This is too accurate with my cats, when one jumps up onto my desk I react with an "Oh hi _____" and I start to pet them, but in the back of my mind I think 'Don't sit on the keyboard, don't sit on the keyboard,' and then they do just that. Listen, cat, I want you here, but not keyboard here, and I also don't want to disturb you by picking you up but I also need to work on something here. I'm always conflicted when my cat jumps up. AND THEN the others start to show up and I then have 2 cats on my desk and another begging for my food, while the dogs are also there begging for my food.

I have too many pets…