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Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 8 KB JPG No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"
Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 8 KB JPG No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

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Anon finds a hobby | /r/Greentext

09/02/23(Sat)10:57:02 No.74596701 a few years ago i thought it would be funny to dress up as a girl and troll people on omegle, as a joke, of course, but ended up liking the attention, the clothes, the feeling, and the aesthetics that came with it. i stopped because i wanted to get more masculine, but that never happened. i'm thinking about starting up again, and now that i'm out of my parents' house, i'll be able to with much more freedom. : Anonymous SLAVERY NEEDS YOU 55 KB JPG should i? do i give it a try? i'm not a t----- but i am skinny and have a feminine face when it's shaved and taken care of.
09/02/23(Sat)10:57:02 No.74596701 a few years ago i thought it would be funny to dress up as a girl and troll people on omegle, as a joke, of course, but ended up liking the attention, the clothes, the feeling, and the aesthetics that came with it. i stopped because i wanted to get more masculine, but that never happened. i'm thinking about starting up again, and now that i'm out of my parents' house, i'll be able to with much more freedom. : Anonymous SLAVERY NEEDS YOU 55 KB JPG should i? do i give it a try? i'm not a t----- but i am skinny and have a feminine face when it's shaved and taken care of.

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Anon went to a Black-majority school | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)14:41:55 No.905409169 >>905411351 >Be me >White kid in majority-Black high school >10th grade, chemistry class >Everyone doing chemistry experiments at Bunsen burners >Hear a loud thud, clearly something heavy fell >Instinctually turn my head towards the sound >See Black kid hurriedly bend down and pick something up >It looks like a handgun magazine >holyfuckingshit.mp4 >I must be imagining things, right? >FFW like 10-15 minutes later >Hear another loud thud >Quickly turn my head towards the sound >See same Black kid quickly pick something up >Get a good look this time >I'm 99% certain it's a handgun magazine >ohmyfuckinggod.jpeg >Panicked, trying to think of what to do >Come up with idea >Ask teacher to use restroom >She allows me to go >Once outside of the classroom, bolt ass down to the principal's office >Tell him what I saw >Luckily, the principal takes me seriously (probably because I'm White, tbh) >He gets ahold of the school cop posthaste >Once cop is filled in on what's going on, he barges into the classroom and asks to see Black kid in the hallway >Black kid begrudgingly goes into the hallway >Cop does a pat-down and discovers that the Black kid has a handgun and multiple loaded magazines >Everyone in the classroom freaking out >totalchaos.webm >Cop slaps handcuffs on Black kid and escorts him away >That kid ends up getting expelled >School installs metal detectors throughout the building less than two weeks later Why yes, I loved going to a Black-majority school, anon. How could you tell?
Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)14:41:55 No.905409169 >>905411351 >Be me >White kid in majority-Black high school >10th grade, chemistry class >Everyone doing chemistry experiments at Bunsen burners >Hear a loud thud, clearly something heavy fell >Instinctually turn my head towards the sound >See Black kid hurriedly bend down and pick something up >It looks like a handgun magazine >holyfuckingshit.mp4 >I must be imagining things, right? >FFW like 10-15 minutes later >Hear another loud thud >Quickly turn my head towards the sound >See same Black kid quickly pick something up >Get a good look this time >I'm 99% certain it's a handgun magazine >ohmyfuckinggod.jpeg >Panicked, trying to think of what to do >Come up with idea >Ask teacher to use restroom >She allows me to go >Once outside of the classroom, bolt ass down to the principal's office >Tell him what I saw >Luckily, the principal takes me seriously (probably because I'm White, tbh) >He gets ahold of the school cop posthaste >Once cop is filled in on what's going on, he barges into the classroom and asks to see Black kid in the hallway >Black kid begrudgingly goes into the hallway >Cop does a pat-down and discovers that the Black kid has a handgun and multiple loaded magazines >Everyone in the classroom freaking out >totalchaos.webm >Cop slaps handcuffs on Black kid and escorts him away >That kid ends up getting expelled >School installs metal detectors throughout the building less than two weeks later Why yes, I loved going to a Black-majority school, anon. How could you tell?

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Anon wants to talk about politics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 126 KB PNG >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >w--.jpg >go to twitter >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?
Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 126 KB PNG >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >w--.jpg >go to twitter >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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Anon holds his pp in his pp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Piss man 09/01/23(Fri)20:26:47 No.905383654 >be me >gf is down for some sexy time >have to piss but already hard so give up >go in for the kill >thrust away >can't c-- because of the piss >Minutes turn into hours, hours into days >give gf numerous orgasms but can't c-- >I now drink third a gallon before sexy time 492 KB PNG Have any of you other anons tried piss retention?
: Anonymous Piss man 09/01/23(Fri)20:26:47 No.905383654 >be me >gf is down for some sexy time >have to piss but already hard so give up >go in for the kill >thrust away >can't c-- because of the piss >Minutes turn into hours, hours into days >give gf numerous orgasms but can't c-- >I now drink third a gallon before sexy time 492 KB PNG Have any of you other anons tried piss retention?

