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413531-CosmicBrownies.ipg (195 KB, 800x600) google igdb 口 Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:00:34 No.28470756 [▼] >>28470782 >-28470790 >Last Nights D&D session >DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef >Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender >Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquid >Its my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it. >Try it It tastes like sex with an angel >Everyone drains their mugs >"Don't worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you want! And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you! >We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming ITS LIKE SNAKES. IT'S LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------ >No one has any idea what he's talking about. >One minute later >Everyone knows what he's talking about manage to reach one of the three bathrooms Pain >Agonizing pain >Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots I am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming >Hear screaming coming from outside the window >One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom >He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyard >Neighbors walk out of their house to see whats going on >Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him >Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying I just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds Gaming food thread? [-] □ Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:02:47 No.28470782 [▼]>>28470798 >>284708042-284 Did you get the recipe?

413531-CosmicBrownies.ipg (195 KB, 800x600) google igdb 口 Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:00:34 No.28470756 [▼] >>28470782 >-28470790 >Last Nights D&D session >DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef >Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender >Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquid >Its my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it. >Try it It tastes like sex with an angel >Everyone drains their mugs >"Don't worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you want! And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you! >We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming ITS LIKE SNAKES. IT'S LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------ >No one has any idea what he's talking about. >One minute later >Everyone knows what he's talking about manage to reach one of the three bathrooms Pain >Agonizing pain >Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots I am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming >Hear screaming coming from outside the window >One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom >He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyard >Neighbors walk out of their house to see whats going on >Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him >Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying I just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds Gaming food thread? [-] □ Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:02:47 No.28470782 [▼]>>28470798 >>284708042-284 Did you get the recipe?

□ Anonymous 12/03/10(Fri)18:05 No.13018254團困 File 1291417524.jpg-(531 KB, 1024x678, 2003 the_lord_of the_rings_the(...).jpg) P> F--- those poser f------ if /co/ calls for aid, /tg/ shall answer! HEAR ME, SONS OF 4CHAN! I see in your text, the same bitterness that would take the heart of me A day may come, when the rage of /tg/ fails, when we forsake our friends or break all bonds of fellowship... but it is not this day An hour of trolls and furry-breasts, when the Age of Fa/tg/uys comes crashing dowrn There may come a day, when the courage and troll-rage of /tg/ fails... > *a sound booms forth across the forbidden realms of 4chan, the Horn of Fa/tg/uy echoing far into the series of pipes that is the Interwebs, calling forth the bearded and cat-earred masses but it is not this day - THIS DAY WE RAGE! By all that you hold dear on this worksafe board, I bid you RAGE, GROGNARDS OF THE WEB! > The beacons of are lit! /co/ calls for aid! And /tg/ will answer! Muster the quest-trolls and write-f--- we ride to war! □ Anonymous 12/03/10(Fri)18:07 No.13018265團 File 1291417628 ipg-(20 KB, 603x380, Big_Boss_salute.jpg) P> □ Anonymous 12/03/10(Fri)18:09 No.13018274團困 File 1291417753 ipg-(389 KB, 600x846, firewarrior.jpg) 2213018254 /co/ Calls and /tg/ will answer! Lead us to victory! For the greater good of all!

□ Anonymous 12/03/10(Fri)18:05 No.13018254團困 File 1291417524.jpg-(531 KB, 1024x678, 2003 the_lord_of the_rings_the(...).jpg) P> F--- those poser f------ if /co/ calls for aid, /tg/ shall answer! HEAR ME, SONS OF 4CHAN! I see in your text, the same bitterness that would take the heart of me A day may come, when the rage of /tg/ fails, when we forsake our friends or break all bonds of fellowship... but it is not this day An hour of trolls and furry-breasts, when the Age of Fa/tg/uys comes crashing dowrn There may come a day, when the courage and troll-rage of /tg/ fails... > *a sound booms forth across the forbidden realms of 4chan, the Horn of Fa/tg/uy echoing far into the series of pipes that is the Interwebs, calling forth the bearded and cat-earred masses but it is not this day - THIS DAY WE RAGE! By all that you hold dear on this worksafe board, I bid you RAGE, GROGNARDS OF THE WEB! > The beacons of are lit! /co/ calls for aid! And /tg/ will answer! Muster the quest-trolls and write-f--- we ride to war! □ Anonymous 12/03/10(Fri)18:07 No.13018265團 File 1291417628 ipg-(20 KB, 603x380, Big_Boss_salute.jpg) P> □ Anonymous 12/03/10(Fri)18:09 No.13018274團困 File 1291417753 ipg-(389 KB, 600x846, firewarrior.jpg) 2213018254 /co/ Calls and /tg/ will answer! Lead us to victory! For the greater good of all!

