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IFYOU'RESWIMMING INA LAKEAND GET HUNGRYSWIMUPTO OLD PEOPLE THEY WILLGIVE YOU BREAD
IFYOU'RESWIMMING INA LAKEAND GET HUNGRYSWIMUPTO OLD PEOPLE THEY WILLGIVE YOU BREAD

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TOWEL AN INUTH A PAPER AFTERUSING IT VOU WON'T HAVE TO WWASHLT ANVMORE IGAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER, 00 M
TOWEL AN INUTH A PAPER AFTERUSING IT VOU WON'T HAVE TO WWASHLT ANVMORE IGAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER, 00 M

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To prevent milk fron boiling over rub butter around the pan's edge IGAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER, 00 M
To prevent milk fron boiling over rub butter around the pan's edge IGAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER, 00 M

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DON'T LISTEN TO THE MALLARD HE ONLY GIVES FAKE ADVICE AND WANTS TO WATCH YOU SUFFER LISTEN TO ME INSTEAD
DON'T LISTEN TO THE MALLARD HE ONLY GIVES FAKE ADVICE AND WANTS TO WATCH YOU SUFFER LISTEN TO ME INSTEAD

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Hand dryer mallard

PUSH BUTTON RUB HANDS GENTLY UNDER WARMAI STOPSAUTOMATICALLY
PUSH BUTTON RUB HANDS GENTLY UNDER WARMAI STOPSAUTOMATICALLY

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Broken Console

WANT TOREPLACEA BROKEN GAME CONSOLE? BUYANOTHER ONE, PUT THE BROKEN CONSOLE IN THE NEW ONE'S BOX, AND RETURN IT quickmeme.com
WANT TOREPLACEA BROKEN GAME CONSOLE? BUYANOTHER ONE, PUT THE BROKEN CONSOLE IN THE NEW ONE'S BOX, AND RETURN IT quickmeme.com

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Microwave

NEEDTO DRY OFFYOURPET AFTERIA BATIH? MICROWAVE
NEEDTO DRY OFFYOURPET AFTERIA BATIH? MICROWAVE

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EAT BANANAS WHEN YOU'RE SAD,LT RELEASES DOPAMINE ALSO BANANAS TASTE F------ AMAZING WHICHILL MAKE YOU HAPPY ANYWAYS
EAT BANANAS WHEN YOU'RE SAD,LT RELEASES DOPAMINE ALSO BANANAS TASTE F------ AMAZING WHICHILL MAKE YOU HAPPY ANYWAYS

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Why thank you, Mr. Mallard

PUTADRY TOWELINTO THE DRMER CLOTHES DRY FASTER
PUTADRY TOWELINTO THE DRMER CLOTHES DRY FASTER

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Going to the city?

GOING TO THE CITYO MAKEA FAKE WALLET TO THROWAT -POTENTIAL MUGGERS
GOING TO THE CITYO MAKEA FAKE WALLET TO THROWAT -POTENTIAL MUGGERS

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OUT OF FEBREEZE AFTER SMOKING AT HOME? MICROWAVE POPCORN. IT'LL COVER UP THESMELL WITH BUTTERAND YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD SNACK
OUT OF FEBREEZE AFTER SMOKING AT HOME? MICROWAVE POPCORN. IT'LL COVER UP THESMELL WITH BUTTERAND YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD SNACK

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STAY OUT OF DEBT
STAY OUT OF DEBT

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PRACTICE FAKESMIUNGIN THE MIRROR. EVERY DAY BEFORE WORK/SCHOOL VOULL START TO GENUINELY FEEL HAPPIER
PRACTICE FAKESMIUNGIN THE MIRROR. EVERY DAY BEFORE WORK/SCHOOL VOULL START TO GENUINELY FEEL HAPPIER

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Condom

WEARA CONDOM SERIOUSLY, DONT BE A F------ IDIOT, WEAR ONE.
WEARA CONDOM SERIOUSLY, DONT BE A F------ IDIOT, WEAR ONE.

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Thank you, Mallard

THE NIGHT BEFORE, PLACETHINGS YOUDONT WANT TO FORGET THENEXT MORNING ON TOP OF YOUR SHOES
THE NIGHT BEFORE, PLACETHINGS YOUDONT WANT TO FORGET THENEXT MORNING ON TOP OF YOUR SHOES

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Canola Oil

USECANOLAOIL ON YOUR KNIFE BEFORE CUTTING AN ONION YOU WONT CRY
USECANOLAOIL ON YOUR KNIFE BEFORE CUTTING AN ONION YOU WONT CRY

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