20 Electoral College Map Memes To Make The Next Few Agonizing Days Tolerable

20 Electoral College Map Memes To Make The Next Few Agonizing Days Tolerable

In the run-up to yesterday's election, netizens stopped doomscrolling for a second and took up another, more productive hobby: Making fake electoral college maps with hyper-specific requirements. Thanks to 270 to Win's interactive election map, it's never been easier to see the election turn out you want. Whether it's a Biden winning every state "where taylor swift didn't have a marvelous time ruining everything" or Biden wins "every state containing area codes where Ludacris claimed to have hoes," the maps gave hope to a downtrodden and deeply divided nation.

Check out some of this year's best electoral college maps parodies and feel good for a few seconds before you return to the abyss.

I Hurt Myself Today To Prove That I Still Voted

Brad Locker 000 @ThaODBandMe An electoral college map if Biden wins every state visited by Johnny Cash in "I've Been Everywhere" 478 60 Battleground 270 to Win Solid Democratic Battleground State Solid Republican Lean Democratic Lean Republican WA 12 ME MT 3 ND 4 OR 7 MN ID 4 10 SD 3 WI 10 NY 29 WY 3 MI 16 PA 20 IA NE NV 6 OH 18 UT IN IL 20 СА 55 CO 9. 11 KS 5 13 MO 10 8 NC 15 SC 9. GA 16 TN 11 OK AZ 11 NM 5 AR 6 7 AL 9. MS TX LA 8 38 AK 3 FL 29 12:18 AM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

(Source: Twitter)

It Always Has Been

mallorie sullivan 00 @malloriesullivn here is what the electoral college map would look like if ohio 100 W Canada OHIO 10'N 30 Mexico 500 km Bahamas DX= 10 lan 6:18 PM · Nov 3, 2020 from Dallas, TX · Twitter for iPhone

(Source: Twitter)

They Need To Write About Some Other States

The Hold Steady @theholdsteady If Biden/Harris only wins places in states mentioned in THS songs Democrats 387 151 Republicans - WA 12 MT 3 ND 3 ME 4 MN 10 VT 3 NH 4 OR ID 4 SD 3 WI 10 NY 29 WY MI 16 PA IA 6 20 NE NV 6 OH 18 11 MA IL 20 IN 11 UT co 4 RI wy мо 10 VA 13 KS 6 7 CT KY 8 14 NJ TN 11 NC 15 3 DE NM 10 MD AR sc 9 3 DC MS 6 AL 9 GA 16 270 TX 38 2WIN FL 29 HI 4 1:34 PM · Nov 3, 2020 · Tweetbot for Mac

(Source: Twitter)

Why Is Rhode Island Always The Lucky One?

matteo 000 @matteopng the map if biden wins every state where taylor swift didn't have a marvellous time ruining everything Biden 534 4 Trump WA 12 MT 3 ME 4 ND MN 10 OR ID NH NY 29 WI SD 3 10 WY 3 MI 16 IA 6 PA 20 NE NV OH 18 6 IL 20 IN 11 11 MA UT CA 55 со 9 wV 4 RI KS 6 мо 10 VA 13 KY 7 CT 8 TN 11 NC 15 14 NJ AZ OK 3 DE NM 5 11 AR sc 9 10 MD MS 6 AL 9 GA 16 3 DC 270 EWIN TX 38 LA 8 FL AK 29 3 HI 4 10:30 AM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 50

(Source: Twitter)

Word Of Mouf Is Ludacris Is The Real Winner

Pumpkin Spice 1 @toriimacdaddy 000 an electoral map if Biden wins every state containing area codes where Ludacris claimed to have hoes Biden - 416 122 Trump ▼ WA 12 MT 3 ND 3 ME 4 MN 10 VT 3 NH OR ID 4 WI 10 NY 29 WY 3 MI 16 PA 20 IA NE NV он 18 11 MA 6 IN 11 UT 20 CA 55 4 RI co wv мо 10 VA 13 KS 6 7 CT KY 14 NJ TN 11 NC 15 3 DE OK AZ 11 10 MD NM AR 6 Sc 9 3 DC MS 6 AL 9 GA 16 270 EWIN TX 38 LA 8 FL 29 AK HI 4 9:26 PM · Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter Web App

(Source: Twitter)

Now Do Good Bagels

Andrew Goldstein 000 @AndyGold24 what the electoral map would look like if biden won every state with decent pizza Tossup 3 Republican 430 Democrat 105 + NE-AL 2 NE-D11 NE-D2 1 NE-D3 1 ME-AL 2 WA 12 ME-D1 1 ME-D2 1 МЕ ND 3 MN 10 ID 4 WI 10 NY 29 MI 16 WY PA 20 NV NE NH 4 IN 11 OH 18 UT VT 3 MA 11 20 wv CO 9 VA 13 MO 10 KY RI 4 TN 11 NC 15 CT 7 NJ 14 11 NM AR SC DE 3 AL MD 10 MS 6 16 DC 3 TX 38 LA 8 AK HI 4 11:29 AM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App

