Bard: Can...can I DM a one shot? DM: You want to?!? Where did this come from?!? Bard: I found a module that feels safe for me to run. Super in my wheelhouse. DM: I mean, sure, if everyone else is ok with it. Fighter: I'm curious to see. Ranger: Same. DM: How soon do you want to try this? Bard: *flops the module out* We could go right now...? SLONKIN' FAT DOINKS WITH A F----- DRAGON oss SQUICHE 425 $22.95

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FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON! BE REALISTIC I WANT TO FINISH A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT IT FIZZLING OUT WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON Gold

wwww w 3 C Damn, these pants are cramping my balls! F---!! 1) Is that the legendary Crampus?! 3 3 U C @SINISTERCHAP SPECIAL THANKS TO MY FRIENDS 天 X 3 C WEB TOON

Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

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the paladin and rogue agreeing with eachother is a rare and precious moment. | /r/dndmemes

the lawful good paladin when the rogue uncovers secret affairs between the royal court and succubi so that he has an excuse to not pay taxes Weirdly, bizarrely, I actually follow the logic on this one.

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Before I got into DnD I was familiar with the Beholder only through Futurama and vague references of it as a dungeon guard, so when I got into my first fight with one I insisted on the party just jumping it because how hard could a mid-level dungeon guard

inteligence area ok ima fight damn got hands

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"We could just find another way without the king." "Mmm, nope, the obstacle is the path :)" | /r/dndmemes

Player: So let me get this straight...we have to go to the king, who will actively disrespect and even threaten our well being, and if we do even a single meaningful thing against it, you will da-l mean, "we will be damned" as murderhobos and problem players? imgflip.com DMS:

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I haven't seen much of this in particular but I have to assume that it's at least somewhat common. (I for one am guilty of this) | /r/dndmemes

Dragonborn according to canon: Dragonborn according to certain players:

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I have no idea what you guys are worried about. This campaign is going to be EPIC! | /r/dndmemes

made with mematic You join a campaign based on Greek mythology. You start the first session in a wooden horse, getting ready to launch an attack on a rival kingdom. The session ends with the leader of the army throwing the prince's infant son off a tower. The rest of the campaign is about you trying to get home.

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Christmas tree | /r/dndmemes

Christmas is coming, My dear friends! But first we need to find a nice Christmas tree. Look! It seems we have found what we need. AAAA AAAA! MY LEG! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE, MANIAC! Oh damn, RUN! Hold on dear, everything will be fine! BANG Oooh, how painful! Angry ceSar Ohhoho, I can't feel my leg...

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Another insult I’m saving for a bard one day | /r/dndmemes

BARD: "YOUR VISAGE IS SO HIDEOUS, THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A PORTRAIT DONE IT REQUIRED NEITHER HAMMER NOR NAIL AS IT HUNG ITSELF." DM DM

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Today, many us celebrate the gifts of our archfey patron, after completing the summoning ritual last night | /r/dndmemes

PATRON: IF YOU SIT ON MY LAP TODAY, A KISS A TOY IS THE PRICE YOU PAY PROSPECTIVE WARLOCKS: IS "TOY" THE SYLVAN WORD FOR ELDRITCH BLAST? imgflip.com

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Strahd is comming to town | /r/dndmemes

You Better Watch Out You Better Not Cry You Better Roll Saver Or You'll Probably Die! by

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I loot the town! It’s what my character would do! | /r/dndmemes

HOW THE ROGUE STOLE CHRISTMAS STEALTH ROLL CRIT IDEX CHECK PASSED DECEPTION ROLL CRIT AGAIN TOWN NPC'S GROUP CASTING WISH ALIGNMENT SHIFT

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This may or may not be connected to the fact that most of my PCs are elves. | /r/dndmemes

Shout out to legalized assassins' guilds Gotta be one of my favorite genders

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The top three things you never want to hear from a DM are "You can certainly try", "This will be interesting" and "So, I've been playing insert any Souls game here recently..." | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com Your DM is running Curse of Strahd Your DM says he wants to make "A few modifications to it He says that he wants to "Ramp up the horror aspect He mentions that he's been playing Bloodborne recently

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Dungeons and Dragons - Finally a campaign in my wheelhouse | /r/dndmemes

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Bard: Can...can I DM a one shot? DM: You want to?!? Where did this come from?!? Bard: I found a module that feels safe for me to run. Super in my wheelhouse. DM: I mean, sure, if everyone else is ok with it. Fighter: I'm curious to see. Ranger: Same. DM: How soon do you want to try this? Bard: *flops the module out* We could go right now...? SLONKIN' FAT DOINKS WITH A F----- DRAGON oss SQUICHE 425 $22.95

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