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The Virgin Chad Always carries the bible with him Good looking Treats women the same ( as men Gets asked out daily but always rejects Less than 20 vears old Wears a purity ring People act surprised when they find out he's a virgin Has a crucifix necklace Well dressed Will probably meet his future wife at church Could easily f--- any girl he wanted but he's waiting for the right one Semen overload from never e---------- When girls find out he's a virgin they want him even more

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The Virgin Chad


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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The Chad Virgin:

> Would be considered moderately attractive at best by most, but has appeal to subset of women.

> Has had many sexual partners, but all are either easy or prostitutes.

>Gets nervous when he doesn't have quick access to proper protection.

> Has a dominance fantasy, but is to embarrassed to ask any of his partners to act it out with him.

>Prefers to get written or recorded consent before intercourse.

>Suspects he may be bisexual, but too nervous to actually experiment with men.

>6.5/10 in bed.

>Exclusively makes love in the missionary position.

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