After draining Mark Zuckerberg of his blood, The Count is left surprised when it turns it not only isn't red, it is a color simply unknown to the human eye.

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I f------ hate the minions.

After seeing a real life echidna for the first time, Cookie Monster and Abby Cadabby agreed to sue the s--- out of Sega for false advertisement from being misled by Knuckles.

Pretty sure this is the origin of Baby Natasha's suffering in Bertstrips.

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Seo Don Cookie Monster's request to toxic fangirls when they see two straight male characters in the same scene.

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Omegle Moment

It was bad enough that the random video chat with thousands of people from all over the world had somehow lead to this. But what truly made things awkward for Waldorf and Statler was when each noticed that the other had chosen the handle, "Horny_Grandpa_Needs_Your_BBC". EAE

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We were soon united by our collective fear of him

In such divided times, the Swedish Chef decided that old fashioned Swedish neutrality needed to be brought back in style via slaughtering everyone who p----- him off regardless of race, gender, age, religion or political position.

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Come on, Uncle Kermit! I want to play with you. Forever.

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"I am a shadow... The true self..."

When Grover made it into the Shadow World again he saw his Shadow. His shadow explained why he always wanted to go crazy on drugs. Grover tried to ignore his shadow, but much to his denial these feelings were true.

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Cookie Monster goes to Hell

At first Cookie Monster was confused why he was sent to hell by God, but then he realized that the sinners had all been turned into cookies. He wasn't being punished, he was the punishment.

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No one asked

Grover shows a picture of who the f--- asked

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Bert plays a wizard.

Do you know what casting a Fireball spell sounds like Ernie? It roars like a dragon, a fiery God purging everything in its path. Keep casting, one after another, and the WHOOSH-BOOM drowns out everything else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time you're out of spell slots, everything's over, even the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see Ernie, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence.

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'Stop the Count' wasn't referring to the election. All those characters who aren't on the show anymore had to go somewhere.

Benny Rabbit, Bruno the Trashman, Don Music, Roosevelt Franklin, Betty Lou, Murray, Biff and Sull and Harvey Kneeslapper are just some of The Count's victims

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He never took Kermit replacing him very well...

Yes Nigel, that conductor of the orchestra we see in every episode of The Muppet Show and a frequent background character in some of the Muppet movies was originally conceived as the host of the show and was the host in the pilot episode The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence, but it was felt he was too dull and it was suggested to make Kermit, an already established and popular character, the lead. Ever since finding that out I've wondered if that would eventually take its toll on his psyche and he'd eventually snap.

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Elmo Knows What You Did With That Hooker

Elmo was a skilled Peeping Tom

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Somebody Once Told Me...

Oscar suddenly realized what p---- parody he signed up for once he hears Smash Mouth

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Bertstrips - He did not count with it

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