American Chopper Argument - Images
When You and Your Friends are Chosing Poker Rules
![I don't get people who prefer other rules to Texas Hold 'Em](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/433/214/e9d.png)
![I don't get people who prefer other rules to Texas Hold 'Em](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/433/214/e9d.png)
American Chopper Argument
Facebook is trash tho
![<a href="https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?illust_id=71334411&mode=medium">Original by Punepuni on Pixiv</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/424/367/f1e.jpg)
![<a href="https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?illust_id=71334411&mode=medium">Original by Punepuni on Pixiv</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/424/367/f1e.jpg)
American Chopper Argument
Animal Crossing, American Chopper, both AC. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
![0 Tom Nook is a corporate crook. Nintendo locking content & charging for online pay is a shame. Nook gives deadline & interest free mortgages to homeless villagers. He's a just trying to keep his adopted kids fed! $20 a year is cheaper than other consoles' subscription services. What right do we have to Nook's a slumlord who entraps tennants with forced mortgage schemes, monopolizes the village economy, & forces his employees into fiscal slavery! They're inconsistently holding games ransom, crippling communities of loyal players for a feature no one seems to want or understand! Just like tanukis in folklore have shifted from tricksters to symbols of commerce, later games frame Nook as an upstanding entrepreneur & philanthropist you can hire to build your house! You can't keep criticizing Nintendo for being behind the curve on online features & then ALSO get mad when they try to catch up! Empathetic capitalism is a myth. The rapacity of banks & collection agencies doesn't exempt "friendly" small business owners who promise to be slightly less exploitative! Games are opportunities to imagine better systems. Why does a game about a pastoral idyll involve paying o debt to a paternalist oligarch? Our villages deserve better! Game subscriptions are already an outdated model! They aren't even getting cloud saves right! Why poorly mimic other console's least popular features when you could market yourself as having free online play & make money off your robust library of virtual console games? ff](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/424/041/212.jpg)
![0 Tom Nook is a corporate crook. Nintendo locking content & charging for online pay is a shame. Nook gives deadline & interest free mortgages to homeless villagers. He's a just trying to keep his adopted kids fed! $20 a year is cheaper than other consoles' subscription services. What right do we have to Nook's a slumlord who entraps tennants with forced mortgage schemes, monopolizes the village economy, & forces his employees into fiscal slavery! They're inconsistently holding games ransom, crippling communities of loyal players for a feature no one seems to want or understand! Just like tanukis in folklore have shifted from tricksters to symbols of commerce, later games frame Nook as an upstanding entrepreneur & philanthropist you can hire to build your house! You can't keep criticizing Nintendo for being behind the curve on online features & then ALSO get mad when they try to catch up! Empathetic capitalism is a myth. The rapacity of banks & collection agencies doesn't exempt "friendly" small business owners who promise to be slightly less exploitative! Games are opportunities to imagine better systems. Why does a game about a pastoral idyll involve paying o debt to a paternalist oligarch? Our villages deserve better! Game subscriptions are already an outdated model! They aren't even getting cloud saves right! Why poorly mimic other console's least popular features when you could market yourself as having free online play & make money off your robust library of virtual console games? ff](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/424/041/212.jpg)
American Chopper Argument
printer companies are evil
![I need magenta. You're supposed to print in BLACK! MAGENTA! HERE, TAKE YOUR STUPID MAGENTA! GIMME CYAN!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/418/680/e60.png)
![I need magenta. You're supposed to print in BLACK! MAGENTA! HERE, TAKE YOUR STUPID MAGENTA! GIMME CYAN!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/418/680/e60.png)
American Chopper Argument
You can hear this image
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/414/889/640.png)
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American Chopper Argument
Progress is amazing!
![I am working to improve my mental health and I am proud of how far I've come But you still have a mental illness Even if my mental health isn't perfect my progress is still valid What about your off days? Progress is not linear and it is alright to have bad days because they don't mean you aren't improving](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/412/008/2d1.jpg)
![I am working to improve my mental health and I am proud of how far I've come But you still have a mental illness Even if my mental health isn't perfect my progress is still valid What about your off days? Progress is not linear and it is alright to have bad days because they don't mean you aren't improving](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/412/008/2d1.jpg)
American Chopper Argument
Windows Update
![DO YOU WANT TO RESTART AND UPDATE OR TURN OFF AND UPDATE? TURN OFF NOW! YOU HAVE A WINDOWS UPDATE WAITING FOR INSTALI IJUST WANT TO SLEEP PLEASE! YOUR FEEDBACK IS IMPORTANT TO US WOULD YOU RECOMMEND WINDOWS 1 TO A FRIEND ?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/384/103/044.jpg)
![DO YOU WANT TO RESTART AND UPDATE OR TURN OFF AND UPDATE? TURN OFF NOW! YOU HAVE A WINDOWS UPDATE WAITING FOR INSTALI IJUST WANT TO SLEEP PLEASE! YOUR FEEDBACK IS IMPORTANT TO US WOULD YOU RECOMMEND WINDOWS 1 TO A FRIEND ?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/384/103/044.jpg)
American Chopper Argument
introspective version
![I don't know why I spend so much time imagining mysel having hypothetical arguments with people, Isn't there enough legitimate disagreement in real life to slake my thirst for conflict? my thirst I mean, on tho one hand, maybe I'm just using this meme to as a rhetorical tool in order explicate a thesis, and it's less about haing an argument with a person than it is about just explainíng myself Then again, maybe it's not about the specifics ot any particular dobato ALL NEW AMROCAN CHOPPER Maybo I'm daydroaming conversations -in which invariably speak persuasively and eloquently. in which I always have the right responses and get the last word -because I'm trying to imagine a differont version of nysel, one without my selt doubt, without my inadequacies. Maybo it's loss about arguments or explanations than it is about my sense of self-worth](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/383/662/343.jpg)
![I don't know why I spend so much time imagining mysel having hypothetical arguments with people, Isn't there enough legitimate disagreement in real life to slake my thirst for conflict? my thirst I mean, on tho one hand, maybe I'm just using this meme to as a rhetorical tool in order explicate a thesis, and it's less about haing an argument with a person than it is about just explainíng myself Then again, maybe it's not about the specifics ot any particular dobato ALL NEW AMROCAN CHOPPER Maybo I'm daydroaming conversations -in which invariably speak persuasively and eloquently. in which I always have the right responses and get the last word -because I'm trying to imagine a differont version of nysel, one without my selt doubt, without my inadequacies. Maybo it's loss about arguments or explanations than it is about my sense of self-worth](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/383/662/343.jpg)
American Chopper Argument
Shipping is fun!
