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They could've survived if Ceasar pulled out his Credit Card | /r/memes

I'm gonna tell my kids that this is the Roman Military at the height of their power before they got steam rolled by an overleveled Zombie Titan 可

I'm gonna tell my kids that this is the Roman Military at the height of their power before they got steam rolled by an overleveled Zombie Titan 可

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"Well, I thought that...." | /r/memes

When you ask your wife why she did something and she starts giving you the most batsh*t insane explanation

When you ask your wife why she did something and she starts giving you the most batsh*t insane explanation

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"Too Much Water!" | /r/dankmemes

IGN carefully picking out which animal with rabies will review a game (they hate water): imgflip.com

IGN carefully picking out which animal with rabies will review a game (they hate water): imgflip.com

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Paris Hilton not looking so bad these days in contrast | /r/dankmemes

My daddy said I could terrorize poor people NEW YORK POST WHACKED DECK CEOS Twisted card game to hunt down CEOs

My daddy said I could terrorize poor people NEW YORK POST WHACKED DECK CEOS Twisted card game to hunt down CEOs

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It's not always the size of the dog in the fight.. or springbok, in this case. | History Memes

11 German divisions (a f--- ton of soldiers) 3433 South Africans without food, water, or help

11 German divisions (a f--- ton of soldiers) 3433 South Africans without food, water, or help

The Witcher 3 edition

NOT SCARY SCARY

NOT SCARY SCARY

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when the Install changes the BGM

Shout out to Characters with Install supers that change the game music Gotta be one of my favorite genders

Shout out to Characters with Install supers that change the game music Gotta be one of my favorite genders

Gotta Be One Of My Favorite Genders

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Not everybody in the axis powers are hundred percent bad guys all the time? | History Memes

imgflip.com CHIUNE SUGIHARA THE IMPERIAL JAPANESE DIPLOMAT WHO SAVED JEWISH PEOPLE FROM THE NAZIS JOHN RABE THE GERMAN NAZI BUSINESSMAN WHO SAVE CHINESE PEOPLE FROM IMPERIAL JAPANESE ARMY

imgflip.com CHIUNE SUGIHARA THE IMPERIAL JAPANESE DIPLOMAT WHO SAVED JEWISH PEOPLE FROM THE NAZIS JOHN RABE THE GERMAN NAZI BUSINESSMAN WHO SAVE CHINESE PEOPLE FROM IMPERIAL JAPANESE ARMY

Anon learns how to cook | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 242 KB GIF 05/04/22(Wed)21:03:17 No.68493582 Why don't you learn to cook anon? >really fun >make delicious meals >girls love it and find it hot >literally beating a difficult dark souls boss-tier satisfaction after learning a new recipe and successfully cooking the food >nothing comfier than drinking a glass of red wine and listening to music while cooking, i like to listen to jazz >great date idea, invite a girl over to eat and get her drunk on wine, high probability of getting your d--- wet I used to eat like a peasant until 4 months ago when I decided to make it my weekly goal to learn one new recipe every week and actually cook it on the weekend. Now it has become a hobby for me and I will never stop making delicious meals. I love cooking Spanish and Italian meals. 7 Replies 1 Image View Thread

Anonymous 242 KB GIF 05/04/22(Wed)21:03:17 No.68493582 Why don't you learn to cook anon? >really fun >make delicious meals >girls love it and find it hot >literally beating a difficult dark souls boss-tier satisfaction after learning a new recipe and successfully cooking the food >nothing comfier than drinking a glass of red wine and listening to music while cooking, i like to listen to jazz >great date idea, invite a girl over to eat and get her drunk on wine, high probability of getting your d--- wet I used to eat like a peasant until 4 months ago when I decided to make it my weekly goal to learn one new recipe every week and actually cook it on the weekend. Now it has become a hobby for me and I will never stop making delicious meals. I love cooking Spanish and Italian meals. 7 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Well will you look at that | /r/memes

The Devil when he sees. Hell getting overpopulated this year

The Devil when he sees. Hell getting overpopulated this year

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It's true... | /r/memes

Success rate of handling five guys 100% OceanGate TATAN 0%

Success rate of handling five guys 100% OceanGate TATAN 0%

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how to make eggs | /r/okbuddyretard

Ced Cursed Al Jaffar Naikoo · 3d ⚫ → How to fry an egg! STEP 1 Heat pan STEP 2 Crack pan STEP 3 Pouk egg STEP 2 STEP 3 Pou STEP 4 STEP 5: Fry Egg STEP 4: Egg STEP 5 Send a gift Like Comment Send Share

Ced Cursed Al Jaffar Naikoo · 3d ⚫ → How to fry an egg! STEP 1 Heat pan STEP 2 Crack pan STEP 3 Pouk egg STEP 2 STEP 3 Pou STEP 4 STEP 5: Fry Egg STEP 4: Egg STEP 5 Send a gift Like Comment Send Share

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Never simp for CEO'S | /r/dankmemes

CIA agents in 1964: Castro's in for the surprise of his life when he tries to sign something with my POISON PEN! CIA agents in 2024: r/FuckLuigiMangione: "Warned for glorifying right wing terrorism"

CIA agents in 1964: Castro's in for the surprise of his life when he tries to sign something with my POISON PEN! CIA agents in 2024: r/FuckLuigiMangione: "Warned for glorifying right wing terrorism"

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May or May Not Be Based on a True Story. | /r/dankmemes

I'm a shy guy. Yay! My first friend! (becomes clingy) EW! WHAT ARE YOU, GAY OR SOMETHING!? Never again.

