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25 Brand New Sentences And Breaking Headlines

Considering the amount of people in the world talking and typing all day long, it is hard to imagine that there is anything original left to say. Surely by now everyone has thought of everything and there isn't anything original left. Sometimes though, the world surprises, and things pop-up that are hard to believe have ever been said before. These are brand new sentences. The string of words to make these sentences and headlines have likely never been put together before, because they're just so unique, odd, new, strange.

Sometimes it's a random thought someone has, or a creative description, sometimes it's a news headline that is just so hard to believe. But with all of the people in the world doing things all day long, it maybe isn't that surprising. From Reddit's specially curated subreddit, /r/BrandNewSentence, here are 25 sentences, never heard before, hot off the presses for everyone to be a little confused by today.

First World Problems

The Tesla H @TheTeslah Subscribe So Disney+ has now been removed from Tesla vehicles. I'm assuming this is in retaliation to Disney pulling advertising from X (which they have every right to do). So now I, as a mom, get to deal with telling my toddlers we can't watch Disney+ while in our Tesla and deal with their upset feelings because 2 grown men can't have a civil discussion and move on.

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A Lot Going on Here

NOTE ESTACA NOTE A I Miss Humans @Andrew MBlake 17h Replying to @Jeff Loveness I too am an industry costumer. This is my wife dressed only in toast. 100% nothing but cooked bread, even the shoes and stockings. We're worth it. We do the weird stuff. 14 31 398 little america @serpentstrail-1h How did you make the stockings? 1 22 I Miss Humans @AndrewMBlake • 52m . ... Ground up the toast, moistened her legs, and breaded her like a chicken cutlet. 22 2

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True, Honestly

he looks like a capybara who made a wish to become human Miss Gio Baby @MissGioBaby1 Apr 28 Me next in line at the dispensary trying to act normal: D

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Skibidi Syndrome

r/GenAlpha . 2h Join My 10 year old son only knows Gen A Slang, what do I do? Serious I had a child in 2013, and he knew a wide scale of words until something called "Skidibi Toilet" came out. Currently all he can say is "Skidibi Skidibi Don Don W Yes Yes", "Gyatt", "Rizz", "Rizzler", "Fanom Tax", "Sigma", and so on. He throws a temper tantrum if the song in my car isn't Skidibi Toilet, he watches it 24 hours a day and needs the song to play in his sleep. I fear his case of Skidibi Syndrome is going too far. All he'll wear is Skibidi Toilet related merchandise as well. The doctors say theres no such thing as Skidibi Syndrome, but I do not believe them. As this content changed my child from a good, well behaved kid, to a kid who cant survive without Skidibi Toilet. What should I do about this problem? 48 9 Share

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Trump Toe Pads

Twitter Reacts to Viral Photo of "Trump Toe Pads" Many are saying the pads under Trump's toes are to help him to avoid leaning forward MAR-A-LAG Trump's "Toe Pads" Posted in r/Political Humor by u/T_Shurt reddit

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What

ART & DESIGN The New York Times Nicolas Cage Agrees to Return Stolen Dinosaur Skull to Mongolia twitterlols Jeremy Woodcock @jwPencilAndPad There is no longer any distinction between Nicolas Cage's movies and Nicolas Cage's life.

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Insane

Problems Clown, Esq. @deltaVelocity_ -Evangelical priest tries to rap, infamously drops the n word by the fourth bar Follow -Catholic priest tries to rap, has natural, divinely inspired flow Checkmate you schismatic lutheroids Catholic Arena @Catholic... 12/03/2023 German priest raps from the altar as restrictions on Latin Mass continue. 14 [3] 18

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Not That Safe

16:39 LIVE Following For You i wanted this man to be vulnerable w me for so long. he finally called me yesterday & opened up but the second he started crying i lost all interest in him .... quickly. this is a safe space, but not that safe Kary + 2880 76

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Huh?

