The Best "Charles McDowell's Large Neck Mugshot" Puns

The Best "Charles McDowell's Large Neck Mugshot" Puns

Two weeks ago, a Florida man went viral, though not for typical Florida Man shenanigans. This Florida man, Charles McDowell, went viral for having one of the biggest damn necks the internet has ever seen. McDowell was arrested by Florida police on multiple drug-related charges, but the internet could not stop making jokes about the tank supporting his head. Here are some of our favorites.

The Original Facebook Thread

Ramon Ross You people should be ashamed of yourselves, all this neckativity isn't right at al Like Reply 1d 118K 1,326 Replies 6 mins Barry Jacobs His neck is still at LARGE!! Like Reply 1d D 116K View previous replies Antonio Mayo What neck of the woods was he caught in? 20K Like Reply 1d View more replies Noble Mcgregor They gonna put him in jail and throat away the key 77K Like Reply 1d 503 Replies Just now Michael L Whaley He'll be outta jail neck week E Like Reply 1d 77K View previous replies Merianne Nelson Did anyone notify his neck-s-ta-kin ︶ 19K Like Reply 1d View more replies Dustin Gilland Dude up to his neck in charges.. 37K Like Reply 1d 163 Replies 27 mins Keidra Brewer What they charge this guy with? Neckless Endangerment? Shat! Like Reply 1d 421 Replies 7 mins Clint Freeman My neck, my back, they took my meth and my crack. Like Reply 1d

(Source: Facebook)

At Large

Brian Hunsucker @Hunsucker4 Follow 31 year old Charles Dion McDowell is captured. His neck is still at large. 2:07 PM-14 Nov 2018

(Source: Twitter)

Ariana Grande Roped Into the Meme

Felonious Munk @Felonious_munk Follow Thank you, necks. 3:55 PM 14 Nov 2018

(Source: Twitter)

A Pun Streak

SV #vibewithsuzeey @suzeeyvibe Follow Mr. Charles McDowell, u prolly gotta lot of weight on ur shoulders but i know u have some greater potential in life. Like maybe u can get sponsored by mucinecks, or that necktarine company.. U got options. Think abt that necks time. The interneck is filled w/ great opportunities 10:56 PM-14 Nov 2018

(Source: Twitter)

Bully from Spongebob

Isaac Phillips @issabm Follow Why Charles Dion McDowell look like the bully from SpongeBob 12:27 PM 14 Nov 2018

(Source: Twitter)

No Guillotine Strong Enough

Nate2B @kirito2b Follow Dude gets sent to the guillotine and it breaks on his neck 2:42 PM 15 Nov 2018

(Source: Twitter)

TNG

STAR TREX THE NECKS(GENERATION

(Source: Reddit)

Colin Kaeperneck

Colin Kaperneck A9DRS CU

(Source: eBaum's World)

Godzilla

JT ®_BigJ96 Follow Somebody tell Charles Dion McDowell to give Godzilla his neck back. #neckgamestrong 5:28 PM- 14 Nov 2018

(Source: Twitter)

Band of Neck Brothers

(Source: Instagram)

Big Neck, Bigger Neck

(Source: Reddit)

Neckolas Cage

NECKOLAS CAGE

(Source: funny-memes)

More Like Neck-Romancer

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(Source: Reddit)




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