Two examples of rare insults from the following collection.

17 Vicious And Rare Insults From Around The Web Perfect For Your Next Roast

Insults have evolved far beyond Shakespearean swear words and "Yo Mama" jokes, and they're worth keeping around in case you need one. Something so perfectly descriptive and pointed is a true work of art that only the most poetically inclined among us can achieve. It's a difficult feat, and if you've ever tried to roast someone, you know exactly how hard it can be to come up with the perfect retort to hit someone back with. Next time, you'll have the perfect comeback when a middle school bully tears up your self-esteem through online gaming chat.

It happens to all of us, and you need a good comment to throw back at people like that so they know you're capable of dishing it out as well. Thankfully, /r/rareinsults is here to help. On this subreddit, Redditors have compiled the best creative and unexpected insults from all over the internet. Here are our top 17 to teach you a whole new level of roasting.

Performance Evaluations

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That's Descriptive

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Hayden Christensen

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Looking Like Cartoon James Brown

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Mocking Looks

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A Few Shekels

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Hard To Argue With This Assessment

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Croatia

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Kentucky Kingdom

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Poor Ninja

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Rotate Function

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Fashion Advice

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You Have The Look

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Comparison

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Rehab Brochure

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Mark Zuckerberg

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Return to Sender

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