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16 Times People Technically Told The Truth

Sometimes, when a question is asked or a task is presented, we expect a certain outcome to it, especially when it's pretty self-explanatory and simple. A lot of the time though the reasonable answer to these questions is not nearly as entertaining as the clever people who come up with answers that are technically the truth. These kinds of answers are answers you can't really argue with because they aren't wrong. They aren't ones that really seem quite right, and they aren't ones you'd probably expect, but they aren't wrong, and they are super funny, and maybe a little annoying to the original question-asker.

Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth is the best place to document all of the times the witty people of the internet came up with answers to questions that you just can't argue with. These 16 moments of technically true answers will be sure to surprise you with their wit and cleverness.

Can't see with your eyes closed

Guys, close your eyes. Imagine you have a daughter. Imagine she is dating a guy just like you. Did you smile? No? Then change. 2.4k BEST COMMENTS MrBeepBox. 6h 32 Awards 87 Posted in r/me_irl Share I don't know what to do after the first step, I can't read the rest Reply VIA 9GAG.COM 588 reddit

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There's always a reason for cake

Adam @adamgreattweet ..m they don't tell you this growing up but you can eat birthday cake whenever you want, it's someone's birthday somewhere

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We've all been there

r/AskReddit u/clueless-game. 5h What is the most successful lie in the history? 2550 K333N4N • 4h 2727 ↑ Share + Award "I acknowledge that I have read and agree to the above Terms and Conditions". whitedrood 3h "Yes, I am 18+ years old" Reply 10k 3k д

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It adds up

Always give 100% at work 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 35% Wednesday 20% Thursday 10% Friday

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Try it

Alchemist Type Beat @Alch.... 18h Parkour dumba @infamousRic. 18h Replying to @Alchemist how do i get over a girl 19 1872 3.8K go

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Not my job

They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks

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Two distinct views

This is an arial view of ancient Rome from 5,200 ft. This is a times new roman view of ancient Rome from 5,200 ft.

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Why not

Would you like to buy a custom video just for you x ME Of what? Anything you want honey Just for 40$ ME A cat driving a tractor No ME You said anything

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Oop

There's just no way that we could keep you on. SquilliamFancySon95 1h Dang, or MuuaadDib 1h Unpaid people fired from free work! : Reply ↑ r/technology u/return2ozma. 3h 111 Join Reddit starts removing moderators who changed subreddits to NW, behind the latest protests Social Media But I don't even really work here.

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Poor Al

Al Yankovic @alyankovic 4h Ugh. I keep telling them... I AM human!!! MUSIC Grammys exclude Al from winning awards: Only 'human creators' eligible Maria Sherman Associated Press Published 5:52 pm. ET June 16, 2023 ... Grammy Awards Add Topic +

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Done!

AnyaMikh to me Hi James! I love this photo of myself in Paris, but could you please remove that long metal thing? Thanks, Anya. DUCOSSE FUR KEINE CHOISIERES CRUISES @gmail.com> 0000 James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> There you go. DUCOSSE SUR SEINE CROISIERES CRUISES

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I mean

when my aunt passed i found out in gym during a free day, told my gym teacher, while holding back tears, that my mom was coming to get me because my aunt passed and asked to get my stuff and this lady told me "you wouldn't have known if you weren't on the phone" BOY bi. 4d what's a core memory of yours that you can't forget? could be anything, even something silly Show this thread 19:18 26 May 23. 5.5M Views

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We all do

Andrew Stolbach, MD, MPH @toxicologist12 When I was a medical student, another med student asked, "Why are we admitting this guy to psychiatry for hearing voices? Everyone hears voices all the time." I think about this a lot.

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Life hack

WATSKY @gwatsky always work on two projects at once. that way you can procrastinate on project A by messing around on project B, and when you get tired of project B you can waste time by working on project A. you will be twice as productive while doing nothing but procrastinate

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Task completed

r/teenagers u/people1739 8h. 14 Spell your name in emojis Discussion Mine is 408 midnigvts 8h ServalV2 7h 14 LUKA 571 ... ↑ Share Reply 355

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That simple

Ryanair @Ryanair You pay €10 and then you fly somewhere SecretSpy737 @MoreLikeBadMorning Can someone teach me the economics of cheap airlines like Ryanair? How do 10€ flights work?

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