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Bumble BFF as a straight man is rough. | Bumble

Yeah that sounds sweet haha. Do you go out to bars often? I've gone to a few but I'm not familiar with what's good around here as far as bars go. Yesterday Honestly not that often. But there's some solid ones on Main Street downtown Slc Mmf is hot
Yeah that sounds sweet haha. Do you go out to bars often? I've gone to a few but I'm not familiar with what's good around here as far as bars go. Yesterday Honestly not that often. But there's some solid ones on Main Street downtown Slc Mmf is hot

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He's so cute

I googled "angry duck" and I'm really glad I did
I googled "angry duck" and I'm really glad I did

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A king somewhere: go save my daughter and you can marry her Me:
A king somewhere: go save my daughter and you can marry her Me:

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Thanks, man

That one homie waiting for you to tie your shoes while the rest of the squad keeps on walking
That one homie waiting for you to tie your shoes while the rest of the squad keeps on walking

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Never forgetting that

My mom when she sees the poorly crafted gift I made for her at school:
My mom when she sees the poorly crafted gift I made for her at school:

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Forgiveness

How can I forgive that person? What they did was wrong. Forgiveness is not condoning their behaviour, but rather letting go of its power to affect your inner peace.
How can I forgive that person? What they did was wrong. Forgiveness is not condoning their behaviour, but rather letting go of its power to affect your inner peace.

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The little things

When you were having a rough day and he randomly texts "thinking about you, love you": M
When you were having a rough day and he randomly texts "thinking about you, love you": M

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Being grateful

The masculine urge to be grateful for the things you have.
The masculine urge to be grateful for the things you have.

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Every time

the time I waste with you... ...is never a waste of time. Jim Benton-instagram.com/jimbentonshots/
the time I waste with you... ...is never a waste of time. Jim Benton-instagram.com/jimbentonshots/

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Living a double life

Me after secretly helping my parents pack and hide gifts from eachother:
Me after secretly helping my parents pack and hide gifts from eachother:

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Happy holidays!

When you only get a few presents but it's okay because you're lowkey just a chill guy who's happy to spend time with your family
When you only get a few presents but it's okay because you're lowkey just a chill guy who's happy to spend time with your family

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Surpriiiise

When you're finally old enough to buy your parents a Christmas gift: u/elch3w SURPRISE MOTHER-FATHER
When you're finally old enough to buy your parents a Christmas gift: u/elch3w SURPRISE MOTHER-FATHER

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Drama Queen

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How the grinch could have won:

Got CTE from playing Peel @doulbedoink How the grinch could have won: >Don't randomly steal presents, focus on gift production facilities >Demand the other reindeer not to accept rudolph >Don't siege whoville, take it immediately >Zerg rush santa's workshop >Ally with Jack Frost against Santa >ignore Africa • 9:26 PM Dec 24, 2024 · 569.6K Views
Got CTE from playing Peel @doulbedoink How the grinch could have won: >Don't randomly steal presents, focus on gift production facilities >Demand the other reindeer not to accept rudolph >Don't siege whoville, take it immediately >Zerg rush santa's workshop >Ally with Jack Frost against Santa >ignore Africa • 9:26 PM Dec 24, 2024 · 569.6K Views

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How Kamala could have won :

Einstein2004113 @einstein2004113 How Kamala could have won : ☑ >Don't terror bomb Palestine, focus on shools and hospitals >Demand Walz not be stupid with the left >Don't siege Philadelphie, win it immediately >Zurge rush the Capitol to cut off inauguration >Ally with Cheney against the leftists >ignore inflation • 1:55 AM Nov 6, 2024 · 57.6K Views .
Einstein2004113 @einstein2004113 How Kamala could have won : ☑ >Don't terror bomb Palestine, focus on shools and hospitals >Demand Walz not be stupid with the left >Don't siege Philadelphie, win it immediately >Zurge rush the Capitol to cut off inauguration >Ally with Cheney against the leftists >ignore inflation • 1:55 AM Nov 6, 2024 · 57.6K Views .

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The True Meaning of smekday - Home (2015) - like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

