My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Never Be Royals post (March 17th, 2015)

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asktrailblazer said: So most of your shinanigans cause annoyance to your guards? sparxpony said Hold on! Just how much cake do y'all go through in an average day. I don't see anypony getting pudgy as of yet Blame Sister Oh, no-the guards know it's all in good fun! In fact, they welcome the challenge to their stoicism. Breaks the monotony, 'they say And it just so happens that I am researching alicorn physiology! Allow me to relay my findings in relation to our metabolism... 8542madness said How is the title of "best princess" going to be determined? xw区 Blame Y Sister Good tuck, dear sister. Thou will need it. Blame Y Sister

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Icecane

Mar 17, 2015 at 06:23PM EDT

I feel like it'd be an easy competition for Celestia. Just depends on how dirty she wants to get.

"Okay everypony, we are about to begin deciding who the best princess is! Now, let's start off with a question. I'll ask one first. ahem Has either of us ever done anything horrifically bad to our people and or country?"

dead silence

"Oh, well I know I most certainly haven't.' moves toward Luna. "What about you, dear sister of mine? Have you ever done anything horrifically bad? Awful, treeeeeaasonous things?" Leans in closer. Luna can feel Celestia's breath on her cheek. "Things like, I don't know, hostile takeovers? Things that may or may not have resulted in banishments of some sort?? Hmmm? Have you, Luna? HMMMM!!!???"

more silence

Random Guard: "Awkwaaaaaaard."