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"Past a certain age, a man still trying to sell B2B SaaS can be a bad thing, believe me."
![Boring_Business @BoringBiz ☑ "Past a certain age, a man still trying to sell B2B SaaS can be a bad thing, believe me." 8:30 PM ⚫ Jan 5, 2025 17.4K Views](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/300/e90.jpg)
![Boring_Business @BoringBiz ☑ "Past a certain age, a man still trying to sell B2B SaaS can be a bad thing, believe me." 8:30 PM ⚫ Jan 5, 2025 17.4K Views](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/300/e90.jpg)
Past a Certain Age a Man Without a Family Can Be A Bad Thing
M31 UK. Any profile tips? Constructive criticism welcome! | Bumble
![18:00 Profile Lewis, 31 Edit profile OPA.ill 37% Lewis, 31 he/they Design Engineer at Robotics Firm PhD, Newcastle University 2023 LOW My bio Confident nerd, currently renovating my first house, so if anyone wants to talk interior design or DIY, let me know I've got a host of hobbies (bouldering, walking, gaming, crafts, etc). I'm looking for a relationship where we're partners, we can rely on each other, and have fun About me 5' 8" Sometimes Postgraduate degree Sometimes No * Man Want kids Don't have kids Aquarius A Left Atheist I'm looking for QA long-term relationship QFun, casual dates Confidence Curiosity Emotional intelligence My interests Bouldering Museums & galleries Board games Spa weekends Deep chats What makes a relationship great is Regular open communication about what we want and how we're feeling. My causes and communities LGBTQ+ rights Neurodiversity My couples dress-up idea is Kronk and Yzma of course, Though any Disney duo works! eing After work you can find me Bouldering, gaming, doing DIY, doom scrolling... ◇ My location Whickham Lives in Newcastle Upon Tyne From Leeds Profile For You Edit profile People Liked You Chats](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/299/69e.jpeg)
![18:00 Profile Lewis, 31 Edit profile OPA.ill 37% Lewis, 31 he/they Design Engineer at Robotics Firm PhD, Newcastle University 2023 LOW My bio Confident nerd, currently renovating my first house, so if anyone wants to talk interior design or DIY, let me know I've got a host of hobbies (bouldering, walking, gaming, crafts, etc). I'm looking for a relationship where we're partners, we can rely on each other, and have fun About me 5' 8" Sometimes Postgraduate degree Sometimes No * Man Want kids Don't have kids Aquarius A Left Atheist I'm looking for QA long-term relationship QFun, casual dates Confidence Curiosity Emotional intelligence My interests Bouldering Museums & galleries Board games Spa weekends Deep chats What makes a relationship great is Regular open communication about what we want and how we're feeling. My causes and communities LGBTQ+ rights Neurodiversity My couples dress-up idea is Kronk and Yzma of course, Though any Disney duo works! eing After work you can find me Bouldering, gaming, doing DIY, doom scrolling... ◇ My location Whickham Lives in Newcastle Upon Tyne From Leeds Profile For You Edit profile People Liked You Chats](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/299/69e.jpeg)
Bumble
too many questions | Bumble
![11:29 1.20 MB/S Bumble Vo 2 LTED get out of a bad mood by Tying myself to an electric chair until I'm burnt to a crisp My causes and communities Do 03 ||| Profile For You People Liked You Chats … 98 5 %](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/298/3e2.png)
![11:29 1.20 MB/S Bumble Vo 2 LTED get out of a bad mood by Tying myself to an electric chair until I'm burnt to a crisp My causes and communities Do 03 ||| Profile For You People Liked You Chats … 98 5 %](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/298/3e2.png)
Bumble
Bad day in the Füherbunker | History Memes
![Adolf Hitler upon hearing from General Helmut Weidling that the "September 1939" save game file was corrupted, April 29th, 1945 (colorized)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/297/e36.jpeg)
![Adolf Hitler upon hearing from General Helmut Weidling that the "September 1939" save game file was corrupted, April 29th, 1945 (colorized)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/297/e36.jpeg)
History Memes
Crazy context in the comments | History Memes