I'm a shy guy. Yay! My first friend! (becomes clingy) EW! WHAT ARE YOU, GAY OR SOMETHING!? Never again.

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Maybe that’s why the two had a good relationship. | History Memes

imgflip.com 5+€ QUEEN VICTORIA L EMPEROR WILHELM II. HATING VIKTORIA MARIE LUISE

imgflip.com 5+€ QUEEN VICTORIA L EMPEROR WILHELM II. HATING VIKTORIA MARIE LUISE

Seriously? | Bumble

Bumble Send a Compliment My ultimate green flag is Dark haired foreigners 10

Bumble Send a Compliment My ultimate green flag is Dark haired foreigners 10

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Calling the admech | /r/grimdank

ource IT SUPPORT NOW: RTFM HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN? IT SUPPORT 40K: HAST THOU ATTEMPTED THE LITANY OF DEACTIVATION AND REACTIVATION?

ource IT SUPPORT NOW: RTFM HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN? IT SUPPORT 40K: HAST THOU ATTEMPTED THE LITANY OF DEACTIVATION AND REACTIVATION?

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"Some of you may be killed by friendly fire, but that's a risk I'm willing to take." | History Memes

THE IDF AT SHEBAA FARMS IN 2000 P d= J HANNIBAL DIRECTIVE KIDNAPPED ISRAELI HOSTAGES

THE IDF AT SHEBAA FARMS IN 2000 P d= J HANNIBAL DIRECTIVE KIDNAPPED ISRAELI HOSTAGES

My classic fantasy style Tormund painting is finished! | /r/FreeFolk

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Anon puts on a magic show | /r/Greentext

File: magician.png (110 KB, 318x363) Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)08:01:15 No.79788202 >Be me, 25 years old >Pretty good at magic tricks. >Have a couple acts I put together as part of my magician senior project back in the day. >Sometimes perform small shows for my friends when we're drinking. >They seem to enjoy it. Ladies seem to enjoy it if they're around. >I'm always learning new tricks, but start experimenting with other mediums. >Realize I'm pretty good with controlling farts. I can make farts of all different sounds. Also start experimenting with different foods and carbonated beverages. >Decide it would be a good idea to perform a fart show. >Basically I perform an act which incorporates a variety of farts with a few magic tricks and jokes mixed in. >Tell my friends I'll do a small magic performance but don't tell anyone any specifics. >Friendsgiving finally rolls around. >Gather everyone around and put on a drumbeat loop in the background(standard stuff). >Begin my fart show to a mix of jubilance and horror. >Performed the entire show(almost five minutes) and I didn't quite get the reaction I thought I would. There were a couple ladies who left in the middle of it. Everyone mostly avoided me for the rest of the night. I don't understand. I put so much work into my act, even researching the types of food combinations to eat in order to put on an entire five minute show. I feel betrayed in that all these modern performative art shows get all the attention, meanwhile nobody really appreciated the performative value of my show. Should I give it up? Or maybe I should try again at an actual performative art show?

File: magician.png (110 KB, 318x363) Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)08:01:15 No.79788202 >Be me, 25 years old >Pretty good at magic tricks. >Have a couple acts I put together as part of my magician senior project back in the day. >Sometimes perform small shows for my friends when we're drinking. >They seem to enjoy it. Ladies seem to enjoy it if they're around. >I'm always learning new tricks, but start experimenting with other mediums. >Realize I'm pretty good with controlling farts. I can make farts of all different sounds. Also start experimenting with different foods and carbonated beverages. >Decide it would be a good idea to perform a fart show. >Basically I perform an act which incorporates a variety of farts with a few magic tricks and jokes mixed in. >Tell my friends I'll do a small magic performance but don't tell anyone any specifics. >Friendsgiving finally rolls around. >Gather everyone around and put on a drumbeat loop in the background(standard stuff). >Begin my fart show to a mix of jubilance and horror. >Performed the entire show(almost five minutes) and I didn't quite get the reaction I thought I would. There were a couple ladies who left in the middle of it. Everyone mostly avoided me for the rest of the night. I don't understand. I put so much work into my act, even researching the types of food combinations to eat in order to put on an entire five minute show. I feel betrayed in that all these modern performative art shows get all the attention, meanwhile nobody really appreciated the performative value of my show. Should I give it up? Or maybe I should try again at an actual performative art show?

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