□ Anonymous 01/28/12(Sat)22:59PM No.60575397 File 1327809580.jpg-(34 KB, 434x599, Freud 1938.jpg) The problem with a lot of narcissistic people on 4chan is that they see the boards as extensions of themselves, so when the boards fail to reflect favourably on them, they lash out in anger, confusion and frustration. This is exacerbated by the fact that most of us here on 4chan have little social contact, meaning that it is imperative for the more reclusive of us to find satisfying interactions here. Because nobody except annoying tripfags assert any identity, it's easy to maintain the illusion that everyone here is "like myself" reflects "my tastes" and, even if it is never openly said, "gets me". So when evidence to contrary emerges, this isn't put down to the fact that maybe the whole idea of cohesion was inaccurate, it's put down to the fact that some alien force has contaminated the boards, that something foreign is degrading the quality of something which was once pure, cohesive and representative of "my qualities" This is the origin of the "stop liking what I don't like" problem people here have. It's a vain attempt to rid an expanded version of ones own ego of contamination by that which you do not approve of.

□ Anonymous 01/28/12(Sat)22:59PM No.60575397 File 1327809580.jpg-(34 KB, 434x599, Freud 1938.jpg) The problem with a lot of narcissistic people on 4chan is that they see the boards as extensions of themselves, so when the boards fail to reflect favourably on them, they lash out in anger, confusion and frustration. This is exacerbated by the fact that most of us here on 4chan have little social contact, meaning that it is imperative for the more reclusive of us to find satisfying interactions here. Because nobody except annoying tripfags assert any identity, it's easy to maintain the illusion that everyone here is "like myself" reflects "my tastes" and, even if it is never openly said, "gets me". So when evidence to contrary emerges, this isn't put down to the fact that maybe the whole idea of cohesion was inaccurate, it's put down to the fact that some alien force has contaminated the boards, that something foreign is degrading the quality of something which was once pure, cohesive and representative of "my qualities" This is the origin of the "stop liking what I don't like" problem people here have. It's a vain attempt to rid an expanded version of ones own ego of contamination by that which you do not approve of.

Dammit. These 14yearolds tick me off

Dammit. These 14yearolds tick me off

O Anonymous嶞12/05/13 Thu)14:21 No. 17714255 Reples: >> 17714411 >>17714543> 17714588>>17714681 >>177 14907 >>1771 106> 177 519Q씌7715302 File: 1386271269635.ipg(107 KB, 800x900, feeels.jpg) 17710853 (OP >be in primary school >there's one kid from Belarus in class >he didnt talk to anyone because he was very shy >nobody has ever heard his voice, but his parents >he sat next to me whenever I f----- around and made some stupid jokes in class I made him giggle >some years later, still in primary school, he wrote in my friendship book >when I was at home I checked his entry at the bottom of his entry he wrote "You make me laugh everytime. You are my best friend 4 years of primary school and he never said a single word. But in his mind he considered me as his best friend :

O Anonymous嶞12/05/13 Thu)14:21 No. 17714255 Reples: >> 17714411 >>17714543> 17714588>>17714681 >>177 14907 >>1771 106> 177 519Q씌7715302 File: 1386271269635.ipg(107 KB, 800x900, feeels.jpg) 17710853 (OP >be in primary school >there's one kid from Belarus in class >he didnt talk to anyone because he was very shy >nobody has ever heard his voice, but his parents >he sat next to me whenever I f----- around and made some stupid jokes in class I made him giggle >some years later, still in primary school, he wrote in my friendship book >when I was at home I checked his entry at the bottom of his entry he wrote "You make me laugh everytime. You are my best friend 4 years of primary school and he never said a single word. But in his mind he considered me as his best friend :

