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27 Clever Comebacks That Silenced People

Everyone has experienced that annoying moment in life when they can't think of a comeback in time. It's one of the most frustrating feelings, especially when the perfect response comes to mind days later. Comebacks aren't always easy to come up with, you have to be witty and confident to create a good one. This skill comes easy to some folks, because some people have all the luck when thinking of comebacks. Online, clever comebacks can be found in the responses to all kinds of debates. Granted, with the internet, there is more time to think of a response, but still, the skill is there.

Reddit's /r/clevercomebacks is a subreddit where people can share the most brutal comebacks that absolutely silenced their receivers. Whether the debate was serious or not, there is no debating that these comebacks weren't amazing. So here are 27 clever comebacks and witty responses that absolutely ate people up online.

He has a point

NEW YORK New York Post @nypost. 1h POST I'm a female crane operator - men stare at me constantly trib.al/HpNDm6b 457 17 97 397 141K ↑ With what? Binoculars? 10 112 370 5,151 +]

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It's always the past tweets

Tim Pool TIMCAST @Timcast .7h I have been contacted by the FBI as a potential victim of a crime The FBI believes I have information relevant to an ongoing criminal investigation and have requested a voluntary interview I will be offering my assistance in this matter 10K tz 3,1K 20K Ill 3,1M Franklin @franklinisbored Is the FBI straight now? ← 5:59 Tim Pool @Timcast The fbi is gay TIMCAST Post Subscribe 5G 50

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It's that easy

clara rockmore eyes @whichoe... . 2d v Lo just get a girlfriend and have a barbecue it's literally not hard Western Traditionalist @W.... 3d I never lived it, but how I yearn to go back... A 276 11K 123K ↑

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So crazy…

Debunking Flat Earth. Following Posted by Kurt Mar 6 SUN & MOON SAME SIZE "...and his light is sevenfold brighter than that of the moon; but as regards size they are both equal." Enoch 72:37 Focal length 25mm-2013.08.19 8:02pm Focal length 25mm-2013.08.19.8:19pm Hey check it it out my burger is the same size as a car

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A looong time ago

SUPORT CIRCLE MAVIONAL AIRPORT Run more buses and trains @h... 19h : No, they figured that out back in the 40s. The 1640s. * Whatifalthist @whatifalthist · 1d • The us military must already be using Al to mathematically structure the timing and angles for artillery barrages right?

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It's poor English

Personally, bad English is such a turn off for me You don't need to put "for me" after writing "personally" L

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Challenge complete

Per Replying to @TheToday Show I challenge any game maker to come up with a game that rewards kids to be empathetic to situations involving other 'players/game characters' & rewards them for kind gestures & behaviours; and also positively reinforces kindness, politeness & constructively can problem solve. 130 221 Davi 32 un Journey, Undertale, Stardew Valley, the entire Fallout series, Minecraft, Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon, the vast majority of role-playing games made by Bioware. Would you like recommendations? I can keep going, Penny. We can find one to suit your taste, I'm sure.

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Quite the toss-up

Uncle Fabian & @Uncle_Fabian Who wins this Fight and why? ONE:12 DC MEZC ⚫naa shidaa. @shidaazzlesthem You're literally putting the god of thunder against a guy with a sore throat in a Halloween costume

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Got him there

Ma'am when we want your opinion, we'll ask your husband or father for it. Q93 173 Kaylan_TX ❤21 Il 16K @Kaylan_TX_ • 2h You say that yet I know the difference between a question & an opinion chud 271 353 ill 5.1K ☐ B Donnie@thesouth rheadon • 2h .: Replying to @Kaylan_TX_ @gisforgroves and 2 others What's a woman? Q46 271 Kaylan_TX ♡ 2 ili 5.9K ☐ @Kaylan_TX_ . 2h Replying to @thesouth rheadOn @gisforgroves and 2 others Someone who covers their drink when you walk by 22 1715 241 Il 1.4K 80

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Ouch

Meghan McCain Claims She's Turned Down 'Dancing With The Stars' Three Times: "I Just Don't Want To Publicly Humiliate Myself" By Armando Tinoco September 4, 2024 4:13pm Meghan McCain says she's turned down 'Dancing with the Stars' Charles Sykes / Eric McCandless / Getty Images Wyatt on September 4, 2024 4:15 pm she doesn't have to dance to publicly humiliate herself REPLY

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Hmmm…

Plus-Sized Women Admit They Aren't Attracted To Overweight Men KingFlippyNips9.6h Hold on, how come the women get to be plus- size but the men are overweight? Reply 424

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Is it time?

