Notes:

(From a comment from Derpibooru)
(Not actual translation)
Tomoko : So, this morning there was this weird-ass American Anime airing on TV.
Tomoko : Before I knew it, I was hooked on it and watched the entire episode (The blue flying pony is the best pony).
Tomoko : Why do they air that awesome show so close to school time? Do they want elementary schoolers to be tardy? Do they want ME to be tardy?
Tomoko’S friend : Kuroki, you’re all sweaty!
Tomoko : What-!? O-ooh…
Tomoko’s friend : Here, use some of my body spray!
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