File 1284527832 ipg-(127 KB, 1280x720) □Anonymous 09/15/10(Wed)01:17 No.40296679 Reply] I woke up this morning. I started my period last night, so it was on super heavy flow. I guess some of the blood leaked out past my tampon and had trickled down my slit and asscrack so it was kind of pooling around my a------. Anyway「was being lazy and didn't feel like getting up cause it would mean more blood would pour out of my p---- due to gra slust opted to lay around for a bit and browse 4chan. After about 20 minutes of me being a lazy-ass, I felt a massive fart coming on. I sort of pushed my legs together, hoping to send it down instead of up. What followed was both incredibly disgusting and f------ awesome. The fart sort of tunneled through my asscheeks, lubricated by the blood, and rose up past my labia before coming to a head at my clit. Yes, I felt that ass-gas filled blood bubble travel up and pop right at the top of my vagina thought I was clear for about 10 seconds, and then the smell hit. Have you ever smelled a dirty pad or tampon? Ever gone down on a woman while she's on the rag? It kinda smells like rotten chicken soup. Combine that with the smell of ass-gas, and you can imagine the scent. It was so gross I laughed and almost puked at the same time After sitting around for another 10 minutes, I finally got up and got cleaned up, even though farty blood was dripping down my leg Kon!! general.

File 1284527832 ipg-(127 KB, 1280x720) □Anonymous 09/15/10(Wed)01:17 No.40296679 Reply] I woke up this morning. I started my period last night, so it was on super heavy flow. I guess some of the blood leaked out past my tampon and had trickled down my slit and asscrack so it was kind of pooling around my a------. Anyway「was being lazy and didn't feel like getting up cause it would mean more blood would pour out of my p---- due to gra slust opted to lay around for a bit and browse 4chan. After about 20 minutes of me being a lazy-ass, I felt a massive fart coming on. I sort of pushed my legs together, hoping to send it down instead of up. What followed was both incredibly disgusting and f------ awesome. The fart sort of tunneled through my asscheeks, lubricated by the blood, and rose up past my labia before coming to a head at my clit. Yes, I felt that ass-gas filled blood bubble travel up and pop right at the top of my vagina thought I was clear for about 10 seconds, and then the smell hit. Have you ever smelled a dirty pad or tampon? Ever gone down on a woman while she's on the rag? It kinda smells like rotten chicken soup. Combine that with the smell of ass-gas, and you can imagine the scent. It was so gross I laughed and almost puked at the same time After sitting around for another 10 minutes, I finally got up and got cleaned up, even though farty blood was dripping down my leg Kon!! general.

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File 1327856597 ipg-(29 KB, 270x380, 270px-Alistair..jpg) Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)12:03 No. 127173219 Vidya men you'd f--- into oblivion general >inb4 hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)12:03 No. 127173244 hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)12:03 No. 127173253 hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)12:04 No. 127173290 hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)12:04 No. 127173315 hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)12:04 No. 127173316 hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)12:05 No. 127173324 hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer □ Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)12:05 No.127173333 Quads Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)12:05 No. 127173334 hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer

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4chan fanbases in a nutshell

Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)23:48 No.9486026 Replies: 9486028 >>9482984 Mah n----. I refuse to watch shows that entertain me. Being entertained is the first step on the road to Pleb City. F--- that s---.

Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)23:48 No.9486026 Replies: 9486028 >>9482984 Mah n----. I refuse to watch shows that entertain me. Being entertained is the first step on the road to Pleb City. F--- that s---.

4chan entertainment tsundere bitter pleb

You cannot outsmart.

File: 1386368955140 ipg-(80 KB, 550x453, 1356288453423 jpg) e Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)17:29:15 UTC-5 No.519911417 Reply] >putting on pants feel something in the pocket jabbing at me pull it out >its a f------ bullet I think life is trying to tell me something C- Ps Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)17:30:29 UTC-5 No.519911591 donitiwanttofeel That's actually f------ hilarious hatteelanymore

File: 1386368955140 ipg-(80 KB, 550x453, 1356288453423 jpg) e Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)17:29:15 UTC-5 No.519911417 Reply] >putting on pants feel something in the pocket jabbing at me pull it out >its a f------ bullet I think life is trying to tell me something C- Ps Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)17:30:29 UTC-5 No.519911591 donitiwanttofeel That's actually f------ hilarious hatteelanymore

