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16 Moments Of Honesty That Anyone Can Appreciate

While searching things online has definitely made it easier to find facts, sometimes information isn't really what we're looking for. Sometimes a joke can be even better, or better still if it's technically true. These things posted online are just that: not so serious, but still correct. We can't technically argue with any of them, really. Are these the online genuises we've been looking for who will solve all our difficult questions? Maybe, but honestly, probably not, since one of them was talking about eating soap. But they're still not wrong, so in that sense, they're doing better than the rest of us even when they're making dumb jokes.

The subreddit /r/TechnicallyTheTruth collects some of the best social media posts that capture moments of pure honesty. Maybe a little too much honesty, if we're being honest. While the 16 examples below may not be actual Google answers, most would agree that they are still considered pretty true.

An Excellent Excuse

JAY @LifeOfJay98 These huge companies all started from a garage... what's YOUR excuse? Disney Apple Amazon Google BRANDO @el_branbran I don't have a garage.

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How Many Calories Are In The Soap?

Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap

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Ice-T Had To Have Written This One

$2 Is NOT A TIP O!! $5 Is NOT A TIP !! O Like A Share Comment Anything i give you outside this mf bill is the tip.

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And That's All We Really Need To Know

Space Explorer Mike @MichaelGalanin In 1977, we received a radio signal from space that lasted 72 seconds, and to this day, we still don't know where it came from. 11:49 PM · 29/11/2019 · Twitter Web App 107 Retweets 338 Likes Alan Feldstein @AlanFeldstein · 24m Replying to @MichaelGalanin Yes we do. It came from space. 271 9.

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A Real Triple Threat

Art from Online @the_omega_sin Ilove that "take out" means food, dating, and murder. 07/03/2018, 05:53 "Take him out!" hobbitsetal if you're a praying mantis, it can be all three at once

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I Don't Remember Giving My Credit Card Information

Syndrome @prodbysyndrome taxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to the country you live in lol childhood is the free trial

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Thoughtful

Josh @iwearaonesie wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes? me: They're for the dogs wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs? me: They don't know how 7:05 PM · 9/14/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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What Happens When You Do Both At The Same Time?

Cydni Beer @cydbeer In a span of 17 years 114 people died in a weight lifting accident at the gym. In the same 17 year time frame only one man died while eating a doughnut. Life is about the choices we make. Educate yourself.

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Run Away As Fast As You Can

In the event of an earthquake, the safest place to be is in a doorframe because these are the most structurally sound elements of most buildings. Um, actually, the safest place to be during an earthquake... is in an airplane. a.which is the BEST kind of true. That is... technically true...

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I'm Embarrassed By How Much This One Made Me Laugh

Kyle @KylePlantEmoji It probably did x @6ussed 6d mood Show this thread <>

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Seriously, Where Is Gotye?

gonna tell my kids this is somebody that i used to know

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Can't Return It Either

I like your name. Thanks I got it for my birthday R,

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When You Run Out Of Good Names For Streets

MOON

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What A Depressing Little Fact

Comics and Tweets @comicsandtweets You've never actually watched a full movie because you blink. 19:27 27 Nov 19- Twitter for Android ili View Tweet activity

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Also Known As The Handbook For The Recently Deceased

Paige Kellerman @PaigeKellerman Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you're broke.

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Looks Like I Need A Dialect Coach

Daddy oyoyo @Blaaq_ie Your handwriting is just your hand's accent

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