(Source: Twitter)

Please Lets Us Off With A Warning

Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra 00 An electoral map if Trump only wins the states where l've gotten speeding tickets. Biden 459 79 Trump WA 12 MT 3 ND 3 ME 4 MN 10 VT (3 NH OR ID WI 10 NY 29 SD MI 16 WY 3 PA 20 IA NV 6 NE 5 OH 18 11 MA IN 11 UT 20 ČA 55 4 RI co wy 5 KS 6 мо 10 7 CT KY 8 14 NJ TN 11 NC 15 3 DE AZ 11 OK 7 NM 10 MD AR 6 SC 9 3 DC MS 6 AL 9 GA 16 270 TX 38 LA 8 EWIN FL 29 AK HI 1:08 PM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 50

(Source: Twitter)

Sufjan, You Did This To Yourself

eugene 000 IN RA @eug1998 electoral map if biden wins every state sufjan stevens said he would write an album about Biden - 538 0 Trump WA 12 MT 3 ND 3 ME 4 MN 10 VT 3 NH 4 OR ID 4 WI 10 NY 29 SD WY 3 MI 16 IA 6 PA 20 NV 6 NE 5 OH 18 11 MA UT 6 IL 20 11 CA 55 4 RI co 9 wV MO 10 VA 13 KS 6 7 CT KY 14 NJ NC 15 3 DE TN 11 OK AZ 11 NM 5 10 MD AR Sc 3 DC MS 6 AL 9 GA 16 270 TX 38 LA 8 EWIN FL 29 AK HI 10:34 AM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App

(Source: Twitter)

Empress Britney's Reign Shall Be Toxic

Robert Komaniecki VOTE @Komaniecki_R oh my god the electoral map leaked a day early Spears 538 538 Britney WA 12 bitch! MT 3 ME ND 3 OR 7 NH ID SD 3. WI 10 NY 29 MI WY 3. 16 PA 20 NE NV 6 OH 11 MA IL 20 IN 11 UT 18 CO RI VA 13 KY 7 CT 14 NJ TN 11 NC 15 AZ 11 3. DE NM SC 10 MD GA 16 AL 3 DC FL 29 AK HI 4 11:06 AM · Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter Web App

(Source: Twitter)

I Understand This Sports Reference

Evan Saacks 000 @evansaacks Here is what the Electoral College map would look like if Trump only won in states that have blown a 25 point lead in the Super Bowl. Biden 522 16 Trump 391 131 16 WA 12 ME MT ND 4. 3 OR VT 3 NH NY MN ID 10 4 SD WI 3 10 MI 29 WY 16 IA PA NE 6. 20 NV OH IN 11 MA UT IL 18 11 CA CO 20 wv VA 4 RI 55 9. KS MO 10 KY 13 6 7 ст 8 NC TN 11 14 NJ 15 OK AZ NM AR SC DE 11 GA 16 10 MD MS AL 6 TX LA DC 38 8 270 2WIN AK FL 29 HI 11:10 AM · Nov 3, 2020 · TweetDeck

(Source: Twitter)

It's A Trap

@kingshitbby The map if Biden wins every place referenced in the 3rd verse of Beez in the Trap by Nicki Minaj Biden 333 205 Trump WA 12 MT 3 ME 4 ND MN 10 VT OR 3 NH 4 ID WI 10 NY 29 SD MI 16 WY PA 20 NV 6 NE 5 OH 18 11 MA UT 6 IL 20 IN 11 CO 9 4 RI 55 wV MO 10 VA 13 7 CT 14 NJ TN 11 NC 15 3 DE AZ 11 10 MD NM AR 6 SC 9 3 DC MS 6 AL 9 GA 16 270 TX 38 LA 8 EWIN AK 3 FL 29 HI 4 9:11 AM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

(Source: Twitter)

This One Is Too Specific For Our Own Good

Karen Howell 000 @karenehowell Electoral map if Trump only won states with a buffet restaurant that looks like a giant barn a couple miles down the road from a catfish house that looks like a giant igloo Wash. 12 Maine Mont. N.D. 3 Ore. Minn. 7 10 Idaho S.D. Wis. N.Y. 4 10 29 Wyo. Mich. 3 16 lowa Pa. Neb. 6. 20 Nev. Ohio Utah III. Ind. 18 11 Mas. Colo. 20 11 w.Va. Va. Calif. Kan. Mo. 55 Ky. 13 4 R.I. 6. 10 8 N.C. Tenn. Conn 15 Okla. Ariz. 11 N.M. Ark. S.C. 14 N.J. 11 Ala. Ga. Miss. 3 Del. 16 Texas La. 10 Md. 38 Alaska Fla, D.C. 29 O Maine Hawai 12:31 PM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

(Source: Twitter)