sparrowlucero Follow like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically DREAMWORKS HOME sparrowlucero the book this is based on (the true meaning of smekday) is uh. more In a ridiculously short amount of time, the Boov determined that humans were unwilling to mix peacefully into their culture. They pointed out all the people who fled instead of welcoming their new neighbors, even those whose homes had been taken outright. Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. (He didn't call us humankind, of course. He called us the Noble Savages of Earth. Apparently we were all still living on Earth at this point.) "Noble Savages of Earth," he said. "Long time have we tried to live together in peace." (It had been five months.) "Long time have the Boov suffered under the hostileness and intolerableness of you people. With sad hearts I now concede that Boov and humans will never to exist as one." I remember being really excited at this point. Could I possibly be hearing right? Were the Boov about to leave? I was so stupid. "And so now I generously grant you Human Preserves- gifts of land that will be for humans forever, never to be taken away again, now." I stared at the TV, mouth agape. "But we were here first," I said pathetically. The tent was strung with white Christmas lights and packed with people, all facing a stage on one end. And on the stage stood a redheaded man in a wifebeater with a Viking tattooed on his chest. People were booing him. "Shut up!" the redhead was saying. "I have the stage! All I'm saying is, now that we've all had to leave our real homes, we got a chance to get America right! There can be a place for the Saxon Americans, and a place for the coloreds, and a place for―shut up!" "So every place has some kind of leader?" I asked. It had all happened so fast. "Sure. Most of them are former state governors, or senators, or whatever. The president runs a little town called Rye." "Just a little town?" "Yes..." said Mitch. "He's not very popular anymore, because of the invasion. People assume it was his fault somehow. But we have to have leaders. We have to have government." "I guess," I said. "Daniel Landry's district is far south of here," he said, "on some former Indian land." "Indian land? Like a reservation?" "That's right." "Is this Dan guy an Indian?" "I don't think so, no. I'm pretty sure he's white. He wasn't a governor or anything before, but he's really rich, so I imagine he's a good leader." "Uh-huh. But he's white," I said. "The Indians elected a white guy?" "Well...I don't know. I imagine all the other people elected him. It's mostly white folks living on the reservation now." I frowned. "And the Indians are okay with this?" "What do you mean?" "Well...it was a reservation," I said. "It was land we promised to the Native Americans. Forever." Mitch looked at me like I was speaking in tongues. "But... we needed it," he said. "Mr. Hinkel," said the Chief, jerking his head toward the sleeping man. "He thinks Indians like me ought to live somewhere else. Likes to tell me about it a lot." I didn't really want to talk about Mr. Hinkel. "Well, maybe they'll let him go soon." "Doubt it," said the Chief. "Got beat up pretty good by someone who thinks gay people like him ought to live somewhere else. 2,000 years ago- Many schools closed by the HighBoov, because Money Is Needed Elsewhere. Boov are told not to worry about learning unimportant things. Boov are told to learn one useful thing that may be done over and over again and give their life meaning. HighBoov devise clever tests to find which Boov should be taught more, and which Boov should not be taught because Money Is Needed Elsewhere. 1,150 years ago Certain Boov who were taught many things announce that industry is polluting the waters of Boovworld. These scientists predict that the oceans soon will no longer be able to sustain life, unless things are changed. 1,149 years ago - HighBoov declare that these warnings of pollution cannot be proven, so therefore nothing should be changed. The scientist Boov who gave these warnings are declared evil-evil that they should call our God unclean. These Boov are named the Forgotten and sent onto land into exile forever. Some of them die of asphyxiation. Most don't. 1,003 years ago- God dies of asphyxiation. bogleech Follow For people who dont know by the way, the movie didn't just sanitize all that but changed the metaphor so the aliens are supposed to come across as a sympathetic metaphor for immigrants, which fails worse than you're even imagining because the movie does keep the part where they invade earth and steal homes. 33,289 notes 3.
sparrowlucero Follow like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically DREAMWORKS HOME sparrowlucero the book this is based on (the true meaning of smekday) is uh. more In a ridiculously short amount of time, the Boov determined that humans were unwilling to mix peacefully into their culture. They pointed out all the people who fled instead of welcoming their new neighbors, even those whose homes had been taken outright. Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. (He didn't call us humankind, of course. He called us the Noble Savages of Earth. Apparently we were all still living on Earth at this point.) "Noble Savages of Earth," he said. "Long time have we tried to live together in peace." (It had been five months.) "Long time have the Boov suffered under the hostileness and intolerableness of you people. With sad hearts I now concede that Boov and humans will never to exist as one." I remember being really excited at this point. Could I possibly be hearing right? Were the Boov about to leave? I was so stupid. "And so now I generously grant you Human Preserves- gifts of land that will be for humans forever, never to be taken away again, now." I stared at the TV, mouth agape. "But we were here first," I said pathetically. The tent was strung with white Christmas lights and packed with people, all facing a stage on one end. And on the stage stood a redheaded man in a wifebeater with a Viking tattooed on his chest. People were booing him. "Shut up!" the redhead was saying. "I have the stage! All I'm saying is, now that we've all had to leave our real homes, we got a chance to get America right! There can be a place for the Saxon Americans, and a place for the coloreds, and a place for―shut up!" "So every place has some kind of leader?" I asked. It had all happened so fast. "Sure. Most of them are former state governors, or senators, or whatever. The president runs a little town called Rye." "Just a little town?" "Yes..." said Mitch. "He's not very popular anymore, because of the invasion. People assume it was his fault somehow. But we have to have leaders. We have to have government." "I guess," I said. "Daniel Landry's district is far south of here," he said, "on some former Indian land." "Indian land? Like a reservation?" "That's right." "Is this Dan guy an Indian?" "I don't think so, no. I'm pretty sure he's white. He wasn't a governor or anything before, but he's really rich, so I imagine he's a good leader." "Uh-huh. But he's white," I said. "The Indians elected a white guy?" "Well...I don't know. I imagine all the other people elected him. It's mostly white folks living on the reservation now." I frowned. "And the Indians are okay with this?" "What do you mean?" "Well...it was a reservation," I said. "It was land we promised to the Native Americans. Forever." Mitch looked at me like I was speaking in tongues. "But... we needed it," he said. "Mr. Hinkel," said the Chief, jerking his head toward the sleeping man. "He thinks Indians like me ought to live somewhere else. Likes to tell me about it a lot." I didn't really want to talk about Mr. Hinkel. "Well, maybe they'll let him go soon." "Doubt it," said the Chief. "Got beat up pretty good by someone who thinks gay people like him ought to live somewhere else. 2,000 years ago- Many schools closed by the HighBoov, because Money Is Needed Elsewhere. Boov are told not to worry about learning unimportant things. Boov are told to learn one useful thing that may be done over and over again and give their life meaning. HighBoov devise clever tests to find which Boov should be taught more, and which Boov should not be taught because Money Is Needed Elsewhere. 1,150 years ago Certain Boov who were taught many things announce that industry is polluting the waters of Boovworld. These scientists predict that the oceans soon will no longer be able to sustain life, unless things are changed. 1,149 years ago - HighBoov declare that these warnings of pollution cannot be proven, so therefore nothing should be changed. The scientist Boov who gave these warnings are declared evil-evil that they should call our God unclean. These Boov are named the Forgotten and sent onto land into exile forever. Some of them die of asphyxiation. Most don't. 1,003 years ago- God dies of asphyxiation. bogleech Follow For people who dont know by the way, the movie didn't just sanitize all that but changed the metaphor so the aliens are supposed to come across as a sympathetic metaphor for immigrants, which fails worse than you're even imagining because the movie does keep the part where they invade earth and steal homes. 33,289 notes 3.