Cody Johnston @drmistercody The "all-time high" is .09%. Seems worth starving the remaining 99.91% over. Yes? Fox News @FoxNews Food stamp fraud at all-time high: Is it time to end the program? bit.ly/2ioovW4

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No comment needed

Cole Allen @_colenewberry So do most children of immigrants but I guess it's less impressive when they're poor The Mirror @Daily Mirror Princess Charlotte already speaks two languages at just two- years-old mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/p...

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They are very smart

People of Reddit: what category do you think you're in the top 1% of? in by 14 100% 21m My iq is 136, which is in the top 5% of the world. ...8m IQ of 136 apparently not enough to understand and answer OP's question. 4m

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It'll always be Twitter

• • Viathan @VermilViathan 20h you can tell the rebrand is going very well and definitely not an utter failure when the owner is still calling it Twitter over a year later after the change Elon Musk X@elonmusk - 8h POV: VPN companies after Brazil banned twitter made with mematic 8.1K 17 29K 496K 36M амс 1

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Who's crying now?

NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost Millennial dads have pathetic DIY skills compared to baby boomers trib.al/ eHmcS15 Your Ghost Host @DisneyCPT Maybe, but at least I have the emotional capacity to tell my daughter I love her.

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Marches and rallies

Tomi Lahren ◆ @Tomi Lahren I don't get the point of these marches and rallies on either side- we don't need to scream in the streets. We march to work, home to our families and we march into the voting booth. The rest of this c is just attention-seeking foolishness. alexis isabel @lexi4prez I would really like to know how you, a woman, think you got the right to work and vote...

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For real though…

What's stopping you from doing this with your partner Ariam @iambrattyb Common sense

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The irony

Chase • @Chase You: why is my balance so low Bank account: make coffee at home Bank account: eat the food that's already in the fridge Bank account: you don't need a cab, it's only three blocks You: I guess we'll never know Bank account: seriously? #MondayMotivation Public Citizen @Public Citizen Bank that pays its CEO $31 million and received a $12 billion bailout after crashing our economy tells poor people to stop being so irresponsible with their money.

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Just a tip

MMYS CRACKED.COM When The Daily Wire called Patton Oswalt a "supposed comedian," Oswalt responded with: Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt Follow Guys, if you're gonna write an article about me being a "failed comedian" maybe don't use a pic of me holding up the Emmy I won for doing comedy?

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Make that make sense

After 2 months of talking, I told this guy yesterday that I wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one." And then he blocked me. No effort, no pressure applied. I'm devastated 2:48 AM 7/5/21 Twitter for iPhone 4,706 Retweets 10.9K Quote Tweets 25.3K Likes ↑ Replying to You're devastated because he respected your decision

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Good question

think like a rea⭑@Thin My buddy just went to Home Depot to get a guy for unskilled day labor and the guy wanted $32 an hour Joe Shōgun @BostonJerry If it's unskilled labor, why didn't your buddy just do it himself?

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You guys don't have e-transfer?

These bun Canadians don't have cashapp 20hv -Universal health care -Anybody at 18yrs of age can vote -Multi party political system -during the pandemic, 2000$/month was given to impacted workers -Weed is legal -and instead of Cashapp we have e- transfer, which is free.

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Whoops

Frode #Fella @Frode Hommedal Follow Elon, accidentally explaining the X algorithms. Elon Musk X @elonmusk. 4h propaganda isn't just about creating fake news. it's also about hiding real news. ***

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It makes perfect sense

Alan@AlanArbelaez May 12, 2021 Replying to @Antoeknee407 I'm confused how he's homeless but has a working cellphone Please spend America's budget on the homeless, not on wars in other parts of the world... Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack You're confused how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth? 6:57 PM May 12, 2021 i

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Plot twist

Nandi @pallnandi There's no single woman above 30 who is happy being single. No matter how you pretend to be, deep down you want a Man. B** @DontWorryBoutB Subscribe plot twist: a lot of married women over 30 are not happy being married.

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It is interesting

> 8 VeggieTales Veggietales Facts @Veggiefact isn't it weird that people living paycheck to paycheck are supposed to have months worth of savings for emergencies while billion dollar corporations are so poorly managed they're on the brink of bankruptcy after a week of reduced profits 1:55 PM - 22 Mar 20⚫ Twitter for Android 26.6K Retweets 91K Likes 27 Rylyn @RylynT · 20h Replying to @Veggiefact до This might be the most serious thing you've ever posted

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