Notes:

Critics rave:
"F------ saved."
--Anon

"The juxtaposition of the tragedy of Twilight's actions and the utter helplessness of the background stallion as he realizes the fate he has been forced into allows for a fascinating catharsis from the reader as they realize the allegorical qualities of the story in relation to the plights that they face in everyday life."
--EQD Pre-reader

"Did somebody say Dragon Ball Z?"
--General Yi

"It's not gory, or shitposty enough."
--LezHuarez

"OP's an enormous f-----."
--xTSGx