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1845 . The children are fast, but Big Bird is faster.

1845 . The children are fast, but Big Bird is faster.

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Ernie's rant goes too far

As Ernie ranted on about how Jews controlled the entertainment industry, Bert could only clench his fist:s and concentrate on his breathing. He knew they were fired now it was only a question if Ernie would stop before he said something that would get them killed. As Ernie's rant veered onto the subject of underage girls at Hanukkah parties, Bert realised they were screwed

As Ernie ranted on about how Jews controlled the entertainment industry, Bert could only clench his fist:s and concentrate on his breathing. He knew they were fired now it was only a question if Ernie would stop before he said something that would get them killed. As Ernie's rant veered onto the subject of underage girls at Hanukkah parties, Bert realised they were screwed

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Soon to become Oscar the destroyer of worlds.

tte Just one more sacrifice for Oscar the Grouch to assume his final form and become unstoppable.

tte Just one more sacrifice for Oscar the Grouch to assume his final form and become unstoppable.

Nothing to see here

Elmo's poorly constructed "bus" prepares to take some children to "school"

Elmo's poorly constructed "bus" prepares to take some children to "school"

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Take it easy Ernie

the lsd hit way faster than ernie had expected

the lsd hit way faster than ernie had expected

WAAAGH!

The creator of this Bertstrip
https://www.reddit.com/user/elite_dawg

The creator of this Bertstrip
https://www.reddit.com/user/elite_dawg

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The Apprentice.

Being Inspired by General Grievous,Julia has collected trophies of her victims, Big Bird being her favorite.

Being Inspired by General Grievous,Julia has collected trophies of her victims, Big Bird being her favorite.

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Abby's a bitch.

SESAME STREET Abby meets her new friend Julia and tries to judge the level of autism she suffers from by making a constant high-pitched whine to see how long it takes her to trigger.

SESAME STREET Abby meets her new friend Julia and tries to judge the level of autism she suffers from by making a constant high-pitched whine to see how long it takes her to trigger.

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Julia's collection.

Julia claims a small, inconspicuous remain of her new victim as a trophy

Julia claims a small, inconspicuous remain of her new victim as a trophy

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One Shot. One Opportunity.

Big Bird gives the CCTV camera a wink before commencing the shooting

Big Bird gives the CCTV camera a wink before commencing the shooting

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Served Medium Rare

Oscar receives a fresh bag of abortions.

Oscar receives a fresh bag of abortions.

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Is the milk a beverage, a broth, or a sauce?

Now that I've added the milk to the cereal tell me, is that milk now a beverage, a broth, or a sauce? Answer carefully Mr. Johnson, your wife's life depends on it.

Now that I've added the milk to the cereal tell me, is that milk now a beverage, a broth, or a sauce? Answer carefully Mr. Johnson, your wife's life depends on it.

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Privilege

Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach.

Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach.

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Ernie commited every possible sin

Satan personally congratulates Ernie for commiting every sin possible

Satan personally congratulates Ernie for commiting every sin possible

(Germany 1938, colorized)

Statler and Waldorf debate about whether they should shoot the Jewish entertainer or not when he doesn't conform to the Reichskulturkammer.

Statler and Waldorf debate about whether they should shoot the Jewish entertainer or not when he doesn't conform to the Reichskulturkammer.

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What the fuck is a Minecraft?!

"Candy and a puppy!? This ain't the playground, Bert! Tell them you've got Minecraft!" "What the f--- is a Minecraft?" "I don't know! All I know is it gets 'em in the van!"

"Candy and a puppy!? This ain't the playground, Bert! Tell them you've got Minecraft!" "What the f--- is a Minecraft?" "I don't know! All I know is it gets 'em in the van!"

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