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Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:12:19 No.598927615 >>598927815 >>598927926 >>598929305 File: 1412379029099.jpg (60 KB, 604x453) don't be to rude thanks~ ^_^ Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:14:02 No.598927926 >>598927615 Hey Kimmy. I like your new glasses. Hi, Tiffany. The curls are looking sweet. 'Sup, Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds. Congrats on stomping that village yesterday. >>598929028 >>598929097 >>598929134 >>59
Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:12:19 No.598927615 >>598927815 >>598927926 >>598929305 File: 1412379029099.jpg (60 KB, 604x453) don't be to rude thanks~ ^_^ Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:14:02 No.598927926 >>598927615 Hey Kimmy. I like your new glasses. Hi, Tiffany. The curls are looking sweet. 'Sup, Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds. Congrats on stomping that village yesterday. >>598929028 >>598929097 >>598929134 >>59

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Anon about African warfare. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>79675930 # This reminds me of something I read from the Bush War 02/22/17(Wed)09:11:28 No.79676775 >Rhodies recover enemy rifles after each engagement >They keep finding rifles with the rear sight dialed in to the highest setting, practically f------ indirect fire >They are extremely confused by this >Eventually they ask a prisoner about it during interrogation >Literally none of them know what the sights are for, they think that choosing the bigger number makes the gun shoot harder Warfare in Africa is truly unbelievable >>79678011 # >>79678022 # >>79678742 #
: Anonymous >>79675930 # This reminds me of something I read from the Bush War 02/22/17(Wed)09:11:28 No.79676775 >Rhodies recover enemy rifles after each engagement >They keep finding rifles with the rear sight dialed in to the highest setting, practically f------ indirect fire >They are extremely confused by this >Eventually they ask a prisoner about it during interrogation >Literally none of them know what the sights are for, they think that choosing the bigger number makes the gun shoot harder Warfare in Africa is truly unbelievable >>79678011 # >>79678022 # >>79678742 #

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Average /fit/ thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'm desperate for protein 22 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous Alright, just this once. >>71269432 # : Anonymous Let me suck your c---. Don't let my gains fade away. 35 KB JPG 06/13/23(Tue)18:14:57 No.71268869 View Thread 06/13/23(Tue)18:16:15 No.71268879 06/13/23(Tue)19:32:54 No.71269432 >>71268879 # You've been eating pineapple huh?
: Anonymous I'm desperate for protein 22 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous Alright, just this once. >>71269432 # : Anonymous Let me suck your c---. Don't let my gains fade away. 35 KB JPG 06/13/23(Tue)18:14:57 No.71268869 View Thread 06/13/23(Tue)18:16:15 No.71268879 06/13/23(Tue)19:32:54 No.71269432 >>71268879 # You've been eating pineapple huh?

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He ShOuLd StArT tHrOwInG tHeM bAcK | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 143 KB PNG what do i do 02/11/19(Mon) 20:26:32 No.792417785 >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in > "takes one to know one" he's throwing bottles at me now
: Anonymous 143 KB PNG what do i do 02/11/19(Mon) 20:26:32 No.792417785 >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in > "takes one to know one" he's throwing bottles at me now

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Yeah, I'm thinking its over | /r/Greentext

CD25BE39-B25C-415F-B43E-2782E17E5FC8.jpg 48 KB JPG In under a week Im turning 41 No friends >work part time at factory >epilepsy >skinnyFat >no close friends or ever had gf >depresso >social anxiety >highlight of my week is seeing a Korean 21 year old escort but thats not as fun Its just over isnt it
CD25BE39-B25C-415F-B43E-2782E17E5FC8.jpg 48 KB JPG In under a week Im turning 41 No friends >work part time at factory >epilepsy >skinnyFat >no close friends or ever had gf >depresso >social anxiety >highlight of my week is seeing a Korean 21 year old escort but thats not as fun Its just over isnt it