![Adolf Hitler planning h---------- over 80 million people in six years imgflip.com Adolf hitler when he's trying to talk to a girl Ple.. please talk to me Stefania](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/296/6b0.jpeg)
![Adolf Hitler planning h---------- over 80 million people in six years imgflip.com Adolf hitler when he's trying to talk to a girl Ple.. please talk to me Stefania](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/296/6b0.jpeg)
History Memes
men hit the wall at 33. not biologically, but unmarried men over the age of 33 are just too mentally weird for anyone to ever date
![cold @coldhealing. Oct 8, 2024 ✓ men hit the wall at 33. not biologically, but unmarried men over the age of 33 are just too mentally weird for anyone to ever date 2.5K cold @coldhealing 17 7.2K st a certain age, a man wi family can be a bad thing -Detective Martin Hart . . 12:49 PM Oct 8, 2024 485.8K Views 75K ... II 6.5M ☐ 1 ✓ ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/295/2ab.jpg)
![cold @coldhealing. Oct 8, 2024 ✓ men hit the wall at 33. not biologically, but unmarried men over the age of 33 are just too mentally weird for anyone to ever date 2.5K cold @coldhealing 17 7.2K st a certain age, a man wi family can be a bad thing -Detective Martin Hart . . 12:49 PM Oct 8, 2024 485.8K Views 75K ... II 6.5M ☐ 1 ✓ ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/295/2ab.jpg)
Past a Certain Age a Man Without a Family Can Be A Bad Thing
Tarrasques in shambles | /r/dndmemes
![TARRASQUES RIGHT NOW But that thing imgflip.com I fear no man. 3005 COMMONERS WITH CROSSBOWS it scares me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/294/d22.jpeg)
![TARRASQUES RIGHT NOW But that thing imgflip.com I fear no man. 3005 COMMONERS WITH CROSSBOWS it scares me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/294/d22.jpeg)
Dungeons and Dragons
Thanks Obama | /r/Greentext
![File: Obama-DOGE.png (434 KB, 1158x1062) 6KiB, 318x159, download.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 止 Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous [59/22] ID: Y62GCO4K Thu 06 Feb 2025 16:34:47 No.496712462 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>496712681 >>496712699 >>496713220 >>496713390 >>496713467 >>496713632 >>496713690 >>496713851 >>496714535 >>496714958 >>496715552 >>496715886 >>496716354 >>496716927 >>496717289 >>496717950 >>496718121 >>496718190 >>496718301 >>496718348 >>496719193 >>496719546 >>496720748 >>496720901 >>496720957 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep, zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/293/80d.png)
![File: Obama-DOGE.png (434 KB, 1158x1062) 6KiB, 318x159, download.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 止 Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous [59/22] ID: Y62GCO4K Thu 06 Feb 2025 16:34:47 No.496712462 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>496712681 >>496712699 >>496713220 >>496713390 >>496713467 >>496713632 >>496713690 >>496713851 >>496714535 >>496714958 >>496715552 >>496715886 >>496716354 >>496716927 >>496717289 >>496717950 >>496718121 >>496718190 >>496718301 >>496718348 >>496719193 >>496719546 >>496720748 >>496720901 >>496720957 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep, zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/293/80d.png)
Greentext Stories
Finally found god | /r/beetlejuicing/
![Alt_of_Jesus_Christ. 21d I thought he was gonna wear the bunny suit, now I'm slightly disappointed Still hot af though Memelordissac • 21d Jesus Christ!? Hi Alt_of_Jesus_Christ. 21d Reply 141 RushComfortable121 Now > r/beetlejuicing . Burger King7 • 20d Who would have guessed? Ok-kaeyasexyass-9999 20d Well well well 47 ↑ 36 ↑ 53 ☆ 2 ♡](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/292/6a3.jpeg)
![Alt_of_Jesus_Christ. 21d I thought he was gonna wear the bunny suit, now I'm slightly disappointed Still hot af though Memelordissac • 21d Jesus Christ!? Hi Alt_of_Jesus_Christ. 21d Reply 141 RushComfortable121 Now > r/beetlejuicing . Burger King7 • 20d Who would have guessed? Ok-kaeyasexyass-9999 20d Well well well 47 ↑ 36 ↑ 53 ☆ 2 ♡](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/292/6a3.jpeg)
Beetlejuicing
"Past a certain age a man still trying to build an unprofitable AI startup can be a bad thing, believe me"
