It's really no contest. The President has to write speeches, go to diplomatic events, go to fundraisers, the entire world's eyes are on him, not just the country's, and if something goes wrong, who's the first person to get blamed? Never mind the unbelievable stress of having hundreds of millions of lives more or less under your charge.

Pokemon trainer? You have superpowered animals that love you and you do cool things with them while traveling the world. Fuck yes.

Oh come on atleast its readable.