![File: 1386368955140 ipg-(80 KB, 550x453, 1356288453423 jpg) e Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)17:29:15 UTC-5 No.519911417 Reply] >putting on pants feel something in the pocket jabbing at me pull it out >its a f------ bullet I think life is trying to tell me something C- Ps Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)17:30:29 UTC-5 No.519911591 donitiwanttofeel That's actually f------ hilarious hatteelanymore](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/654/968/aed.png "You cannot outsmart.")
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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![[-15.ipg (136 KB, 1600x1600) igdb google 880 Anonymous 07/07/12(Sat)09:06 No.3003380 Reply][r] illing out job application yesterday >"Other names or nickname you go by >happened to see Escape from LA on the tele while eating breakdast earlier that morning and put down Snake phone rings today >"Hello, is this Snake? >YesssSsssSssssssSS. send up acting like this awkward freak with a speech impediment entire conversation ady actually wants me to come in for an interview Oh God. Am I supposed to keep the act up or do I just awkwardly drop it and act completely normal as soon as l see her or would that come across as dishonest or oh god why is this happening □ Anonymous 07/07/12(Sat)11 :39 No.3004452 Well long story short I awkwardly trolled the entire interview and somehow got the job. I can only imagine these places get some perk from the govt for meeting a minimum quota of mentally challenged employees. She actually stepped away halfway through the interview and brought in some other boss and this old District Manager guy that was wearing a cowboy hat He shook my hand and said ts good to meet you, Snake he couldn't of been a day younger than 80 Some tidbits from the interview >"Do you have a wife or children? No I live with my parentssSsss Ooh. .(awkward silence) Tell me about yourself! What do you do for fun?" > Ssssunbathing >"Well it's a good year for that! ss..just kinda hissed quietly for no reason, she looked a little weirded out) "What would you say are your strengths? "Once I wrap myself around a task I dont let go until it'sss finished." Thats great! Wow This poor f------ woman, she was wide-eyed the entire time like in a constant state of shock I could tell it was intense for her. I felt awkward as f--- sol just did a Dexter-grin the whole time and was a bit subtle with some of my S's, but others came out in full force unintentionally I start on Monday. I don't know if I can keep this up when it comes to meeting others, there's some painfully cute girls working there and itd just kill my soul. Not sure if they will give me a nametag with Snake on it but if they do l'll upload a picture on monday.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/654/451/be1.png "Repost?")
![File: 1378242531761.jpg-(25 KB. 426282, break-up-advice[1].jpg) □Anonymous 09/03/13(Tue)17:08 No.12933897 Reply] >Get first gf because kind of desperate >get over the needy phase and become confident and realize l don't like being needy >gf is clingy as s--- has just one friend that's a gay guy with mommy issues >gf won't quit talking to her mom all the time through the phone or text >can't go out so basically all we do is play board games with her mom >Im in college now and she's repeating her senior year in highschool because she failed >don't see her all week >she tells me she loves me and I don't love her How the f--- do you break up with someone? VETERAN MODE How do you break up with someone when you don't see her all week and when you see her there's no privacy 6 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view Arysseus !!1VosEtNYs/b 09/03/13(Tue)18:52 No. 12934418 Replies: 2212934429 >12934046 Do this "DONE DIDDLEY DONE" Keep walking backwards while not blinking, each time saying "diddley" just a little softer until you get to your car. Turn it on and slow drive away, all the while staring at her without blinking Just as you turn around the corner, she hears her phone go off. It's a text, from you "Diddley"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/653/323/a13.png "a13.png")
![File: 1386025699173.ipg-(25 KB, 607 x347, JE' Anonymous 12/03/13Tue)00:13:16 UTC+1 No.519219190 Replies: 225192194082519219902 23519220278 251922164622519221665 23519222313 51922368522519224184 POSTS ENDING IN O ARE NOW TRUE FACTS moot is kill [ Anonymous 1 2/03/13 (Tue)00:24:38 UTC +1 No. 51 9221060 Replies:ー51 9221 279-751 9221 4982:51 9221 665 i have an incredibly small penis Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)00:22:19 UTC+1 No.519220660 Replies: 22519220865 22519220923 23519221114 22519221262 22519221282 23519221340 22519221654 22519221665 23519222034 2:519222369 22519222662 23519223025 32519223528 22519224462 ー51 9224592ー51 9224758ー51 9225065-751 9225525ー51 9225709 In 5 days, 6 hrs and 45sec. New York will be nuked. The devastation of it all will fall on Barrack Obama. He will then be assassinated by a man named Johnathan Overtend □ Anonymous 12/03/13 Tue 00:49:07 UTC+1 No.519225270 Replies:ー5 9225459_51 922561 9>>51 92257042251 92258362251 92259242251 922625422519226318 From now on, having sex with a black person will immediately turn you into a crocodile Crocodiles that have sex with black people will turn into a black person. If two black people have sex with each other then their penises and breasts will turn into crocodiles attached to their bodies □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 00:59:06 UTC+1 No.519226850 Replies: 51 9227040>>51 9227046>>51 9227090>>51 92271 682251 92271 762251 9227207 f-(494 KB, 223x192, 1385327316891.gif) Moot married a black woman from Alabama □ Anonymous 1 2/03/13 Tue 00:1 9: 1 5 UTC +1 No. 51 92201 70 Replies: >>51 9220457-51 9220521-751 9220523-:51 9221 665 Hitler was actually pregnant with an alien baby. It was growing from his c--- so he shot it off and hide under his bed and cried until a fat c--- from Uranus beamed him up and devoured his rectum. We havent heard from him since □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 01:08:54 UTC+1 No.519228350 Replies >>519228508>>519228530>>51 9228576>>519228690>>51 9228789>>51 92288262:519228889-7519229017>>519229450 I have to an hero on livestream right now Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:12:06 UTC+1 No.519228840 Replies:ー51 9228980>>519229025 519229253 N------ are free □Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:15:18 UTC+1 No.519229340 Replies:ー51 9229580-251 9229953 African Americans have a valid place in society as well educated individuals and should be treated as such. □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:16:43 UTC+1 No.519229580 Replies:ー51 9229802>>51 9229953ー51 9230079 519229340 let this day be regarded as the day that black people got their rights on 4chan Anonymous 12/03/13Tue)01:24:00 UTC+1 No.519230730 Replies: 23519230816519230841 22519230843 23519231004 3:519231023 >>51 9231 391ー51 9231 674ー51 9231714ー51 9231 745 51 9231 779-751 9231 835-751 9231 850-751 9231 913 251 9231 954-51 9231 997 22519231046 23519231059 2:519231081 2519231091 23519231184 22519231194 2251923127923519231281 2351923 Every true post in this thread is a lie, and no other post can prove this wrong □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 01:31:03 UTC+1 No.519231 850 Replies:ー51 9231 916>>51 9231 9842251 9232060>>5192320872751 9232123 P> This post was merely a loop in space and time, a momentary parosox that is sovereign from this reality and completely ignored [567 replies] [68 images]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/653/071/173.jpg "/b/")
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