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How Rhaegar could’ve won:

Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk How Rhaegar could've won: >don't terror pillage the Riverlands, focus on Tully facilities >demand Mace not be a lackwit in the Stormlands >don't siege Storm's End; take it immediately >zurge rush Moat Cailin to cut off the North >ally with the Valemen against Robert >ignore Dorne 11:41 AM Oct 23, 2023 64.3K Views •
Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk How Rhaegar could've won: >don't terror pillage the Riverlands, focus on Tully facilities >demand Mace not be a lackwit in the Stormlands >don't siege Storm's End; take it immediately >zurge rush Moat Cailin to cut off the North >ally with the Valemen against Robert >ignore Dorne 11:41 AM Oct 23, 2023 64.3K Views •

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How the Fire Nation could have won:

☑ Polandish @Polandish3 How the Fire Nation could have won: >Don't terror raze the Earth Kingdom, focus on military facilities >Demand Zhao not to be a retard with Moon >Don't seige Ba-Sing-Se, take it immediately >Zurge rush Serpent's pass to cut off cabbage supply >Ignore Si-Wong Desert 4:41 PM Oct 18, 2024.61 Views
☑ Polandish @Polandish3 How the Fire Nation could have won: >Don't terror raze the Earth Kingdom, focus on military facilities >Demand Zhao not to be a retard with Moon >Don't seige Ba-Sing-Se, take it immediately >Zurge rush Serpent's pass to cut off cabbage supply >Ignore Si-Wong Desert 4:41 PM Oct 18, 2024.61 Views

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It's good to see the light of day again | /r/dndmemes

When you finish a megadungeon campaign of almost 2 years MAN
When you finish a megadungeon campaign of almost 2 years MAN

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Finally a campaign in my wheelhouse | /r/dndmemes

Bard: Can...can I DM a one shot? DM: You want to?!? Where did this come from?!? Bard: I found a module that feels safe for me to run. Super in my wheelhouse. DM: I mean, sure, if everyone else is ok with it. Fighter: I'm curious to see. Ranger: Same. DM: How soon do you want to try this? Bard: *flops the module out* We could go right now...? SLONKIN' FAT DOINKS WITH A F----- DRAGON oss SQUICHE 425 $22.95
Bard: Can...can I DM a one shot? DM: You want to?!? Where did this come from?!? Bard: I found a module that feels safe for me to run. Super in my wheelhouse. DM: I mean, sure, if everyone else is ok with it. Fighter: I'm curious to see. Ranger: Same. DM: How soon do you want to try this? Bard: *flops the module out* We could go right now...? SLONKIN' FAT DOINKS WITH A F----- DRAGON oss SQUICHE 425 $22.95

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