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Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)19:33:44 UTC+11 No.528033471 > At my great grandpa's birthday >He's super old so it's just at my parent's house (he lives with them) > We're all in the kitchen; grandpa's sitting in his wheelchair with his oxygen hook > Can't tell if he even knows where he is > Mom brings cake into the room >Made at home, nothing fancy > Has one big candle because he's turning 111 (the kind that are just the number) > Whole family halfheartedly clapping and hooting as mom lights the candle on the cake > I do my best to show interest in the situation ed up > Turn to the old man and smile > I see his hand reach out and one finger curl out, before retracting, beckoning for me > He's so old I don't want to get any closer but my whole family is looking, amazed he's even moving > I get closer to my great grandpa > Think I hear him trying to say something, but it might just be labored breathing > Lean in as close as I can > Suddenly his hand shoots up with surprising quickness > Firmly grasps the back of my head and shoves my head against his, his mouth almost touching my ear > Grip tightening, he opens his mouth to speak Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)19:34:39 UTC+11 No.528033570 Replies: 528034041 File: 1390206879675.jpg-(15 KB, 327x380, great-grandpa.jpg) > "Check 'em > Whole family is standing up, confused as to what's happening > His free hand shoots up and points at the candle > "F------ CHECK 'EM" > My head feels like it's going to explode from the vice grip it's in >TRIIII > Stands up from his wheelchair and rips his oxygen mask off > "F------ TRIPS, CHECK EM YOU F------ ⅢIPS" he hollers > Whole family is confused; I fall to the floor stunned > "PAYPAL ME $1000, GIFT ME ALL YOUR STEAM GAMES, MILHOUSE IS A MEME!!" > He rips the melting candle off the cake and shoves it in my face, mounting me on the ground > "YOU SEE THAT, NEWFAG? YOU EVER SEEN TRIPS LIKE THOSE BEFORE?" > "N-noo great grandpa > "DAMN RIGHT CHECK 'EM. ALL YOU F------ CHECK 'EM. I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT S----- DUBS. I AM THE TRIPS MASTER, I HAVE THE POWER." > Grandpa laughs and storms out the front door > Get a text from him 3 minutes later > Didn't even know he could text > It's a picture of his d--- And that's how my great grandpa lost his internet privileges

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