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Lay the dragon!

Ernie is overwhelmed with joy when he got to participate in a Live-Action p--- parody of Skyrim

Ernie is overwhelmed with joy when he got to participate in a Live-Action p--- parody of Skyrim

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A true master piece

The opening of the Salvador Dali museum went off to a disastrous start after a Dali impersonator set fire to his hair for the sake of art.

The opening of the Salvador Dali museum went off to a disastrous start after a Dali impersonator set fire to his hair for the sake of art.

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Cosmo Monster

In order to stop the asteroids from destroying Earth, Bunsen and Beaker enlarge Cookie to cosmic size. In a strange twist of fate, one of the few asteroids that did get through obliterated Bunsen's laboratory, leaving Cookie ten times the size of Earth. All of Mankind soon learned to live with the twice monthly viewing of Cookie's continent sized penis.

In order to stop the asteroids from destroying Earth, Bunsen and Beaker enlarge Cookie to cosmic size. In a strange twist of fate, one of the few asteroids that did get through obliterated Bunsen's laboratory, leaving Cookie ten times the size of Earth. All of Mankind soon learned to live with the twice monthly viewing of Cookie's continent sized penis.

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Bert and Ernie go to the movie event that they have been waiting their whole lives for: The theatrical release of Zone-Sama's "What what in the robot".

Bert and Ernie go to the movie event that they have been waiting their whole lives for: The theatrical release of Zone-Sama's "What what in the robot".

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It was just a prank, bro!

The fun photobombing prank takes a dark turn when Big Bird body slams into the small child

The fun photobombing prank takes a dark turn when Big Bird body slams into the small child

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Ernie has come to a realization.

Ernie wonders if he's been only imagining Bert all this time.

Ernie wonders if he's been only imagining Bert all this time.

Beacuse paycheck you must get

Professional actor am I. Work with amateurs, why must I?

Professional actor am I. Work with amateurs, why must I?

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R.I.P Grover

On the newest episode of Hollywood Squares, Grover's neck mysteriously snaps.

On the newest episode of Hollywood Squares, Grover's neck mysteriously snaps.

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Bert Remembers Vietnam

The year was 1969. I was a wide eyed kid, fresh out of high school. And before I knew it,I was ina chopper, hovering over the Ban Hieng River. As soon as we touched down, it was nothing but chaos. I watched the Cong in their villages, running away from the flames daring to administer its deadly kiss. I had orders to gun down anybody, even little kids I watched as a little girl, who can't have been more than six, run out into the street engulfed in flames, and collapse there. "My platoon marched through the forest, through the Mu Gia Pass, and onwards. As I marched through the dense jungles, I thought of war. How cruel and unfair it is. That this country that sends young kids out to die have no problem with doing so. Having kids kill kids What's the purpose of it all? marched on, we were ambushed by some Cong. I was shot, and I remember the slow tal to he ground.. I dont ramember much other than fear. Pure, unaduteranad fear After I was taken, my captors would come by, and they occasionally gave me rice. For 4 years I languished in some cave off the gulf. We were beaten daily. I never dared escape, for I feared death worse than I feared the Cong Ore rary day, we were uberated 'wish l oould say iw彅glad to be liberated but l had lost all will to live. I was a broken manI began to drink, to feel happy. But now, drink to die As my liver becomes spotted, I await my death. Tha... is what Vietnam has done to me. Now Ernie, if your dumb ass could be so kind as to stop trying to trigger my f------ flashbacks to Nam, that would be appreciated."

The year was 1969. I was a wide eyed kid, fresh out of high school. And before I knew it,I was ina chopper, hovering over the Ban Hieng River. As soon as we touched down, it was nothing but chaos. I watched the Cong in their villages, running away from the flames daring to administer its deadly kiss. I had orders to gun down anybody, even little kids I watched as a little girl, who can't have been more than six, run out into the street engulfed in flames, and collapse there. "My platoon marched through the forest, through the Mu Gia Pass, and onwards. As I marched through the dense jungles, I thought of war. How cruel and unfair it is. That this country that sends young kids out to die have no problem with doing so. Having kids kill kids What's the purpose of it all? marched on, we were ambushed by some Cong. I was shot, and I remember the slow tal to he ground.. I dont ramember much other than fear. Pure, unaduteranad fear After I was taken, my captors would come by, and they occasionally gave me rice. For 4 years I languished in some cave off the gulf. We were beaten daily. I never dared escape, for I feared death worse than I feared the Cong Ore rary day, we were uberated 'wish l oould say iw彅glad to be liberated but l had lost all will to live. I was a broken manI began to drink, to feel happy. But now, drink to die As my liver becomes spotted, I await my death. Tha... is what Vietnam has done to me. Now Ernie, if your dumb ass could be so kind as to stop trying to trigger my f------ flashbacks to Nam, that would be appreciated."

