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TV REPORT 18 September 2014 at 81Spm Man who hid fake moustache under water valve waits five months to finish terrible pun imgur/Ryon Kramer A man who found a fake moustache hídden underneath a water valve in his house later discovered his housemate had been planning an excruciatingty tong-term dad-joke. Five months ago, my roommate John moved out," Reddit user Ryan Kramer explained. "T haven't been in his room since then, however this week, behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve, we found a little surprise." Mr Kramer says he then sent John "a confused text, to which he finally received the punchline "You found iti My secret stache' it said. "He has been waiting five months to make that pun," Ryan concluded.

TV REPORT 18 September 2014 at 81Spm Man who hid fake moustache under water valve waits five months to finish terrible pun imgur/Ryon Kramer A man who found a fake moustache hídden underneath a water valve in his house later discovered his housemate had been planning an excruciatingty tong-term dad-joke. Five months ago, my roommate John moved out," Reddit user Ryan Kramer explained. "T haven't been in his room since then, however this week, behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve, we found a little surprise." Mr Kramer says he then sent John "a confused text, to which he finally received the punchline "You found iti My secret stache' it said. "He has been waiting five months to make that pun," Ryan concluded.

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Dad, I'm Gay

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A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dad... I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad"

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dad... I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad"

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"honey, im pregnant." hello pregnant," he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. "im dad" 178,532 notes はー whosuperlockedyouroseonabe... + Source:tayngerous tayngerous A woman is at her fathers deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left Dad, I'm sorry." she whispers Goodbye, Sorry."he says, "m dead everyone else go home. messyfandom the first and last dad joke

"honey, im pregnant." hello pregnant," he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. "im dad" 178,532 notes はー whosuperlockedyouroseonabe... + Source:tayngerous tayngerous A woman is at her fathers deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left Dad, I'm sorry." she whispers Goodbye, Sorry."he says, "m dead everyone else go home. messyfandom the first and last dad joke

Just at work... tripping on acid.

Dad Just at work... tripping on acid CORROSIVE SUSSTANCES

Dad Just at work... tripping on acid CORROSIVE SUSSTANCES

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Operator: 911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband. sofapizza Not the time for a dad joke He's ready the time is nigh

Operator: 911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband. sofapizza Not the time for a dad joke He's ready the time is nigh

DADSVILLE ustyoutuberthings I'm home Hi home, I'm dad

DADSVILLE ustyoutuberthings I'm home Hi home, I'm dad

doubtful-seer horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue olivialaurel smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe." and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, its f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord..

doubtful-seer horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue olivialaurel smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe." and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, its f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord..

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mnota hero, mjust a coffee shop- Get the f--- down! QUENTIN TARANTINO Jimmie VENESSIA VALENTINO Bonnie HARVEY KEITEL The Wolf JULIA SWEENEY Raquel ROBERT RUTH Coffee Shop LAWRENCE BENDER Long Hair Yuppie-Scum Production Manager PAUL HELLERMAN High-res → digg This excellent dad joke was hidden in the credits of Pulp Fiction 733 notes

mnota hero, mjust a coffee shop- Get the f--- down! QUENTIN TARANTINO Jimmie VENESSIA VALENTINO Bonnie HARVEY KEITEL The Wolf JULIA SWEENEY Raquel ROBERT RUTH Coffee Shop LAWRENCE BENDER Long Hair Yuppie-Scum Production Manager PAUL HELLERMAN High-res → digg This excellent dad joke was hidden in the credits of Pulp Fiction 733 notes

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When Daughter's BF makes better Dad Jokes than you..

%& your bff alex @psybermonkey [First date] Her dad: Iwant her home before midnight Me: but you already own her home Dad: *turning to daughter if you don't sleep with him, I wil

%& your bff alex @psybermonkey [First date] Her dad: Iwant her home before midnight Me: but you already own her home Dad: *turning to daughter if you don't sleep with him, I wil

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jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturallyI screamed "m-----------" and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said "you rang?" hats off for the ultimate dad joke 87 792 notes

jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturallyI screamed "m-----------" and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said "you rang?" hats off for the ultimate dad joke 87 792 notes

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queen-of-fallen-angels axs-the-fallen-angel howling-rising-demorn delzdesigns Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you'd have 4 dads. The amount of dad jokes... "I'm hungry "Hi hungry, I'm dad." "Hi dad, I'm dad too!" "Hi dad too, I'm dad three." "Hi dad three, I'm dad." What have you done TME FAIRLY ODDPARENTS IN: ADD Ol-DAD

queen-of-fallen-angels axs-the-fallen-angel howling-rising-demorn delzdesigns Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you'd have 4 dads. The amount of dad jokes... "I'm hungry "Hi hungry, I'm dad." "Hi dad, I'm dad too!" "Hi dad too, I'm dad three." "Hi dad three, I'm dad." What have you done TME FAIRLY ODDPARENTS IN: ADD Ol-DAD

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So sweet

Aww... He's teaching his son about the family business

Aww... He's teaching his son about the family business

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And keep the windows closed when it is running

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horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue livialaurel My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe" and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, it's f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord... Image has no home-can you help? via BFORBEL.COM

horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue livialaurel My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe" and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, it's f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord... Image has no home-can you help? via BFORBEL.COM

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backwardsarah omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings onlyghoulsandvikings just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in that room you walk into the room and go: "dad please let's go home i am hungry and they all turn around collectively and chant: "Hl HUNGRY I'M DAD DadCon 2013 Dad Con2013 DADDING INTENSIFIES)

backwardsarah omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings onlyghoulsandvikings just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in that room you walk into the room and go: "dad please let's go home i am hungry and they all turn around collectively and chant: "Hl HUNGRY I'M DAD DadCon 2013 Dad Con2013 DADDING INTENSIFIES)

Dad comes home from work, my brother and I are playing the NES in our bedroom. He pops his head in, "Hello boys. Just playing your Seven-Eight-Don't?" We look at him, confused. He squints at the console. "Oops, my mistake-- that's a Nine-Ten-Do!" Such an awful Dad joke, but we cracked up at the time. We were in tears. 20 years later and we still reference it, while Dad can't believe we even remember it.

Dad comes home from work, my brother and I are playing the NES in our bedroom. He pops his head in, "Hello boys. Just playing your Seven-Eight-Don't?" We look at him, confused. He squints at the console. "Oops, my mistake-- that's a Nine-Ten-Do!" Such an awful Dad joke, but we cracked up at the time. We were in tears. 20 years later and we still reference it, while Dad can't believe we even remember it.

Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano? Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days. Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument

Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano? Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days. Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument

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When comedy becomes tragedy

S0 I SAID... TWO GONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGH STOP THAT. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? BUT THEY ARENT. PLEASE... SURELY YOU KNOW How MUCIH HAPPINESS THEY BRING ME. THEY'RE SO SHIRLEY. ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE... EARNEST ANOTHER BRLUUANT APPRECIATION IS PLAY ON wWoRDS! MY WEAKNESS PLEASE... PLEASE ROu YOUR EYES BUT IT'S SO FUwwy Hl. DYING.ovNG. IM DAD Smbc-comics.com

S0 I SAID... TWO GONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGH STOP THAT. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? BUT THEY ARENT. PLEASE... SURELY YOU KNOW How MUCIH HAPPINESS THEY BRING ME. THEY'RE SO SHIRLEY. ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE... EARNEST ANOTHER BRLUUANT APPRECIATION IS PLAY ON wWoRDS! MY WEAKNESS PLEASE... PLEASE ROu YOUR EYES BUT IT'S SO FUwwy Hl. DYING.ovNG. IM DAD Smbc-comics.com

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