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14 Cursed Secondhand Items That Are Actually For Sale

Craigslist is not one of the better parts of the internet. Sometimes, we find things on there that no one ever asked for, ever, and we're not always happy to have seen them. But thanks to Redditors, some of the funniest have been dredged up from the depths of Craigslist, eBay, and more. These are some of the worst new ads that really shouldn't exist.

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Nutri Grain E.T $1,000 Listed 2 days ago in Melbourne, VIC

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They Want It Gone Today

Dr Phil putt putt hole $200 Make an offer would like it gone today

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Very Cool

For sale cool looking onion $100 Listed about a day ago in Sydney, NSW

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Just What I Needed

88% 个 VOGEL original mixed grain FLA Part loaf of bread Closes:水25 8月, 7:05午後 3 days 23 hours 53 minutes 2359 people added this to their Watchlist COVID-19 Update Due to the current alert level, please expect delays. Please be patient and kind to your fellow Kiwis. Learn more $261.80 Current bid | Reserve met Place bid 103 bids View bid history

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Not Even a Guess

I'm not quite sure what it is $100 · In Stock

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Reverse Cat Training

07:57 0 44% reply Train you to be a cat I will teach you how to be a cat! Including the perfect meow and purring. Will also go over loving up to people and using the litter box. We're so excited to hear from you! Leave us a voice-mail with your best purr and meow and we'll be in touch! th

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Hmmm

Bed frame for sale, very sturdy, man not included, sensible offers only no wierdos O $150 STEVENAGE, ENGLAND Bed frame for sale MESSAGE

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Oh, So That's His Hiding Place

Wish O (M) Sponsored · O Enjoy the much cheaper items sold by Wish. don't miss 60-80% OFF store prices DEAD OR RORONOA $320.000 10-P WANTED WANTED JINBE Wish Wish Former Iraqi leader Sadda.. SHOP NOW 2019 New! $20 $11

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Free Gay Cats

* Homosexual Cats Need New Home 3 Hi, I am a Christian Lady, and there are two homosexual cats living in my backyard and they need a home. I don't feel right about them being there since they are living an "alternative" lifestyle that does not go along with my religious beliefs. They are tame and fixed and the person who lives in the yard behind mine moved and left them. They have been eating food that I set out for my heterosexual cats. These cats are also different races, as one is black and one is white. I guess its ok because the black one is sort of a helper to the white one who is very cross eyed, but they clean each other and love on each other and I think that in the eyes of God this is not acceptable as they are two males. I don't want to participate in encouraging this type of homosexual behavior as God might not look еyes

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Rapture Chair

Rapture Chair $700 We're atheists, but our son was a believer. This was the chair he was sitting in when he was raptured. Selling it because it no longer matches our home decor. Price firm.

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No Thank You

Weird Secondhand Finds Devon Bradley 1h Got a body to wash? You can get this cadaver table at the Goodwill In Hot Springs, AR USA

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Definitely Not Stolen

Mcdonalds sign $900 In stock Send seller a message Hi Chyna, is this still available? Send WEGEEEEEN B XLL

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How to Scare Away House Guests

Life size Ronald Reagan figure ... $500 patrick 6.1 mi life size Ronald Reagan statue, very detailed down to hair follicles, teeth, eyes, skin, vintage clothing etc. 3 hr ago

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A Toilet Paper Hoarder

EXCESS TP!! $20 04510 selling of excess toilt paper that I no longer need. All new sealed in packaging $20.00 a pack of 18 FIRM! Located near Moryafield shops. Don't attack me for making sure my family was prepared for the pandanemic! 1 Comment O Like Comment

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