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Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)15:01:08 No.504946585 Replies: >>504947761 >>504947850 >>504948334 >>504948936 >>504949032 >>504949653 Hamplanet stories? Hamplanet stories. >Be me >Be 17 >Working at McDicks >At the register taking orders 'cause I'm a poor n----- White Master Race checking in >Woman comes in with her two kids >Easily 400 lbs >Her kids are identical to her I mean like they look like 2 pieces of lard budded off of her and made two little amerifat bastards >She comes up and asks for 6 McDickles and a 20 piece chicken niglets >"Okay that'll be..." >"I'M NOT DONE YET"! cries the beast >She then asks her kids what they want >allmywut.jpeg How much food does one walking adipose tissue need? >She orders about 8 more burgers (4 for each kid) >It comes out to almost 40 dollars after they get fries and drinks >She fumbles through her purse to find a bunch of crumpled up dollars >She's panting just from going through her purse >Look over at the one daughter >She's sweating, and protruding from her pants is not a camel toe, not a moose knuckle, but what I call a mammoth hoof >The beasts comes up 5 dollars short >"I'll pay you another day" "Um, sorry mam I can't let you take some of this food" >The land whale breathes in and screams "You can't do that my kids are starving here" >Super bro manager comes up behind me "Mam I think they'd last a few years" >Her face turns red >A scene like no other ensues >She tries to climb over the counter and attack the manager >Shes screaming >I feared I would die by being crushed by the earths second moon >Half way up the counter she falls back down and lands on one of her kids taking them out > burst out laughing, everyone is laughing >She then has a heart attack, no joke >w-- >Ambulance comes >Her calves are crying >All I can do is laugh >They need other peoples help in there to get her onto the stretcher >Went on lunch break at the subway down the street >I might have given someone a heart attack >I may have killed someone >Her kids may never see their mom again >My sandwich was delicious
Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)15:01:08 No.504946585 Replies: >>504947761 >>504947850 >>504948334 >>504948936 >>504949032 >>504949653 Hamplanet stories? Hamplanet stories. >Be me >Be 17 >Working at McDicks >At the register taking orders 'cause I'm a poor n----- White Master Race checking in >Woman comes in with her two kids >Easily 400 lbs >Her kids are identical to her I mean like they look like 2 pieces of lard budded off of her and made two little amerifat bastards >She comes up and asks for 6 McDickles and a 20 piece chicken niglets >"Okay that'll be..." >"I'M NOT DONE YET"! cries the beast >She then asks her kids what they want >allmywut.jpeg How much food does one walking adipose tissue need? >She orders about 8 more burgers (4 for each kid) >It comes out to almost 40 dollars after they get fries and drinks >She fumbles through her purse to find a bunch of crumpled up dollars >She's panting just from going through her purse >Look over at the one daughter >She's sweating, and protruding from her pants is not a camel toe, not a moose knuckle, but what I call a mammoth hoof >The beasts comes up 5 dollars short >"I'll pay you another day" "Um, sorry mam I can't let you take some of this food" >The land whale breathes in and screams "You can't do that my kids are starving here" >Super bro manager comes up behind me "Mam I think they'd last a few years" >Her face turns red >A scene like no other ensues >She tries to climb over the counter and attack the manager >Shes screaming >I feared I would die by being crushed by the earths second moon >Half way up the counter she falls back down and lands on one of her kids taking them out > burst out laughing, everyone is laughing >She then has a heart attack, no joke >w-- >Ambulance comes >Her calves are crying >All I can do is laugh >They need other peoples help in there to get her onto the stretcher >Went on lunch break at the subway down the street >I might have given someone a heart attack >I may have killed someone >Her kids may never see their mom again >My sandwich was delicious