File 1294187238.ipg-(53 KB, 896x616, sadkurumi.jpg) [O Anonymous 01/04/11 (Tue)19:27 No. 44352992 Why aren't you over there having fun with your friends, anon'? >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)20:41 No.44355168 You guys are my friends. > > O Anonymous 01/04/11 (Tue)20:43 No.44355226 File 1294191789.ipg-(60 KB, 571x459, 1290309834966.jpg) 44355168

File 1294187238.ipg-(53 KB, 896x616, sadkurumi.jpg) [O Anonymous 01/04/11 (Tue)19:27 No. 44352992 Why aren't you over there having fun with your friends, anon'? >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)20:41 No.44355168 You guys are my friends. > > O Anonymous 01/04/11 (Tue)20:43 No.44355226 File 1294191789.ipg-(60 KB, 571x459, 1290309834966.jpg) 44355168

File: 1385753648293 p-49 KB, 640x640, plani. jpg) Anonymous 11/29/13 (Fri)16:34:08 UTC-3 No.518640823 Replies: 518641414 518641550518642038518642284 518642314518642324 518642348518642405518642531 Go on plane Go to your seat See this beside ur seat What do? Ps Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)16:37:16 UTC-3 No.518641205 Replies: >518641372 original Ps Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)16:37:22 UTC-3 No.518641216 Replies: >518641964 518642351 518643062 518643414518645475518655350 518667228 Stare straight ahead awkwardly and hope she doesn't try to start a conversation with me Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)16:38:43 UTC-3 No.518641372 518641205 thanks Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)16:39:05 UTC-3 No. 51 864 14 14 P> raep Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)16:39:40 UTC-3 No.518641489 Replies: >518641623 518641735518642967 518643973 Shook head because it's just another example of another smartphone-addicted party w---- Why can I never have the seat next to the window? 518646335518647701518648847 518651891 518652737518654707 518664209 518670124518672638518681703 Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)17:09:29 UTC-3 No.518645119 Replies: >518645525>518645775518645995 File: 1385755769166.gif-(1.01 MB, 977x918, furiongif.gif) >sit down and clear my throat loudly until she looks at me >give her the shooter McGaven dou ble finger gun point hand movements me: "sup girl? wanna watch sandlot with me on my laptop? s--- is mad dope you know you wanna >she looks away sigh in disappointment start violently kicking the seat in front of me >stuertess comes over and tells me to stop >karate chop her in the neck >grab 2 handfuls of the 10/10 blondes hair yell out "YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS!" >start motor boating her boobs while screaming and drooling >hear a pistol c--- and feel it press against the back of my head > "United States Air Marshal, M------------. Let the woman go and get on the ground!" >spin >me: "YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL" >headbutt to his nose sends him flying back >gun hits the ground and fires in the direction of the pilot's cockpit >the jumbo jet immediately starts to slope to the right >Kempo roll down the aisle and dropkick my way into the cockpit >1 pilot is shot dead and the other is staring at me terrified >take off my hawaiian shirt and choke him to death. aloha take control of the plane and set course for the 70th story of a near by super skyscraper >everyone on the plane is screaming and crying >the 10/10 blonde is having a siezure in her seat and foaming at the mouth >activate the loudspeaker on the plane to rally the spirits my involuntary crew of kamikaze passengers >scream over loudspeaker: "WE ARE THE GREAT BAMBINOoooo" before crashing into the building and turning the sky into an explosion of fire and chaos around and lock eyes with him For-eh-vur

