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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![File 1284527832 ipg-(127 KB, 1280x720) □Anonymous 09/15/10(Wed)01:17 No.40296679 Reply] I woke up this morning. I started my period last night, so it was on super heavy flow. I guess some of the blood leaked out past my tampon and had trickled down my slit and asscrack so it was kind of pooling around my a------. Anyway「was being lazy and didn't feel like getting up cause it would mean more blood would pour out of my p---- due to gra slust opted to lay around for a bit and browse 4chan. After about 20 minutes of me being a lazy-ass, I felt a massive fart coming on. I sort of pushed my legs together, hoping to send it down instead of up. What followed was both incredibly disgusting and f------ awesome. The fart sort of tunneled through my asscheeks, lubricated by the blood, and rose up past my labia before coming to a head at my clit. Yes, I felt that ass-gas filled blood bubble travel up and pop right at the top of my vagina thought I was clear for about 10 seconds, and then the smell hit. Have you ever smelled a dirty pad or tampon? Ever gone down on a woman while she's on the rag? It kinda smells like rotten chicken soup. Combine that with the smell of ass-gas, and you can imagine the scent. It was so gross I laughed and almost puked at the same time After sitting around for another 10 minutes, I finally got up and got cleaned up, even though farty blood was dripping down my leg Kon!! general.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/655/000/df1.png "df1.png")
![File: 1386368955140 ipg-(80 KB, 550x453, 1356288453423 jpg) e Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)17:29:15 UTC-5 No.519911417 Reply] >putting on pants feel something in the pocket jabbing at me pull it out >its a f------ bullet I think life is trying to tell me something C- Ps Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)17:30:29 UTC-5 No.519911591 donitiwanttofeel That's actually f------ hilarious hatteelanymore](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/654/968/aed.png "You cannot outsmart.")
![[-15.ipg (136 KB, 1600x1600) igdb google 880 Anonymous 07/07/12(Sat)09:06 No.3003380 Reply][r] illing out job application yesterday >"Other names or nickname you go by >happened to see Escape from LA on the tele while eating breakdast earlier that morning and put down Snake phone rings today >"Hello, is this Snake? >YesssSsssSssssssSS. send up acting like this awkward freak with a speech impediment entire conversation ady actually wants me to come in for an interview Oh God. Am I supposed to keep the act up or do I just awkwardly drop it and act completely normal as soon as l see her or would that come across as dishonest or oh god why is this happening □ Anonymous 07/07/12(Sat)11 :39 No.3004452 Well long story short I awkwardly trolled the entire interview and somehow got the job. I can only imagine these places get some perk from the govt for meeting a minimum quota of mentally challenged employees. She actually stepped away halfway through the interview and brought in some other boss and this old District Manager guy that was wearing a cowboy hat He shook my hand and said ts good to meet you, Snake he couldn't of been a day younger than 80 Some tidbits from the interview >"Do you have a wife or children? No I live with my parentssSsss Ooh. .(awkward silence) Tell me about yourself! What do you do for fun?" > Ssssunbathing >"Well it's a good year for that! ss..just kinda hissed quietly for no reason, she looked a little weirded out) "What would you say are your strengths? "Once I wrap myself around a task I dont let go until it'sss finished." Thats great! Wow This poor f------ woman, she was wide-eyed the entire time like in a constant state of shock I could tell it was intense for her. I felt awkward as f--- sol just did a Dexter-grin the whole time and was a bit subtle with some of my S's, but others came out in full force unintentionally I start on Monday. I don't know if I can keep this up when it comes to meeting others, there's some painfully cute girls working there and itd just kill my soul. Not sure if they will give me a nametag with Snake on it but if they do l'll upload a picture on monday.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/654/451/be1.png "Repost?")
![File: 1378242531761.jpg-(25 KB. 426282, break-up-advice[1].jpg) □Anonymous 09/03/13(Tue)17:08 No.12933897 Reply] >Get first gf because kind of desperate >get over the needy phase and become confident and realize l don't like being needy >gf is clingy as s--- has just one friend that's a gay guy with mommy issues >gf won't quit talking to her mom all the time through the phone or text >can't go out so basically all we do is play board games with her mom >Im in college now and she's repeating her senior year in highschool because she failed >don't see her all week >she tells me she loves me and I don't love her How the f--- do you break up with someone? VETERAN MODE How do you break up with someone when you don't see her all week and when you see her there's no privacy 6 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view Arysseus !!1VosEtNYs/b 09/03/13(Tue)18:52 No. 12934418 Replies: 2212934429 >12934046 Do this "DONE DIDDLEY DONE" Keep walking backwards while not blinking, each time saying "diddley" just a little softer until you get to your car. Turn it on and slow drive away, all the while staring at her without blinking Just as you turn around the corner, she hears her phone go off. It's a text, from you "Diddley"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/653/323/a13.png "a13.png")
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