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OCTOBER TH 2013 TO: THE FREEMASONS, THE ILLUMINATI, SCENTOLOGY FEMA, THE NEW WORLD ORDER, THE FEDERAL RESERVE, CITIGROUP HALLIBURTON, GOOGUE, THE VATICAN, BILDERBURG, WALMART THE ROTHSCHILDS, THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, HAARP THE UN, SKULL & BoNES, BOHEMIAN GROVE, THE KOCH BROTHERS GEORGE S0ROS, THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION, THE KNIGHT5 OF MALTA, THE CFR, EXXON MOBIL, THE ZIONISTS, THE VRIL S0CIETY THE LIZARD PEOPLE, AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO SECRETLY CONTROLS THE US GOVERNMENT CAN YOU PLEASE GET YOUR S--- TOGETHER? THIS IS EMBARRASSING. SINCERELY A CONCERNED ㎝ZEN

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XKCD readers rarely* have to dodge a million bullets while enjoying their favored media. They can take being a bit more leisurely.

*if this is not the case for you, then please post a video of the action movie you call a life.

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