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'Bride's Father Ran Away With The Groom's Mother': 15 Tales Of Weddings That Never Should Have Happened

If you're searching for some entertaining tales people that should have never gotten married, look no further than /r/AskReddit. This week, /u/flyoverthemooon asked Reddit users, "What happened at a wedding that made it obvious that the bride and groom shouldn鈥檛 be getting married? Are they still together?" Below are 15 of the wildest wedding stories that were submitted.

Well, That's One Way To Say You're Not Attracted To Someone

MyHandleisHandle 2.9k points 路 6 days ago When the priest equivalent said "You may kiss the bride" she turned so that it would be a kiss on the cheek. Even as a child that set off alarm bells. They have been divorced for a long time.

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FYI, You Will Have To Look At Your Partner During The Day Of Your Wedding

Ankekid 15.1k points 路 6 days ago They got married after a ten year relationship. The wedding was painful to watch as they had such a bad fight the night before they barely spoke to each other all day, hardly looked at each other. They split up 8 weeks later.

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Painful To Watch

wehnaje 6.6k points 路 6 days ago On their first dance, he kept trying to kiss her and she would avoid it very subtlety. I noticed that and thought "mmm I don't think she loves him". I wasn't wrong, they divorced within the first year.

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What A Present

ALinLOSANGELES 2.7k points 路 6 days ago 3 Shortly after the ceremony the groom announced to everyone including his bride (my niece), that he had enlisted in the Navy and was due to report in a few weeks.

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Might As Well Get It All Out

Andwhy99 10.2k points 路 6 days ago At a friends wedding ( 2 years ago) the bride kept the bar open until 3 am after the groom went home at 10pm. She kept telling everyone that she is just with him because he has money and a flat.

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Rooting For Them!

birdhouseinursoul 7.0k points 路 6 days ago During the cake cutting he smashed cake in her face. She immediately started crying and went to the bathroom for about 30 mins. Then they got into a huge fight and barely spoke the rest of the night. Shockingly they are still married, but they still fight all the time. She's my friend from college so we keep in touch occasionally. She never has good things to say about him.

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Hope You Didn't Give Her Another Gift

PapillonMom 23.6k points 路 6 days ago 路 edited 5 days ago About an hour before my cousin's wedding she made the comment that her next wedding wasn't going to be as big and complicated. She was right- her 2nd wedding was super small.

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Imagine Being The Photographer At This Wedding

RobertDentist 19.1k points 路 6 days ago While getting up the stairs, the groom stepped on the bride's gown, she turned and slapped him and called him blind. He turned the other way and left.

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Honesty Is The Best Policy

HoopOnPoop 313 points 路 6 days ago Bride (who we all thought was a bit of a gold digger to begin with) laughed uncontrollably at the "for richer or poorer" part during the rehearsal. Promised to get it together during the ceremony. She didn't get it together and burst out laughing again. She never said it.

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Maybe She Worked For Groupon?

shivvy27 1.1k points 路 6 days ago Bride kept telling anyone who'd listen that she booked the wedding through Groupon and it was super cheap. They hadn't planned to get married until she saw the deal online.

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What RomCom Is This?

Ibn-batoota 11.6k points 路 6 days ago Bride's father ran away with groom's mother on the day of their wedding.

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Courage

pickmeacoolname 2.0k points 路 6 days ago He was so hammered he could barely stand for his vows and they got in a huge fight at the reception, lasted less than a year.

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A Psychic DJ

yeahnaryeahyeahnar 1.1k points 路 6 days ago The DJ kept playing sad, break up music the whole night. I thought it was hilarious at the time but now they're two kids in and utterly miserable. Just end it already.

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Plot Twist

brighteyes82 465 points 路 6 days ago The bride showed up late to her own wedding, crying and needing to compose herself because she just said goodbye to the other guy she was seeing.

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Hyperventilating Just Reading This

Cwmcwm 689 points 路 6 days ago The bride was hyperventilating while walking down the aisle, making her veil blow out almost horizontally.

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