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20 Of The Corniest Sigh-Worthy Dad Jokes Out There

Some of the most simple yet effective jokes out there are dad jokes. Dad jokes are short, corny and usually pun-filled jokes that are sure to get a crowd-wide groan or sigh. In all honesty, at their core, dad jokes are great. They are just so corny, simple and silly that there is no other reaction you can give to them. There are many very common and overused dad jokes that still get a good solid sigh every time, probably due to their overuse, but Twitter's @Dadsaysjokes is an account that seems to come out with brand new cheesy dad jokes every day.

It is the perfect place to fill your brain with all of the best of the worst dad jokes you have ever seen. Everyone will be equally as impressed and annoyed with you when you pull these knee-slappers out at the function. Better yet, maybe you actually are a dad who needs some inspiration to annoy your family. It is the fatherly duty, after all. From the dad joke gold mine, here are 20 of the cheesiest dad jokes for you to roll your eyes at.

Bummer!

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I got caught In the middle of two deaf people arguing in sign language. I couldn't understand a word they said. 6:09 PM Jun 27, 2023 19.5K Views 4 Retweets 49 Likes 1 Bookmark 12 □ ↑ :

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Double Whammy

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns. She says if I make any more, I'm toast. My kids keep egging me on. 5:05 PM Jun 27, 2023 35.9K Views 24 Retweets 4 Quotes 259 Likes 7 Bookmarks 27 □ (→ :

(Source: Twitter)

Oops

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. "This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six." Me: "where's the fifth one?" "Cinq." 5:03 PM Jun 27, 2023 54.6K Views 41 Retweets 9 Quotes 388 Likes 25 Bookmarks 17 口 ↑ :

(Source: Twitter)

We'll Never Truly Know

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Our local auctioneer has passed away. He was somewhere around 30? 35? 35? 40. 4:50 PM Jun 27, 2023 32.1K Views 8 Retweets 130 Likes 7 Bookmarks 27 0 ←] 소 :

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Yeah!

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me "what is your greatest weakness?". I said "I am too honest" He said "I don't think that's a weakness" I replied "Well I don't give a what you think" 1:42 PM - Jun 27, 2023 -95.7K Views 62 Retweets 4 Quotes 574 Likes 18 Bookmarks □ ↑ :

(Source: Twitter)

Not a Waste

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo. Well I think she should look at the bigger picture. 11:50 AM. Jun 27, 2023 37.7K Views • 21 Retweets 213 Likes 6 Bookmarks 27 K 소

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One For Every Year Seems Reasonable

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with Great frustration and said... "Y'know, one would have been enough." 1:09 PM . Jun 26, 2023 · 72.9K Views 36 Retweets 4 Quotes 461 Likes 12 Bookmarks 27 口 (→ :

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Finally

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My cloning experiments finally paid off. I'm so excited, I'm beside myself. 11:19 AM Jun 26, 2023 72.3K Views 47 Retweets 1 Quote 467 Likes 6 Bookmarks 27 口 ←] 소 : ...

(Source: Twitter)

Too Real

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I have a friend who really hates living in Central USA. She says she's in a constant state of Missouri. 11:17 AM Jun 26, 2023 99.3K Views 46 Retweets 4 Quotes 522 Likes 15 Bookmarks 27 口 ←] :

(Source: Twitter)

Who Knows

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Tomorrow my son and I are getting new glasses. And after that? We'll see. 5:17 PM Jun 25, 2023 131K Views 124 Retweets 6 Quotes 22 1,109 Likes 25 Bookmarks □ ←] :

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Groan

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What is the Funeral Director's favourite drink? He can't start his day without his *Mourning Coffee*. 1:39 PM Jun 24, 2023 82.6K Views 38 Retweets 329 Likes 5 Bookmarks 27 K ↑ :

(Source: Twitter)

Knew It

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I saw a bunch of ants eating my chocolate bar on the kitchen counter. There is life on Mars 7:37 AM. Jun 24, 2023 83.4K Views 37 Retweets . 2 Quotes 416 Likes 6 Bookmarks 27 □ [→

(Source: Twitter)

At Least You'll Get Some Space now

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I can't believe I just got sacked from the keyboard factory. They said I wasn't putting enough shifts in. 4:58 PM Jun 23, 2023 82.8K Views 59 Retweets 5 Quotes 613 Likes 12 Bookmarks 27 □ ↑ :

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Oof

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn't show up. I hope she gets the message that we're not working out. 4:57 PM. Jun 23, 2023 83.9K Views 47 Retweets 2 Quotes 541 Likes 11 Bookmarks 27 □ : (→

(Source: Twitter)

Hmm

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Somebody said my dad's gay. Now I'm now trying to work out which one. 11:58 AM . Jun 23, 2023 78.8K Views 45 Retweets 467 Likes 27 5 Bookmarks ↑ :

(Source: Twitter)

That's Rough

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it. It was the hardest dump I ever took. 9:33 AM Jun 23, 2023 75.8K Views 38 Retweets 2 Quotes 307 Likes 4 Bookmarks 27 口 소 :

(Source: Twitter)

Don't We All

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Therapist: What brings you in today? Me: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis. Therapist: How bad is it? Me: It comes in waves. 4:40 PM Jun 21, 2023 117.3K Views . 94 Retweets 9 Quotes 870 Likes 20 Bookmarks 27 ↑ : ...

(Source: Twitter)

Darn

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I accidentally played 'dad' instead of 'dead' when the bear attacked... Now it can ride a bike without stabilizers. 4:43 PM Jun 20, 2023 59.5K Views 32 Retweets 2 Quotes 396 Likes 6 Bookmarks 27 K (→ :

(Source: Twitter)

Crow Facts

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes True fact: before the crowbar was invented... most crows drank at home. 9:59 AM Jun 20, 2023 119.5K Views 62 Retweets 4 Quotes 681 Likes 24 Bookmarks 27 □ ↑ :

(Source: Twitter)

Bye

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes In which Indian city do people always leave their mother? Mumbai. 5:04 PM Jun 19, 2023 98.4K Views • 77 Retweets 6 Quotes 583 Likes 19 Bookmarks 27 □ (→ ...

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