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16 Pun-Filled Jokes Your Dad Would Tell You

In the intro blurb for a collection on puns, you might expect the writer to drop a few puns. Well, you aren't going to find any here. The sixteen pun memes based on stock photos that I’ve carefully gathered for you (like fresh flowers plucked from a mountain meadow in the dew of an early April morning) are rarer and sweeter than anything I can come up with myself. Puns are splendidly simple, and more than any other kind of joke, they point us back to the garden of delights and disasters that is the English language.

Dads and teachers make puns because they’re the sort of joke that never gets old, and you share puns because you want to share a G-rated joy. In these memes, the addition of figures from stock photos like Hide the Pain Harold make the puns seem kind of surreal: the point of a stock photo is to look as normal as possible, but these memes find humor by making conventional stock photo people say quite unconventional things. That wasn’t the clearest explanation, but I think you know what I meme.

Meeting Amanda Lynn

Hi, I am Amanda Lynn Woah, me too. IG: @PunHubOnline Pun hub

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Perfect Date

So what's your idea of a perfect date? IG: @PunHubOnline DD/MM/YYYY I find other formats a bit confusing. Pun hub

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Hired!

What is your name? Hired. You're Hired? IG: @PunHubOnline Thank you sir. Pun hub

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Taking Steps

I am terrified of elevators. and what are you doing about that? IG: @PunHubOnline I'm taking steps to avoid them. Pun hub

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Chug-a-Chug-a-Choo-Choo!

Excuse me sir, is this train running on time? IG: @PunHubOnline No, electricity. Pun hub

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Karen Is At It Again

Oh no! our neighbour died! Who, Ray? IG: @PunHubOnline I don't think cheering is appropriate, Karen Pun hub

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A Valid Question

I'm coming over Will you be long? @BadTasteBB @PunHubOnline Yes.

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Flowers

Your wife says that you never buy her flowers, is this true? IG: @PunHubOnline To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers. Pun hub

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The Drill

You know the drill, right? Yes 16 1Milwaukee 12 Hi, it's nice to see you again. @BadTasteBB @PunHubOnline

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Comfortable?

Comfortable sir? No, no... IG: @PunHubOnline Comeforfood Pun hub

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What Brings You Here?

@PunHubOnline So what brings the two of you here today? It's impossible to live with him. He's too literal. And you? My truck. Pun hub

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The Rate

How much Perfume? for the funny smelling spray? IG: @PunHubOnline No, the whole bottle. Pun hub

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What Happens After Death

What happens after we die? IG: @PunHubOnline We clean the bed and admit a new patient. Pun hub

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Late Nights

I'm exhausted, I was up till 4am with the baby IG: @PunHubOnline It's probably not good to keep a baby up that late Pun hub

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20/20 Vision

What are your plans for today? Me and a friend are going to buy some glasses And after that? IG: @PunHubOnline And after that we'll see Pun hub

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Salesman's Carification

Cargo space? IG: @PunHubOnline Car no do that. Car go road Pun hub

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