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Sunny Ng

Sunny Ng

Dec 03, 2012 at 10:13PM EST

What? As in right now? Surfing the net reading this?

…Okay!

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necroTaxonomist

necroTaxonomist

Jan 18, 2013 at 04:30PM EST

I see what you did there! A 'fucking' idiot, because it's during sex!

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