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Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)15:01:08 No.504946585 Replies: >>504947761 >>504947850 >>504948334 >>504948936 >>504949032 >>504949653 Hamplanet stories? Hamplanet stories. >Be me >Be 17 >Working at McDicks >At the register taking orders 'cause I'm a poor n----- White Master Race checking in >Woman comes in with her two kids >Easily 400 lbs >Her kids are identical to her I mean like they look like 2 pieces of lard budded off of her and made two little amerifat bastards >She comes up and asks for 6 McDickles and a 20 piece chicken niglets >"Okay that'll be..." >"I'M NOT DONE YET"! cries the beast >She then asks her kids what they want >allmywut.jpeg How much food does one walking adipose tissue need? >She orders about 8 more burgers (4 for each kid) >It comes out to almost 40 dollars after they get fries and drinks >She fumbles through her purse to find a bunch of crumpled up dollars >She's panting just from going through her purse >Look over at the one daughter >She's sweating, and protruding from her pants is not a camel toe, not a moose knuckle, but what I call a mammoth hoof >The beasts comes up 5 dollars short >"I'll pay you another day" "Um, sorry mam I can't let you take some of this food" >The land whale breathes in and screams "You can't do that my kids are starving here" >Super bro manager comes up behind me "Mam I think they'd last a few years" >Her face turns red >A scene like no other ensues >She tries to climb over the counter and attack the manager >Shes screaming >I feared I would die by being crushed by the earths second moon >Half way up the counter she falls back down and lands on one of her kids taking them out > burst out laughing, everyone is laughing >She then has a heart attack, no joke >w-- >Ambulance comes >Her calves are crying >All I can do is laugh >They need other peoples help in there to get her onto the stretcher >Went on lunch break at the subway down the street >I might have given someone a heart attack >I may have killed someone >Her kids may never see their mom again >My sandwich was delicious

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Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)15:01:08 No.504946585 Replies: >>504947761 >>504947850 >>504948334 >>504948936 >>504949032 >>504949653 Hamplanet stories? Hamplanet stories. >Be me >Be 17 >Working at McDicks >At the register taking orders 'cause I'm a poor n----- White Master Race checking in >Woman comes in with her two kids >Easily 400 lbs >Her kids are identical to her I mean like they look like 2 pieces of lard budded off of her and made two little amerifat bastards >She comes up and asks for 6 McDickles and a 20 piece chicken niglets >"Okay that'll be..." >"I'M NOT DONE YET"! cries the beast >She then asks her kids what they want >allmywut.jpeg How much food does one walking adipose tissue need? >She orders about 8 more burgers (4 for each kid) >It comes out to almost 40 dollars after they get fries and drinks >She fumbles through her purse to find a bunch of crumpled up dollars >She's panting just from going through her purse >Look over at the one daughter >She's sweating, and protruding from her pants is not a camel toe, not a moose knuckle, but what I call a mammoth hoof >The beasts comes up 5 dollars short >"I'll pay you another day" "Um, sorry mam I can't let you take some of this food" >The land whale breathes in and screams "You can't do that my kids are starving here" >Super bro manager comes up behind me "Mam I think they'd last a few years" >Her face turns red >A scene like no other ensues >She tries to climb over the counter and attack the manager >Shes screaming >I feared I would die by being crushed by the earths second moon >Half way up the counter she falls back down and lands on one of her kids taking them out > burst out laughing, everyone is laughing >She then has a heart attack, no joke >w-- >Ambulance comes >Her calves are crying >All I can do is laugh >They need other peoples help in there to get her onto the stretcher >Went on lunch break at the subway down the street >I might have given someone a heart attack >I may have killed someone >Her kids may never see their mom again >My sandwich was delicious

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