My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #830,134

It's not as awesome as many would believe.

There would be wars in order to control the nipples, and then eventually the entire breast, that would cost millions of currency amounts and lives.

Then there would be global wars because of one country that made a bold move to take control of a large amount of nipples despite a peace treaty.

Eh, no nipples, should be good. No… better than good, great even!