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I wonder what that "B' could stand for? /s

The host is not shy in letting the audience know what he thinks about his ex-wife

The host is not shy in letting the audience know what he thinks about his ex-wife

Why don't you have a seat over there?

An officer reminds Super Grover that he isn't allowed within 50 feet of any children anymore

An officer reminds Super Grover that he isn't allowed within 50 feet of any children anymore

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Shoutouts to TESTMACORONI

Guy Smiley will do anything up to and including performing vaudeville to convince random strangers to give him a b------

Guy Smiley will do anything up to and including performing vaudeville to convince random strangers to give him a b------

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Gotta Hurt!

On one hand, the sting from the Paper Wasp was excruciating, and Grover felt the need to go to the hospital. On the other hand, he thought that his nose might feel like a t---- if he grabbed it

On one hand, the sting from the Paper Wasp was excruciating, and Grover felt the need to go to the hospital. On the other hand, he thought that his nose might feel like a t---- if he grabbed it

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"It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all. It's the erection I got from doing it."

"It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all It's the erection I got from doing it."

"It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all It's the erection I got from doing it."

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Rapture

After the rapture, Big Bird and Snuffy find themselves before the great white throne of judgement. Having no chance of salvation at this point, Big Bird seizes on the opportunity to tell Christ to go f--- himself in persorn

After the rapture, Big Bird and Snuffy find themselves before the great white throne of judgement. Having no chance of salvation at this point, Big Bird seizes on the opportunity to tell Christ to go f--- himself in persorn

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Bert and Ernie write "privilege" on a card and dangle it over a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach

Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach.

Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach.

Sesame Street - We're Amazing 1, 2, 3!, A Story About Friendship And Autism - Chinese Version

Princess Zhoulia of China Builds Her Wall Around Mongolia "This Will Keep Out The Pesky Mongol Scum!" She Says, "Excellent!" Says Elmo Manchu Twirling His Long Mustache, "She's Just Like Her Father, The Dragon Emperor!" Said Zhoulia's Mom, Princess Zhoulia Lets Out A Witch-Like Cackle, While Elmo Manchu Laughs Insanely,

Princess Zhoulia of China Builds Her Wall Around Mongolia "This Will Keep Out The Pesky Mongol Scum!" She Says, "Excellent!" Says Elmo Manchu Twirling His Long Mustache, "She's Just Like Her Father, The Dragon Emperor!" Said Zhoulia's Mom, Princess Zhoulia Lets Out A Witch-Like Cackle, While Elmo Manchu Laughs Insanely,

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There are certain rules in this household!

No cookie okies? SESAME STREET Cookie Monster is given a reason to disown and kick out his son.

No cookie okies? SESAME STREET Cookie Monster is given a reason to disown and kick out his son.

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They Finally Got him.

Kaiju Kermit reaches for one last victim as he is being subdued by Japans new weapon, an electrified net soaked in the poison from the Puffer Fish

Kaiju Kermit reaches for one last victim as he is being subdued by Japans new weapon, an electrified net soaked in the poison from the Puffer Fish

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Japan's monster movies are getting weirder

wochit Kermit was visiting Japan when North Korea sent another nuclear missile flying overhead. A combination of shoddy engineering and reckless behavior resulted in Kermit becoming the latest Kaiju to devour the citizens of Tokyo.

wochit Kermit was visiting Japan when North Korea sent another nuclear missile flying overhead. A combination of shoddy engineering and reckless behavior resulted in Kermit becoming the latest Kaiju to devour the citizens of Tokyo.

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