![Ninian and Eliwood are not canon. Stop acting like they're the only option! According to the official novelization, they are a canon pairing! That's just a possible interpretation of the story from the game. Also, that novel does not support the popular pairing of Lyn x Hector! Ninian and Eliwood have the most story and plot relevance and their relationship deepens through the story. It is the most canon pairing even without the novel! Each option in the game is equally valid and equally "canon.* If they wanted an official "one true pairing they should have given us the one option in the game! I didn't know this kind of problem was going on in the earlier games...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/375/480/4d5.png)
![Ninian and Eliwood are not canon. Stop acting like they're the only option! According to the official novelization, they are a canon pairing! That's just a possible interpretation of the story from the game. Also, that novel does not support the popular pairing of Lyn x Hector! Ninian and Eliwood have the most story and plot relevance and their relationship deepens through the story. It is the most canon pairing even without the novel! Each option in the game is equally valid and equally "canon.* If they wanted an official "one true pairing they should have given us the one option in the game! I didn't know this kind of problem was going on in the earlier games...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/375/480/4d5.png)
American Chopper Argument
ASH!
![Ash is a perfectly balanced operator Her hitbox is too small! ALL NEW ICAN CHOPPER @small_soviet_ball Your just mad because you aim is s--- and you can't hit her. l couldn't hit her with this chair even if it had aimbot! Your just mad because you main Fuze & his hitbox it huge.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/368/702/c6f.png)
![Ash is a perfectly balanced operator Her hitbox is too small! ALL NEW ICAN CHOPPER @small_soviet_ball Your just mad because you aim is s--- and you can't hit her. l couldn't hit her with this chair even if it had aimbot! Your just mad because you main Fuze & his hitbox it huge.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/368/702/c6f.png)
American Chopper Argument
PUBnite
![PUBG is better then Fortnite! Fortnite is better because it has building! ALL NEW ICAN CHOPPER @small_soviet_ball PUBG has realistic gun & bullet physics! Realism isn't the most important thing in a game! GRAPHICS!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/368/701/bff.png)
![PUBG is better then Fortnite! Fortnite is better because it has building! ALL NEW ICAN CHOPPER @small_soviet_ball PUBG has realistic gun & bullet physics! Realism isn't the most important thing in a game! GRAPHICS!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/368/701/bff.png)
American Chopper Argument
Screwdriver...
![Would you go take that door off please? I need you to bring me a screwdriver! ALL NEW ICAN CHOPPER @small_soviet_ball l can't see it! 'll go get vou a screw driver!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/368/700/df3.png)
![Would you go take that door off please? I need you to bring me a screwdriver! ALL NEW ICAN CHOPPER @small_soviet_ball l can't see it! 'll go get vou a screw driver!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/368/700/df3.png)
American Chopper Argument
Don’t trust the nurse
![Nurse Joy wants your Pokémon hurt when she says come again It's just professional courtesy Then she would say stay safe Pokémon entres are non rofit, your visits don't make her money She's a sociopathic monster](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/367/919/0f5.jpg)
![Nurse Joy wants your Pokémon hurt when she says come again It's just professional courtesy Then she would say stay safe Pokémon entres are non rofit, your visits don't make her money She's a sociopathic monster](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/367/919/0f5.jpg)
American Chopper Argument
Britains Greatest Prime minister was Lord Palmerston
![l say Britains greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston! Pitt The Elder! ALL NEW ICAN CHOPPER Lord Palmerston! Pitt The Elder! Alright you asked for it bud!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/639/a9a.png)
![l say Britains greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston! Pitt The Elder! ALL NEW ICAN CHOPPER Lord Palmerston! Pitt The Elder! Alright you asked for it bud!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/639/a9a.png)
American Chopper Argument
British Chopper
![TIS BUT A SCRATCH A SCRATCH? YOUR ARM'S OFF! ALL NEW ICAN CHOPPER l'VE HAD WORSE YOU LIAR! COME ON, YOU PANSY!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/365/084/6d6.png)
![TIS BUT A SCRATCH A SCRATCH? YOUR ARM'S OFF! ALL NEW ICAN CHOPPER l'VE HAD WORSE YOU LIAR! COME ON, YOU PANSY!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/365/084/6d6.png)
American Chopper Argument
I can do better
![Anything you can do, I can do better! l can do anything better than you! No, you can't! Yes, I can! NO, YOU CAN'T YES, I CAN!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/364/245/164.jpg)
![Anything you can do, I can do better! l can do anything better than you! No, you can't! Yes, I can! NO, YOU CAN'T YES, I CAN!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/364/245/164.jpg)
American Chopper Argument