File: 1385753648293 p-49 KB, 640x640, plani. jpg) Anonymous 11/29/13 (Fri)16:34:08 UTC-3 No.518640823 Replies: 518641414 518641550518642038518642284 518642314518642324 518642348518642405518642531 Go on plane Go to your seat See this beside ur seat What do? Ps Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)16:37:16 UTC-3 No.518641205 Replies: >518641372 original Ps Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)16:37:22 UTC-3 No.518641216 Replies: >518641964 518642351 518643062 518643414518645475518655350 518667228 Stare straight ahead awkwardly and hope she doesn't try to start a conversation with me Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)16:38:43 UTC-3 No.518641372 518641205 thanks Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)16:39:05 UTC-3 No. 51 864 14 14 P> raep Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)16:39:40 UTC-3 No.518641489 Replies: >518641623 518641735518642967 518643973 Shook head because it's just another example of another smartphone-addicted party w---- Why can I never have the seat next to the window? 518646335518647701518648847 518651891 518652737518654707 518664209 518670124518672638518681703 Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)17:09:29 UTC-3 No.518645119 Replies: >518645525>518645775518645995 File: 1385755769166.gif-(1.01 MB, 977x918, furiongif.gif) >sit down and clear my throat loudly until she looks at me >give her the shooter McGaven dou ble finger gun point hand movements me: "sup girl? wanna watch sandlot with me on my laptop? s--- is mad dope you know you wanna >she looks away sigh in disappointment start violently kicking the seat in front of me >stuertess comes over and tells me to stop >karate chop her in the neck >grab 2 handfuls of the 10/10 blondes hair yell out "YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS!" >start motor boating her boobs while screaming and drooling >hear a pistol c--- and feel it press against the back of my head > "United States Air Marshal, M------------. Let the woman go and get on the ground!" >spin >me: "YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL" >headbutt to his nose sends him flying back >gun hits the ground and fires in the direction of the pilot's cockpit >the jumbo jet immediately starts to slope to the right >Kempo roll down the aisle and dropkick my way into the cockpit >1 pilot is shot dead and the other is staring at me terrified >take off my hawaiian shirt and choke him to death. aloha take control of the plane and set course for the 70th story of a near by super skyscraper >everyone on the plane is screaming and crying >the 10/10 blonde is having a siezure in her seat and foaming at the mouth >activate the loudspeaker on the plane to rally the spirits my involuntary crew of kamikaze passengers >scream over loudspeaker: "WE ARE THE GREAT BAMBINOoooo" before crashing into the building and turning the sky into an explosion of fire and chaos around and lock eyes with him For-eh-vur

2 ! Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)19:06 UTC-5 No.97934 11 6 Replies:ー97934 162 >>g7934165>>g7934 1 86 >>97934257 2297933899 This. I am literally proud of being a permavirgin if only for the fact that it makes me DIFFERENT. I hate "normal" I really do I always have even as a little s---. Also 3D a s---

2 ! Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)19:06 UTC-5 No.97934 11 6 Replies:ー97934 162 >>g7934165>>g7934 1 86 >>97934257 2297933899 This. I am literally proud of being a permavirgin if only for the fact that it makes me DIFFERENT. I hate "normal" I really do I always have even as a little s---. Also 3D a s---

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[-15.ipg (136 KB, 1600x1600) igdb google 880 Anonymous 07/07/12(Sat)09:06 No.3003380 Reply][r] illing out job application yesterday >"Other names or nickname you go by >happened to see Escape from LA on the tele while eating breakdast earlier that morning and put down Snake phone rings today >"Hello, is this Snake? >YesssSsssSssssssSS. send up acting like this awkward freak with a speech impediment entire conversation ady actually wants me to come in for an interview Oh God. Am I supposed to keep the act up or do I just awkwardly drop it and act completely normal as soon as l see her or would that come across as dishonest or oh god why is this happening □ Anonymous 07/07/12(Sat)11 :39 No.3004452 Well long story short I awkwardly trolled the entire interview and somehow got the job. I can only imagine these places get some perk from the govt for meeting a minimum quota of mentally challenged employees. She actually stepped away halfway through the interview and brought in some other boss and this old District Manager guy that was wearing a cowboy hat He shook my hand and said ts good to meet you, Snake he couldn't of been a day younger than 80 Some tidbits from the interview >"Do you have a wife or children? No I live with my parentssSsss Ooh. .(awkward silence) Tell me about yourself! What do you do for fun?" > Ssssunbathing >"Well it's a good year for that! ss..just kinda hissed quietly for no reason, she looked a little weirded out) "What would you say are your strengths? "Once I wrap myself around a task I dont let go until it'sss finished." Thats great! Wow This poor f------ woman, she was wide-eyed the entire time like in a constant state of shock I could tell it was intense for her. I felt awkward as f--- sol just did a Dexter-grin the whole time and was a bit subtle with some of my S's, but others came out in full force unintentionally I start on Monday. I don't know if I can keep this up when it comes to meeting others, there's some painfully cute girls working there and itd just kill my soul. Not sure if they will give me a nametag with Snake on it but if they do l'll upload a picture on monday.

