Kid Icarus - Divine Dweebs

If Kid Icarus had an anime (Which still needs to be a thing), could totally see this happen.

Dark Pit’s the loner emo goth, Viridi is the judgmental holier-than-thou vegan granola girl, Pyrrhon is the brainless jock and a bit of a bro, Medusa is a bad seed who got held back because of a senior prank Hades orchestrated, Hades is…well, Hades, he’s his own character, Poseidon is the swim coach and has a tendency to kick the best swimmers off the team because he doesn’t like their prideful attitudes, Magnus and Gaol are the couple that’s been going out since freshmen year and break up and get back together with such regularity no one even bats an eye to when it happens, Phosphora is Viridi’s one-woman girl posse, the Chariot Master is the track-and-field and/or cross-country coach because having an equestrian club would ruin the public school aesthetic, Dyntos would the crabby old geezer teacher who is really smart and yells at everyone else, student and teacher alike, for not knowing everything he knows the way he knows it, Arlon is the principle, totally not biased there and Hewdraw is the board of education because they never agree on anything. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.