A collection of memes and tweets about job applications photos are of a pitch for a TV show about Baby Boomers applying to jobs and a company not understand why people are leaving

12 People Who Are Completely Fed Up With Applying To Jobs

We've collected a combination of tweets and memes to help combat the plight that is applying for jobs for those who find themselves in this current situation. And, even if you're currently gainfully employed, you will still understand the many jokes and grievances shared in the subreddit /r/RecruitingH*ll, because everyone has gone through it at some point. Below are 12 of our favorites that you'll definitely be nodding your head to.

I'd Eat A Tire Just So That I Have Something To Write In My Cover Letter

sabbir @sabbyinthelab i rather eat a whole bus tire than write a cover letter for a job <>

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This Time, It Will Be Different!

Come work for us, we're a cool start-up You'll be working on interesting tech You'll get annual leave and a salary We're different to the other start-ups, honest

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Three Hours Later….

Millennials aren't buying diamonds - why? RETWEETS LIKES 173 309 MistyKnights TwistOut @Steph__Will * Follow Too busy filling out job applications that ask them to attach their resume and then enter what's on that same resume on the next page.

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Time To Lie!

So, tell me a bit about yourself l'd rather not. I really need this job

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It Feels Like This Should Have Been The First Bullet Point?

Software Engineer / Developer Qualifications: • Bachelor's degree in computer science, computer information systems, software engineering, or a related field • 2+ years of software development experience in a multi-user, enterprise, distributed, data-driven, and collaborative team environment with modern application development technologies. • Experience with .NET and/or C# • Proficiency with object-oriented programming and structured programming techniques. • Proficiency with Web/Internet technologies (Backend and front-end languages, database engines, server software and configuration) • Proficiency with desktop/client-server technologies (Backend and front-end languages, database engines, server software and configuration) • Experience with Content Management (CMS), Ecommerce, CRM, Warehouse Management (WMS), Supply Chain, or similar frameworks / technologies and enterprise systems. • Working knowledge of distributed software architecture, Linux & Windows server environments, and version control software. • Must have good communication and teamwork skills. • Must be self-disciplined in managing workload and assignments. • Strive to live a life consistent with Biblical principles and demonstrate continued growth and spiritual development

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CYA, Facebook

The Doctor [412/724/301/703/415/510] @virtadpt Replying to @harriepw Interviewed at FB about ten years ago. Interviewer looked at my CV and said "We don't count internships as experience here, so let's just forget all of that." me: "Those weren't internships. I went to college part time and worked full time to pay for it." Dead silence. 8:28 AM · Jan 18, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Why Are We Doing This In 2020?

I uploaded my now enter your info manually resume

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Honesty Is The Best Policy

Administrative Assistant Property Partners Management Ltd - London SE1 How many years of Administrative Assistant experience do you have? What about this role excites you and made you want to apply? Please describe your interest in working with us. (optional) Whoever finds administration exciting needs therapy, and I am interested in working for you because I need to buy food Confirm your application details on the next page. Continue Back

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Somebody Call Netflix

ll MetroPCS ? 8:16 AM 1 50% Thread Yashar Ali liked Ty @Meadbyinead Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown? 4:57 PM · 8/6/19 · Twitter for iPhone 11.7K Retweets 67.3K Likes

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Oh, Cool

mattsurelee EXPERIENCE REQUIRED Getting a dog Having a baby Owning a firearm Getting drafted Entry level into the miltary job Civilized. Experience required •..

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Will Need To Use This

Interviewer : Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me : In your chair, but asking better questions.

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JUST HIRE ME ALREADY

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