If you ever thought you might have asked the strangest thing for Christmas, look no further than the 16 requests below that might make you feel better. This week, /u/DoubleRemand posted to /r/AskReddit, "Mall Santas of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing a kid asked for Christmas?" Below are some of the most wholesome and bizarre things people remember asking themselves or overhearing as either an innocent bystander or a mall Santa.
We're Asking Santa To Help This Person Get Over This Memory
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Who Doesn't Get Hungry After Waiting On Line For Two Hours?
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Dark, But Maybe Necessary?
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Out Of All Of The Things To Ask For…
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This Little Genius
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It's Better To Ask For Double
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Thankfully This Wasn't About Pizza
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Please Stop Showing Kids The Godfather
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Smart And Unsettling
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Come To Think Of It…Do They Get Paid?
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I Respect This Child's Choice
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What Lifetime Movie Plot Is This?
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Here's Hoping That Child Is In Therapy
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This Had To Have Been The McCallister Family
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Goop Approved
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Cute And Scary
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