A Bass Pro Pyramid In Ever State

Patrick McCann 000 @patmccannn Electoral map if Biden only won states with a Bass Pro Shop inside a pyramid Biden - Trump 11 527 WA 12 MT 3 ND 3 ME 4 MN 10 OR ID NY 29 SD WI 10 WY 3 MI 16 NV 6 NE 5 IA 6 PA 20 UT 6 IL 20 IN 11 он 18 VT CA 55 co 9 мо 10 VA 13 wv KS 4 NH KY 8 11 MA TN 11 NC 15 AZ 11 OK NM 4 RI AR sc 9 AL 9 GA 16 7 CT MS 6 TX 38 14 NJ 8 FL 29 DE АК 3 10 MD 270 3 DC 2WIN HI 4 10:47 AM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

(Source: Twitter)

Breaking! Jason Derulo Has Falled Down The Steps Of The White House

claire 00 @clairepalmster An electoral map if Biden only wins the states where Jason Derulo fell down the stairs at the Met Gala 29 40 Battleground 509 270 to Win Solid Democratic Lean Democratic Battleground State Lean Republican Solid Republican 12 4 MT ME ND VT 3 ID MN 10 NH SD WI 10 NY 29 4 WY MI 16 MD 10 PA 20 NE RI NV OH 18 UT IN 11 CA 55 MA KS MO 10 VA 11 KY CT TN 11 OK DC NM AR SC 3 NJ MS 6 AL GA 16 14 DE LA 3 ME CD1 CD2 1 1 NE CD1 CD2 CD3 2 1 1 O What is this? 2:07 PM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App

(Source: Twitter)

They Don't Call Him Sir Mix-A-Lot For Nothing: He Mixes A Lot And He Was Knighted

David W. Congdon @dwcongdon 000 If Biden only wins the states where Sir Mix-a-Lot said "jump on it," there won't be much jumping tonight. Biden 240 298 Trump 240 298 WA 12 ME MT ND 3 OR MN ID 10 NH WI NY SD 3 10 MI 29 WY 16 IA PA NE 6 20 NV OH IN 11 MA IL 20 UT 18 11 wV VA CA 6 CO 4 RI 55 KS мо 10 KY 13 7 CT 8 NC TN 11 14 NJ 15 OK 7 AZ NM SC 9. 11 AR DE GA 10 MD MS AL 16 9. 3 DC TX LA 38 270 АК FL 3 29 EWIN HI 10:47 AM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App

(Source: Twitter)

This Shouldn't Be The Metric For Deciding The President, But For Some Reason, It Is

professional clown @17blck5 000 an electoral college map if biden wins every state where one direction sold out a show Biden - 420 118 Trump - Map Color Palette Safe Likely WA 12 Leans ME ND 3 Toss-up MN 10 VT ID WI 10 NY 29 SD O Show 3rd Party MI WY 16 IA 6 PA 20 NE 5 IN 11 OH 18 11 MA 20 Split Votes co 4 RI District 3. State MO 10 7 CT 1 2 KY 8 6 14 NJ ME TN 11 NC 15 3 DE NE 111 10 MD NM 5 AR 6 3 DC User-Created GA 16 AL MS 6 Map 270 TX 38 EWIN 3 Reset Map FL 29 < Share Map HI 4 2:35 PM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 50

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Crushing Blow To Idaho, Finding Out It Doesn't Exist This Way

organic chemistry hate account @niarathecreator 000 electoral college map if trump wins all the states that don't exist in real life Democrats 431 107 Republicans WA 12 MT 3 ND 3 МЕ 4 MN 10 VT 3 NH OR ID SD 3 WI 10 NY 29 MI 16 WY IA 6 PA 20 NE NV 6 OH 18 11 MA IN 11 UT IL 20 CO 4 RI wV 5 55 VA KS 6 MO 10 7 CT KY 8 14 NJ TN 11 NC 15 3 DE AZ 11 NM 5 AR 6 SC 9 10 MD 3 DC MS 6 AL 9 GA 16 270 TX 38 EWIN FL 29 AK HI 3:38 PM · Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

(Source: Twitter)

This One Is Still Relevant

Rae Carson 000 @raecarson The electoral college map, if only my 4-year-old niece voted. my little Pony Pinky Pie Kimono Migf Rainbow Dash Sweatberry Sparkle Works Sunny Daze Wysteria 9:01 PM · Oct 14, 2016 · Twitter Web Client

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Mmmm…Food

Mark Clements 000 @MarkClements225 Here's the Electoral College map if blue meant your state had the best food in the country WA 12 MT ME ND 3 MN 10 ID 4 SD 3 WI 10 NY 29 WY 3 MI 16 IA 6 PA 20 NE NV 6 OH 18 11 MA IL 20 IN 11 UT 4 RI co 9. wv VA 7 CT KS 6 MO 10 14 NJ NC 15 3 DE TN 11 10 MD 11 OK 7 NM AR 6 Sc 9 3 DC MS 6 AL 9 GA 16 270 EWIN TX 38 LA 8 AK 3 FL 29 9:21 AM · Nov 4, 2020 · Twitter Web App

(Source: Twitter)

Finally, A Unified Nation

Pmorken @ Xenoblade Chronicles 2 000 @PmorkenX The electoral college map if both parties decided to use the same color 7:14 PM · Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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