NEWS DES Man whose last name is Bible fatally shot transgender woman who made him feel 'suspicious' during orals : cops NEW YORK POST

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What a Rollercoaster

Famous poet Molly Brodak had a secret life as a 'serial cheater' who had affair with a student days after her wedding to author husband - and he only found out while preparing slideshow for her funeral after her S

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Hambone Knows

Saint Bob Payne @saintbobpayne "It's hard to find love" My nephew hambone got 2 different girls named Baylee pregnant while working at a popeyes and he wasn't even allowed to work the register 6:42 PM 10/23/23 from Earth. 13K Views ...

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Uh, Sure

Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch Barbecue sauce is like if Dr. Pepper made ketchup

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Source: The Vanican

BREAKING ar Pope Condemns 'Toyotathon' as a 'Pagan Holiday' D "His Rolliness has always made it clear that Cartholics celebrated Honda Days." - Statement from the Vanican

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Elf

pftompkins 13 h I haven't seen Elf since it first came out and it's such a divinely perfect role for Will Ferrell also the fact that they put in a romantic storyline is just clinically insane ♡ ♡ ♡ 1 respuesta · 1,277 Me gusta pftompkins 13 h "I think the audience would like to presume that this giant with the brain of a five year old will soon have s a

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When Men Lick, It is Suspicious

Novosibirsk authorities saw "LGBT propaganda" in a photo of two men eating ice cream. According to the chairman of the Novosibirsk cultural commission, Alexander Tarasov, when men "lick" it is suspicious and may hint at "non-traditional Sib.fm. relationships," writes ЕНД <<РОДИНА СНежных БАБ ный СТЕ с -3300 anth SWED

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Riveting

Scientists make VR goggles for mice so they can feel what it is like to be attacked by a bird sky news Sky News.3 d Lo ४

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It Does

you ever notice a hammer looks like a wee guy swingin a baseball bat

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Whales to Aliens

Scientists had a groundbreaking conversation with a humpback whale in her own language and it could help humans chat with aliens one day Jessica Orwig and Kelsey Vlamis Dec 18, 2023, 11:22 AM ET Share Read in app

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Hot Take

Hot Masculinity Takes @Masculin... 22h A grown man craving crab legs is gay I do not care 06:30 27/04/2020 - Twitter for iPhone 761 Retweets 2,774 Quote Tweets 1,775 Likes 5,200 56.2K ₁↑₁ 329 Mythril -- @mythrilmail Replying to @MasculineTakes If eating an underwater armored tank spider with scissors for hands is gay then I don't wanna be straight 21:46 5/9/21 Twitter for Android

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People Shelf

r/Design Design Join u/WithaK19 2y A balcony without sun or fresh air is just a people shelf. 6 r/interestingasfuck u/JussVibes • 2y Indoor balconies in an apartment building. B

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Leprosy in Minecraft

Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer This was a huge missed opportunity to introduce leprosy into Minecraft Post übersetzen Minecraft The armadillo in action! @Minecraft.3 T 0:25 The latest Minecraft Monthly has even more in store, including a glimpse of the new wolf armor: aka.ms/mc-monthly-dec x

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Crucifact

r/Jokes u/viv3k. 1h They would call it crucifact. 13 If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion... Religion Vote BEST COMMENTS TooCoolToSocialize. 1h Vatican City wants to know your location Reply viv3k 1h ↑ Share S1 Award Why? I'm not a minor. ជ 27 ... 70

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Creepy

DA Reply to paul_davern's comment I want to extract the eggs from your ovaries and take the milk from your honkers and mix them together to make an omelette + 140.4K 1122

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Uh..

Delete one country from earth. Past DELETE 5 849 Ins ►/1 1403 113 Tomáš Krča @KrcaTomas 8127 Derick D @jeazous 1 d Odpověď uživateli @historyinmemes the fact that nobody saying north korea is WILD 56 14,2M 636 ₁ 104K Odpověď uživatelům @jeazous a @historyinmemes Jesus why? Why would you get rid of Kim's bulky chunky face? He so cute, like a hamster. Yes, geopolitical equivalent of hamster. Why would you kill a hamster?

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Tree-Dwelling Shrimp

IFLS IFLScience 58m A lot of words in that headline we weren't expecting either. . iflscience.com A Tree-Dwelling Shrimp Has Been Discovered In The Cyclops Mountains LOO x 2. i 61 comments 54 shares Like Comment Send Share

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