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17 Of The Funniest Amazon Movie Reviews

Everyone knows you're supposed to check the reviews on Amazon before making a purchase. This is especially important before renting or purchasing a film, because if it turns out to be really bad, you not just wasted your money, but you also wasted two hours or more of your time. That's why some people are diligent enough to leave product reviews on the films you can find on Amazon…but sometimes they're a little misguided, too.

Luckily for the entire world, there exists a Twitter account that collects all of the very best movie reviews posted on Amazon. These are the reviews that make the least sense, but definitely stick with you the longest, because what these people complained about for these particular films is just absurd. The account @AmznMovieRevws is run by @JoeGrabinski and we suggest that you follow it immediately if you're looking for laughs. Below are 17 of our favorite reviews posted to the account.

The Wolf Of Wall Street

One Star By Joe Watson - December 14, 2014 There were no wolves in the movie. 0 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Little Women

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Home Alone 2

Amazon Customer they are criminals but nobody deserves to be hit in the head over and over again by a brick

(Source: Twitter)

Frozen

β˜†β˜† L don't like the title * April 26, 2014 Format: DVD This is a great movie and all but why is it called "Frozen"? They should of called it cold or something.

(Source: Twitter)

Aquaman

June 13, 2019 Verified Purchase Format: Prime Video Why is he wearing jeans in the ocean??

(Source: Twitter)

Taken 3

December 30, 2015 Verified Purchase Format: Blu-ray I'm beginning to think he's just a bad parent.

(Source: Twitter)

Blade Runner

2019 Los Angeles does not have flying cars, cloned people, nor off world colonies.

(Source: Twitter)

28 Days

β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† definitely not prequel to 28 days later

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The Blair Witch Project

August 9, 2018 Verified Purchase Format: Prime Video There was no witch I'm unsubscribing from amazon prime.

(Source: Twitter)

Hocus Pocus

Aβ˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† The Cabal's Favorite Movie November 4, 2018 Verified Purchase A perfect example of Hillary Clinton and her practices. This is supposed to be family friendly but it is by far the opposite. It is a cheeky way for them to expose you to child sacrifice for their gain of POWER. These people are SICK 4 people found this helpful

(Source: Twitter)

There Will Be Blood

Nate May 11, 2019 Format: Prime Video There was almost no blood in the whole movie.

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Toy Story

β˜†β˜† Not all toys are nice * August 13, 2019 Verified Purchase Format: Prime Video While I would like to believe all toys are sweet and innocent, as in this movie, I know for a fact they are not.

(Source: Twitter)

Bohemian Rhapsody

April 23, 2019 Verified Purchase Format: Prime Video He dies in the end 2 people found this helpful

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A Quiet Place

Wβ˜†β˜† Absurd. July 16, 2019 Verified Purchase Format: Prime Video Completely silly representation of the girl's hearing device. She did not have an acoustic hearing aid which feeds back, but instead a cochlear implant (CI) or auditory brainstem implant (ABI). These devices stimulate auditory neural structures electrically, not acoustically, and therefore cannot generate the squeeling feedback portrayed in this movie.

(Source: Twitter)

Boss Baby

1 April 2018 Format: Prime Video This film saved my marriage.

(Source: Twitter)

Monsters, Inc.

* β˜†β˜† Traumatised me 29 November 2016 Format: DVD Switching from a system of expoliting children's screams to expoliting children's laughter does not make you good guys, you are still exploiting child labour, ethical capitalism doesn't exist

(Source: Twitter)

SE7EN

***** The title is mostly accurate 13 November 2016 Format: Blu-ray The title is mostly accurate – there were seven killings. However, the title is mis-spelled as 'se7en' on my copy of the film, which is quite sloppy given the budgets major motion pictures have.

(Source: Twitter)




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