![Jack Kuveke @jackkuveke ☑ "Past a certain age a man still trying to build an unprofitable Al startup can be a bad thing, believe me" • 1:41 PM - Sep 16, 2024 · 339 Views ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/291/6af.jpg)
![Jack Kuveke @jackkuveke ☑ "Past a certain age a man still trying to build an unprofitable Al startup can be a bad thing, believe me" • 1:41 PM - Sep 16, 2024 · 339 Views ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/291/6af.jpg)
Past a Certain Age a Man Without a Family Can Be A Bad Thing
Every tech product/app commercial from 2021-Present StarterPack | /r/starterpacks
![Every tech product/app commercial from 2021-Present StarterPack Loud, pulsing, UK Bass, Latin-infused Electronic beat with female vocalist singing "Hit that bass, move that jam, bust that move" or some other vapid lyrics. Bonus points if there is a Nikki Minaj style, rapid-fire freestyle. Message of the commercial is: Be your carefree, wild spirit, eccentric you that YOU ARE with our product But really comes off as a sterile, pandering consumerist earworm. Product always shown at the end of commercial presented with a clean gray or white background Camera always blur zooms in on different people within a few city blocks or up into someone's apartment enjoying the product and dancing or taking selfies. 14+ MUTE A Music suddenly stops, young latino man or woman commands phone or app to do something impressive that the product offers, then music loudly resumes. "Noooo!! not again, where's the remote? mute, MUTE !! Zooms in on cute terrier wearing a matching outfit with their eccentric young owner. Bonus points if the commercial says some s--- like "So you can spend more time with your close friends....orrrr..your fur friends" prompting a bark from the dog or something like that. Advertising Executives at table: "Yeah we want it to sound hip, diverse, kind of a "do your own thing in the city" type of vibe ya know?" Surely a commercial like this has never been done right? -It has...EVERY F------ LITERAL TIME it HAS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/290/12e.png)
![Every tech product/app commercial from 2021-Present StarterPack Loud, pulsing, UK Bass, Latin-infused Electronic beat with female vocalist singing "Hit that bass, move that jam, bust that move" or some other vapid lyrics. Bonus points if there is a Nikki Minaj style, rapid-fire freestyle. Message of the commercial is: Be your carefree, wild spirit, eccentric you that YOU ARE with our product But really comes off as a sterile, pandering consumerist earworm. Product always shown at the end of commercial presented with a clean gray or white background Camera always blur zooms in on different people within a few city blocks or up into someone's apartment enjoying the product and dancing or taking selfies. 14+ MUTE A Music suddenly stops, young latino man or woman commands phone or app to do something impressive that the product offers, then music loudly resumes. "Noooo!! not again, where's the remote? mute, MUTE !! Zooms in on cute terrier wearing a matching outfit with their eccentric young owner. Bonus points if the commercial says some s--- like "So you can spend more time with your close friends....orrrr..your fur friends" prompting a bark from the dog or something like that. Advertising Executives at table: "Yeah we want it to sound hip, diverse, kind of a "do your own thing in the city" type of vibe ya know?" Surely a commercial like this has never been done right? -It has...EVERY F------ LITERAL TIME it HAS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/290/12e.png)
Starter Packs
DVD Section in a Thrift Store Starter Pack | /r/starterpacks
![W ID ESC REEN IS DVD Section in a Thrift Store HACH Starter Pack "HITCH is the comedy of the year." ShawnE PLAY THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON JAMES MANGOLD nip tuck a disturbingly perfect drama WIDESCREEN SPECIAL EDITION SPIDER-MAN DVD RUSSELL CROWE CHRISTIAN BALE 3:10 TOVUMA FROM THE DIRECTOR OF WALK THE LINE -ADGER FEAT "THE BEST WESTERN SINCE 'UNFORGIVEN'!" ASSION SNROMOLE Cameron ⭑ Christina Diaz * Applegate Selma Blair The Sweetest They're looking for a few good men. Thing DVD U VIN DIESEL RETURN OF XANDER CAGE FULL SCREEN EDITION A film by Adrienne Shelly Waitress Keri Russell "Delicious fun!" "Sweetheart of a comedy!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/289/58a.png)
