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TOP STORIES WOMEN 43,070 1,245 Why I'll Never Be Friendsar With A Man Named D--- FEB 20, 2013 10:00 PM Share 1 Like 2.1k GET OUR TOP STORIES FOLLOW KOTAKU Patricia Hernandez。 "Hello, my name is Vagina Hernandez, nice to meet you'" Sounds absurd and offensive, doesn't it? Yet on a daily basis we are expected to interact with members of the male population named after their oppresive genitalia. I never call D----' by their name and when they insist I do I can't help but feel I have been r---- in some form by ke 229,461 people like this. Sign Up to see what your friends like.

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lisamariefan

lisamariefan

Jun 03, 2014 at 08:55PM EDT

…this…is a joke article, right? Please tell me this is a joke article.

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Ingway

Ingway

Jun 02, 2014 at 07:59AM EDT

I remenber this one, i'm not sure if this was part of 4chan's spam of incredibly weird as fuck articles there was one time, or just some random troll.

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