[-15.ipg (136 KB, 1600x1600) igdb google 880 Anonymous 07/07/12(Sat)09:06 No.3003380 Reply][r] illing out job application yesterday >"Other names or nickname you go by >happened to see Escape from LA on the tele while eating breakdast earlier that morning and put down Snake phone rings today >"Hello, is this Snake? >YesssSsssSssssssSS. send up acting like this awkward freak with a speech impediment entire conversation ady actually wants me to come in for an interview Oh God. Am I supposed to keep the act up or do I just awkwardly drop it and act completely normal as soon as l see her or would that come across as dishonest or oh god why is this happening □ Anonymous 07/07/12(Sat)11 :39 No.3004452 Well long story short I awkwardly trolled the entire interview and somehow got the job. I can only imagine these places get some perk from the govt for meeting a minimum quota of mentally challenged employees. She actually stepped away halfway through the interview and brought in some other boss and this old District Manager guy that was wearing a cowboy hat He shook my hand and said ts good to meet you, Snake he couldn't of been a day younger than 80 Some tidbits from the interview >"Do you have a wife or children? No I live with my parentssSsss Ooh. .(awkward silence) Tell me about yourself! What do you do for fun?" > Ssssunbathing >"Well it's a good year for that! ss..just kinda hissed quietly for no reason, she looked a little weirded out) "What would you say are your strengths? "Once I wrap myself around a task I dont let go until it'sss finished." Thats great! Wow This poor f------ woman, she was wide-eyed the entire time like in a constant state of shock I could tell it was intense for her. I felt awkward as f--- sol just did a Dexter-grin the whole time and was a bit subtle with some of my S's, but others came out in full force unintentionally I start on Monday. I don't know if I can keep this up when it comes to meeting others, there's some painfully cute girls working there and itd just kill my soul. Not sure if they will give me a nametag with Snake on it but if they do l'll upload a picture on monday.

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File: 1378242531761.jpg-(25 KB. 426282, break-up-advice[1].jpg) □Anonymous 09/03/13(Tue)17:08 No.12933897 Reply] >Get first gf because kind of desperate >get over the needy phase and become confident and realize l don't like being needy >gf is clingy as s--- has just one friend that's a gay guy with mommy issues >gf won't quit talking to her mom all the time through the phone or text >can't go out so basically all we do is play board games with her mom >Im in college now and she's repeating her senior year in highschool because she failed >don't see her all week >she tells me she loves me and I don't love her How the f--- do you break up with someone? VETERAN MODE How do you break up with someone when you don't see her all week and when you see her there's no privacy 6 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view Arysseus !!1VosEtNYs/b 09/03/13(Tue)18:52 No. 12934418 Replies: 2212934429 >12934046 Do this "DONE DIDDLEY DONE" Keep walking backwards while not blinking, each time saying "diddley" just a little softer until you get to your car. Turn it on and slow drive away, all the while staring at her without blinking Just as you turn around the corner, she hears her phone go off. It's a text, from you "Diddley"

File: 1378242531761.jpg-(25 KB. 426282, break-up-advice[1].jpg) □Anonymous 09/03/13(Tue)17:08 No.12933897 Reply] >Get first gf because kind of desperate >get over the needy phase and become confident and realize l don't like being needy >gf is clingy as s--- has just one friend that's a gay guy with mommy issues >gf won't quit talking to her mom all the time through the phone or text >can't go out so basically all we do is play board games with her mom >Im in college now and she's repeating her senior year in highschool because she failed >don't see her all week >she tells me she loves me and I don't love her How the f--- do you break up with someone? VETERAN MODE How do you break up with someone when you don't see her all week and when you see her there's no privacy 6 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view Arysseus !!1VosEtNYs/b 09/03/13(Tue)18:52 No. 12934418 Replies: 2212934429 >12934046 Do this "DONE DIDDLEY DONE" Keep walking backwards while not blinking, each time saying "diddley" just a little softer until you get to your car. Turn it on and slow drive away, all the while staring at her without blinking Just as you turn around the corner, she hears her phone go off. It's a text, from you "Diddley"