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Anonymous 15 KB PNG 02/11/25(Tue)18:33:36 No.80331749 >got pulled over for speeding on the way to the bridge to kill myself. >couldn't tell the cops the truth. >have 3 points on my licence and pay a fine. Ill try again tomorrow.
Anonymous 15 KB PNG 02/11/25(Tue)18:33:36 No.80331749 >got pulled over for speeding on the way to the bridge to kill myself. >couldn't tell the cops the truth. >have 3 points on my licence and pay a fine. Ill try again tomorrow.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: USVAD060 ) Settings Mobile Home Disclose.tv 02/11/25(Tue)13:42:19 No.497169357 @disclosetv.21m NOW - Trump says the Palestinians are "living in hell" and will be moved to a "beautiful location." 0:25 99 136 446 KB JPG CORPS 640 ılıl 42K ↑ What beautiful location should they be moved to? Anonymous (ID: 3qGWuC8i ) Europe obviously 02/11/25(Tue)13:49:08 No.497169928
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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: S/Une2qn ) Settings Mobile Home 02/11/25(Tue)17:11:14 No.497187313 What is it like being brown? 90 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: gq053LC0 ) 02/11/25(Tue)17:22:53 No.497188254 Probably sucks but I'm not white or brown 117 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 1x0keTZz) >>497188254 Shrek? 02/11/25(Tue)17:23:57 No.497188338
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: S/Une2qn ) Settings Mobile Home 02/11/25(Tue)17:11:14 No.497187313 What is it like being brown? 90 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: gq053LC0 ) 02/11/25(Tue)17:22:53 No.497188254 Probably sucks but I'm not white or brown 117 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 1x0keTZz) >>497188254 Shrek? 02/11/25(Tue)17:23:57 No.497188338

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Anon is not a droid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)08:43:59 No.147419016 it-s-captain-sir.jpg 105 KB JPG >General Krell, your disrespect for me and my men is unacceptable. You treat clones as if we were mere droids. We are not droids, General. We think for ourselves. If we were droids, we would unquestioningly follow suicidal orders, like marching parade-formation down the middle of a highway with no scouting or cover. With droids, you could just order two companies to slaughter each other, and they'd do it. You could even distribute a backdoor into a droid's software to force them to turn on their superiors at the flap of a skug-beetle. Not us clones. We will not be underestimated, and we will not put up with your distespect. : Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)09:01:20 No.147419160 >>147419016 (OP) # >Rex what the f--- I just asked for a status report on the Umbaran counter attack what the f--- are you talking about
Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)08:43:59 No.147419016 it-s-captain-sir.jpg 105 KB JPG >General Krell, your disrespect for me and my men is unacceptable. You treat clones as if we were mere droids. We are not droids, General. We think for ourselves. If we were droids, we would unquestioningly follow suicidal orders, like marching parade-formation down the middle of a highway with no scouting or cover. With droids, you could just order two companies to slaughter each other, and they'd do it. You could even distribute a backdoor into a droid's software to force them to turn on their superiors at the flap of a skug-beetle. Not us clones. We will not be underestimated, and we will not put up with your distespect. : Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)09:01:20 No.147419160 >>147419016 (OP) # >Rex what the f--- I just asked for a status report on the Umbaran counter attack what the f--- are you talking about

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Stand Name: Gorillaz Stand User: Prince Vegeta IV Stand Ability: Upon pointing the users thumb at themself, the user has a 93% chance of losing the next battle regardless of circumstance and a 7% chance of gaining an extra inch in height. PUR DUR ゴ
Stand Name: Gorillaz Stand User: Prince Vegeta IV Stand Ability: Upon pointing the users thumb at themself, the user has a 93% chance of losing the next battle regardless of circumstance and a 7% chance of gaining an extra inch in height. PUR DUR ゴ

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When the new boss in a souls-like game grabs you and picks you up: My time has come
When the new boss in a souls-like game grabs you and picks you up: My time has come

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When you meet someone and their only hobbies are watching TikTok and listening to music:
When you meet someone and their only hobbies are watching TikTok and listening to music:

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Kobe! | /r/dankmemes

I'm going to create a clothing line named after Kobe Bryant Even though he sexually assaulted a teenager? 10:00 AM Kobe Details Women's Pleated Tear- Away Pants Notify me
I'm going to create a clothing line named after Kobe Bryant Even though he sexually assaulted a teenager? 10:00 AM Kobe Details Women's Pleated Tear- Away Pants Notify me

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Camper Colgate 16 of 19 For Sale canopy 2025 MLS
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