![W ID ESC REEN IS DVD Section in a Thrift Store HACH Starter Pack "HITCH is the comedy of the year." ShawnE PLAY THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON JAMES MANGOLD nip tuck a disturbingly perfect drama WIDESCREEN SPECIAL EDITION SPIDER-MAN DVD RUSSELL CROWE CHRISTIAN BALE 3:10 TOVUMA FROM THE DIRECTOR OF WALK THE LINE -ADGER FEAT "THE BEST WESTERN SINCE 'UNFORGIVEN'!" ASSION SNROMOLE Cameron ⭑ Christina Diaz * Applegate Selma Blair The Sweetest They're looking for a few good men. Thing DVD U VIN DIESEL RETURN OF XANDER CAGE FULL SCREEN EDITION A film by Adrienne Shelly Waitress Keri Russell "Delicious fun!" "Sweetheart of a comedy!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/289/58a.png)
Starter Packs
Easter with the extended family starter pack. | /r/starterpacks
![Easter with the Extended Family Starter Pack One cousin getting high in the bathroom At least one grandparent with Alzheimer's "You don't want to do the egg hunt?" "I'm 25." (It's cold) Forced family photo "The pepper makes it TOO SPICY!" The one non religious person who has to pretend to be religious](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/288/cca.jpeg)
![Easter with the Extended Family Starter Pack One cousin getting high in the bathroom At least one grandparent with Alzheimer's "You don't want to do the egg hunt?" "I'm 25." (It's cold) Forced family photo "The pepper makes it TOO SPICY!" The one non religious person who has to pretend to be religious](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/288/cca.jpeg)
Starter Packs
The smuggest of aura. | /r/PrequelMemes
![CCE I dont like this painting Charlie, it's smug aura mocks me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/287/eac.jpeg)
![CCE I dont like this painting Charlie, it's smug aura mocks me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/287/eac.jpeg)
Prequel Memes
Fives has the concepts of a plan | /r/PrequelMemes
![YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? DON'T WORRY, I HAVE THE CONCEPTS OF A PLAN GENERAL, WE WOULD LIKE TO BORROW A GUNSHIP FOR UHHH, A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION ALRIGHT, JUST BRING IT BACK IN ONE PIECE 7](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/286/7a0.jpeg)
![YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? DON'T WORRY, I HAVE THE CONCEPTS OF A PLAN GENERAL, WE WOULD LIKE TO BORROW A GUNSHIP FOR UHHH, A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION ALRIGHT, JUST BRING IT BACK IN ONE PIECE 7](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/286/7a0.jpeg)
Prequel Memes
"Past a certain age a man still trying to break into investment banking can be a bad thing, believe me."
![High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry "Past a certain age a man still trying to break into investment banking can be a bad thing, believe me." • 7:36 PM Sep 14, 2024 218.9K Views ☑ ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/285/7d6.jpg)
![High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry "Past a certain age a man still trying to break into investment banking can be a bad thing, believe me." • 7:36 PM Sep 14, 2024 218.9K Views ☑ ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/285/7d6.jpg)
Past a Certain Age a Man Without a Family Can Be A Bad Thing
14 Years Ago Today.. | /r/PrequelMemes
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/284/000.jpeg)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/284/000.jpeg)
Prequel Memes
This might be too soon. | /r/memes
![LICE ICE POLICE ICE 2300](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/283/830.jpeg)
![LICE ICE POLICE ICE 2300](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/283/830.jpeg)
Yes‽ yes‽ huh⚠️ | /r/memes
![so every single one of these open tabs contains valuable information you'll return to?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/282/f98.jpeg)
![so every single one of these open tabs contains valuable information you'll return to?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/282/f98.jpeg)
Is X in The Room with Us Right Now?
peak referencing peak | /r/okbuddyretard
![I should have been the fill your dark soul with light!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/006/281/d5d.jpeg)
![I should have been the fill your dark soul with light!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/006/281/d5d.jpeg)
OkBuddyRetard