Anonymous 02/28/13(Thu)03:07:58 UTC+2 No.15040425 Replies: 1504045915040499 15040327 I will relay this story, then >Be 11 >First year in sleepaway camp >On way back to camp from local ice cream shop. For the f------ life of me, I can't remember why we were there. It was almost ten years ago, blow me >Crossing >Ford E-350 waiting for us >Dude behind wheel gets bored, tries something dumb >Slips around the kids crossing >Misses, clips me Gonna break the greentext because it's not a proper medium. This is going to be a long one, so bear with me Anonymous 02/28/13(Thu)03:11:54 UTC+2 No.15040499 Replies: 2215040525 2315040537 15040425 My left foot got pulled up into the wheel well and stuck, pulled me off my feet. I was then dragged about 45 feet at around 25 miles an hour In total, I broke seven toes, four fingers, my left ankle, knee, tibia, fibia, and heel, my right knee, hip, femur, tibia, and fibia, three ribs on the right, two on the left, four teeth were pushed up into my gums, of which one was saved and remains there to this day. Still not sure when or if it'll give up and die. My upper jaw was shattered, my nose dislocated. I deflated my right lung, severely bruised my left lung and stomach, and ruptured my liver. I was legally dead twice, once for two minutes and once for five Anonymous 02/28/13(Thu)03:32:01 UTC+2 No.15040885 Replies: >15040974 406 What did it feel like to die? I heard that you trip balls Anonymous 02/28/13(Thu)03:36:50 UTC+2 No.15040974 Replies: >15041032 1504105915041077 15041116 1504116315043501 >15040885 You do, and it is the worst trip you could ever have. As your brain begins to shut down you feel what I can only discribe as the essence of your existance, the core concepts of your psyche, bleeding out of you. Concepts like honor, honesty, bravery, integrity, humility, the stuff people internalize and live every moment of their lives surrounded by begin to become harder and harder to find Simultaneously, you are struck with the coldest, harshes reality imaginable; you are done. Everything you've worked for in life, everything you ever dreamed about, all the pain, the struggle, the hardship, the reward, the victory, everything, is now worthless. Your past now means nothing, your wishes for the future are pointless, and even you in the present are pathetic and tiny compared to the behemoth that approaches you It was sort of the moment I started moving from a boy to a man. That kind of experience forces perspective on you

Anonymous 02/28/13(Thu)03:07:58 UTC+2 No.15040425 Replies: 1504045915040499 15040327 I will relay this story, then >Be 11 >First year in sleepaway camp >On way back to camp from local ice cream shop. For the f------ life of me, I can't remember why we were there. It was almost ten years ago, blow me >Crossing >Ford E-350 waiting for us >Dude behind wheel gets bored, tries something dumb >Slips around the kids crossing >Misses, clips me Gonna break the greentext because it's not a proper medium. This is going to be a long one, so bear with me Anonymous 02/28/13(Thu)03:11:54 UTC+2 No.15040499 Replies: 2215040525 2315040537 15040425 My left foot got pulled up into the wheel well and stuck, pulled me off my feet. I was then dragged about 45 feet at around 25 miles an hour In total, I broke seven toes, four fingers, my left ankle, knee, tibia, fibia, and heel, my right knee, hip, femur, tibia, and fibia, three ribs on the right, two on the left, four teeth were pushed up into my gums, of which one was saved and remains there to this day. Still not sure when or if it'll give up and die. My upper jaw was shattered, my nose dislocated. I deflated my right lung, severely bruised my left lung and stomach, and ruptured my liver. I was legally dead twice, once for two minutes and once for five Anonymous 02/28/13(Thu)03:32:01 UTC+2 No.15040885 Replies: >15040974 406 What did it feel like to die? I heard that you trip balls Anonymous 02/28/13(Thu)03:36:50 UTC+2 No.15040974 Replies: >15041032 1504105915041077 15041116 1504116315043501 >15040885 You do, and it is the worst trip you could ever have. As your brain begins to shut down you feel what I can only discribe as the essence of your existance, the core concepts of your psyche, bleeding out of you. Concepts like honor, honesty, bravery, integrity, humility, the stuff people internalize and live every moment of their lives surrounded by begin to become harder and harder to find Simultaneously, you are struck with the coldest, harshes reality imaginable; you are done. Everything you've worked for in life, everything you ever dreamed about, all the pain, the struggle, the hardship, the reward, the victory, everything, is now worthless. Your past now means nothing, your wishes for the future are pointless, and even you in the present are pathetic and tiny compared to the behemoth that approaches you It was sort of the moment I started moving from a boy to a man. That kind of experience forces perspective on you

