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25 Punny Dad Jokes And Memes

Some of the best jokes in existence are also the simplest ones. Dad jokes are a good and wholesome category of jokes that are made with obvious humour, predictable punchlines, and lots of puns. They are the kinds of jokes that instead of getting a crowd laughing, get a long sigh, maybe a shake of the head or a facepalm. Not to say they aren't funny, because generally they are, they're just the kind of thing that's so bad that they're good.

Puns and dad jokes are typically easy to remember and retell as well, making them easy to share at the function, surely making the person telling them the most popular in the room. A user on Twitter, @dadsaysjokes, provides some of the best dad jokes and worst puns out there. With new ones being sent out all day long, there is no shortage of silly jokes to laugh at and tell. Here are just 25 of the many knee-slap-worthy puns and jokes out there.

Get It

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1 Anna2. 2:45 PM Aug 15, 2023 729 Reply ↑ Share Read 9 replies X

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Yep

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow This aged well... 2:50 PM Aug 14, 2023 2.8K Reply ↑ Share Read 37 replies X ℗

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Last Hope

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Phew

X I took all of my savings, converted it to cash and put it in a boat. Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow I feel much better now that my money is offshore. 8:41 AM. Aug 23, 2023 571 Reply ↑ Share Read 2 replies Ⓡ

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Reflecting

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow I heard that you should always look into a mirror before making a big decision. It helps you reflect. 8:39 AM - Aug 23, 2023 948 Reply ↑ Share Read 5 replies X

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Tennis

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis. I replied, "That's 15 love." 5:52 PM Aug 22, 2023 1K Reply ↑ Share X Read 3 replies

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Bike Thief

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow What's it called when you steal your bike back from the thief? Recycling. 11:51 AM. Aug 22, 2023 796 Reply ↑ Share Read 7 replies X ℗

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We'll See

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow Tomorrow my son and I are getting new glasses. And after that? We'll see. 11:51 AM. Aug 22, 2023 2K Reply ↑ Share Read 6 replies X ℗

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Mind Your Business

Just wanted to let everyone know I'm going through a lot right now.

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Accurate

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 10:15 AM. Aug 21, 2023 1.8K Reply ↑ Share X Read 9 replies

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Ugh

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow My wife told me to put ketchup on the grocery list. So I did. But now I can't read the grocery list. 9:25 AM. Aug 21, 2023 1.2K Reply Share X Read 9 replies i

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Gosh

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow "Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing," I said to my wife. She replied, "Wear your own then." 2:05 PM. Aug 20, 2023 1K Reply ↑ Share Read 4 replies X

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Easy

HOW TO WRITE "HELLO" IN MANDARIN DU CHINESE

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That Works

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow Whenever my wife is upset, I let her color in my tattoos. She just needs a shoulder to crayon. 8:17 AM Aug 20, 2023 878 . Reply ↑ Share Read 6 replies X

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Ha

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow I had a friend who could only do things spontaneously. We called him Oliver sudden. 8:15 AM. Aug 20, 2023 682 Reply ↑ Share Read 7 replies X 8

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Apologies

X Did you hear that NASA is about to launch a new mission to say sorry to aliens for Earth polluting space? Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow It's called Apollo G. 8:56 AM Aug 19, 2023 1.6K . Reply ↑ Share Read 6 replies

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Warming

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow My friends got a new house, and I paid for them to get underfloor heating... ...it was a house warming gift. 8:55 AM Aug 19, 2023 676 Reply ↑ Share Read 1 reply X ℗

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Sorry

no sun dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

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Planes

asked my wife to get me some plain work socks... FxV I love her even more now!

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Oof

I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd been with. She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens.

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Dun Dun Dun

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes . Follow My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious. Or did she? 6:20 PM Aug 17, 2023 410 Reply ↑ Share Read 1 reply X

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Got 'Em

< 8 Dad > Text Message Today 13:16 Just fostered a dog FR

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Exhausted

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes. Follow I just flew back from a Transformers convention. And boy are my arms tires. 10:46 AM Aug 17, 2023 436 Reply ↑ Share Read 5 replies X

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Mat(t)

Your welcome mat. *834 WELCOME E34 You're welcome, Matt. HELLO Thank you. MATT HELLO MATT

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Cool Shoes

One time my son hid these in the fridge. Now every time I wear them he says, "cool shoes, dad" I've created a monster. THE DAD

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