morning with the weirdest dream [-] □ Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)00:40 No.2198510 [ ! ] >>2198539 >>2198572 >>2198577 >>2198646 >A girl will never start to go down on you >As she gets your fly undone you will never hear. "I am Slong Luke Dickard of the USS Innerthighs emanate from your crotch "Engage -Anonymous 05/29/12(Tue)01:49 No.2221361[2221389 >Captains log >The ship encountered a strange atmospheric disturbance, placing humidity levels at a dangerous level near the sacorious reactor. >Number two was able to avert disaster using a soothing, cooling powder. >It is refreshing to know that I have a team with the balls to step in when I cannot

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