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>In taco bell, paying for order >Im a bearded mexican and i haven't combed my TRASH beard, so it's all scruffy >i look arab >grab wallet from my pocket >watch snags my shirt and briefly exposes holstered LC9 >hear "OH MAH GAHD" and turn to see white whoman and her littler >Herewego.jpg >Finishing paying my order, then feel tap on my shoulder sturn to see angry c--- >she asks "Are you a police officer?" "Nope" >She screams on about "you shouldn't have a gun" "who are you going to kill" and "Why do you need a gun?" i smile "Because is the will of allah" >she freaks the right out and grabs two of her kids, hops in the SUV and hauls ass outta there. >clerk just laughs notice she left one of her littler behind >buy the boy a kids meal and wait for the cops to show >everycop shows up with a report of terrorist shooting up taco bell >two cops come in guns drawn, but no one freaks out and most don't even stop eating >one cop talks to manager and the other talk to me while i eat my meal >checks my permit but doesn't take my gun gives me the ok >see mother outside screaming at cop while pointing at me >she won't calm down and is slapped in coffs and taken away >kids are picked up by whom, i assume is grandma little boy smiles and waves at me with his kids meal in hand >i smile and wave back

>In taco bell, paying for order >Im a bearded mexican and i haven't combed my TRASH beard, so it's all scruffy >i look arab >grab wallet from my pocket >watch snags my shirt and briefly exposes holstered LC9 >hear "OH MAH GAHD" and turn to see white whoman and her littler >Herewego.jpg >Finishing paying my order, then feel tap on my shoulder sturn to see angry c--- >she asks "Are you a police officer?" "Nope" >She screams on about "you shouldn't have a gun" "who are you going to kill" and "Why do you need a gun?" i smile "Because is the will of allah" >she freaks the right out and grabs two of her kids, hops in the SUV and hauls ass outta there. >clerk just laughs notice she left one of her littler behind >buy the boy a kids meal and wait for the cops to show >everycop shows up with a report of terrorist shooting up taco bell >two cops come in guns drawn, but no one freaks out and most don't even stop eating >one cop talks to manager and the other talk to me while i eat my meal >checks my permit but doesn't take my gun gives me the ok >see mother outside screaming at cop while pointing at me >she won't calm down and is slapped in coffs and taken away >kids are picked up by whom, i assume is grandma little boy smiles and waves at me with his kids meal in hand >i smile and wave back

I'll tell you the story of when I robbed a Taco Bell with my friend be 18 be strapped for cash, no money, no job friend recommends the robbery >whynot.jpg case the Taco Bell, watch it every night for 2 weeks least busy night is monday night around 1:30am next monday, time to rob mang 1:00am on Monday night (Tues morning) walk into Taco Bell with friend wearing all black no need to conceal our faces because this Taco Bell is in the next town starting to get really nervous, freaking out they ask us what we'd like to order >"just... just a cup of water.." they hand me a cu friend pulls his gun "EVERYONE GET WHERE CAN SEE THEM employees are freaking out use the distraction to fill up the water cup with SPRITE! we book it outta there Han, we never told anyone

I'll tell you the story of when I robbed a Taco Bell with my friend be 18 be strapped for cash, no money, no job friend recommends the robbery >whynot.jpg case the Taco Bell, watch it every night for 2 weeks least busy night is monday night around 1:30am next monday, time to rob mang 1:00am on Monday night (Tues morning) walk into Taco Bell with friend wearing all black no need to conceal our faces because this Taco Bell is in the next town starting to get really nervous, freaking out they ask us what we'd like to order >"just... just a cup of water.." they hand me a cu friend pulls his gun "EVERYONE GET WHERE CAN SEE THEM employees are freaking out use the distraction to fill up the water cup with SPRITE! we book it outta there Han, we never told anyone