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: Anonymous today i am going to make BAD choices 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/01/23(Fri)15:20:49 No.74586187 the f---? im not even into my sister im scared 96 KB JPG >jerking off >suddenly get text from sister >still jerking off but now thinking about her because she just texted me >c-- the biggest faftest thickest juiciest load of my life 09/01/23(Fri)15:41:37 No.74586355 It's the getting caught feeling your nutting from. I had a cousin who would only j------- when he stood the highest chance of getting walked in on. Like I'm pretty sure everyone in the family has walked in on him wanking at some point
: Anonymous today i am going to make BAD choices 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/01/23(Fri)15:20:49 No.74586187 the f---? im not even into my sister im scared 96 KB JPG >jerking off >suddenly get text from sister >still jerking off but now thinking about her because she just texted me >c-- the biggest faftest thickest juiciest load of my life 09/01/23(Fri)15:41:37 No.74586355 It's the getting caught feeling your nutting from. I had a cousin who would only j------- when he stood the highest chance of getting walked in on. Like I'm pretty sure everyone in the family has walked in on him wanking at some point

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Anon gets a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

File: F380Uv3XYAAPKMS.jpg (83 KB, 979x1200) I'M TIRED Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 07:16:39 No.74595398 >>74595406 >>74596045 >be me >get gf >known her for years, suddenly she starts acting very warm towards me, 'lovebombing me' telling me how much she likes me etc, confesses that she has a crush on me and wants to date MR. HITLER different brand of antidepressant >suddenly loses her feelings for me >we break up was nice while it lasted >fastforward a month later >psychiatrist puts her on a
File: F380Uv3XYAAPKMS.jpg (83 KB, 979x1200) I'M TIRED Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 07:16:39 No.74595398 >>74595406 >>74596045 >be me >get gf >known her for years, suddenly she starts acting very warm towards me, 'lovebombing me' telling me how much she likes me etc, confesses that she has a crush on me and wants to date MR. HITLER different brand of antidepressant >suddenly loses her feelings for me >we break up was nice while it lasted >fastforward a month later >psychiatrist puts her on a

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Anon loses chance for not knowing how to communicate with girls | /r/Greentext

>Girl in my friend group starts getting close to me >she tells me i'm good looking and compliments me often and invites me to places >every time i'm with her I act like an autistic sperg >Literally can't say more than a few words because i'm a loser and i'm scared of women Society chifting THE WEST Fallen If you would please consult the graphs 73 KB JPG >her friend messages me saying that she's interested in me and wants to f--- and i'm a dumbass for not getting her hints >meet her one more time before she moves away for a few months >act like an asexual sperg and barely even talk to her >text her a few days later >she called me bro >check her insta >she has a photo up with a guy and the comments are calling them a cute couple it's truly over. Where do I go from here?
>Girl in my friend group starts getting close to me >she tells me i'm good looking and compliments me often and invites me to places >every time i'm with her I act like an autistic sperg >Literally can't say more than a few words because i'm a loser and i'm scared of women Society chifting THE WEST Fallen If you would please consult the graphs 73 KB JPG >her friend messages me saying that she's interested in me and wants to f--- and i'm a dumbass for not getting her hints >meet her one more time before she moves away for a few months >act like an asexual sperg and barely even talk to her >text her a few days later >she called me bro >check her insta >she has a photo up with a guy and the comments are calling them a cute couple it's truly over. Where do I go from here?

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Anon wants to get high | /r/Greentext

File: high.jpg (24 KB, 500x454) Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 09:09:32 No.74596173 >>74596196 >>74596221 >>74596357 >Be high >Want to get even more high >Dont want to cough >Get genius idea >I take a hit >While holding, I drink some water >The water will cool down the smoke as it goes down Mfw I realize I am a living bong Mfw it backfires and I cough like a bitch Mfw I burp about 10 minutes later and I burp up smoke
File: high.jpg (24 KB, 500x454) Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 09:09:32 No.74596173 >>74596196 >>74596221 >>74596357 >Be high >Want to get even more high >Dont want to cough >Get genius idea >I take a hit >While holding, I drink some water >The water will cool down the smoke as it goes down Mfw I realize I am a living bong Mfw it backfires and I cough like a bitch Mfw I burp about 10 minutes later and I burp up smoke

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Anon talks to a woman | /r/Greentext

File: 4CD0E952-4E65-4153-A1AF-B(...).jpg (107 KB, 598x665) Anonymous 2023 E VII Te 09/02/23(Sat) 10:26:12 No.74596566 >>74596578 >>74596675 >>74596703 >>74596728 >tell a woman that I'm a horrible person >"yeah sure who isn't" >tell her I do drugs >"haha cool can we do some together?" >tell her that I have a crime record and have scars >"that's kinda hot" >tell her that I'm broke and live with my parents >"you can come over to my place if you want" >tell her I have violent and homicidal fantasies occasionally >"who doesn't?" >tell her that I think that trannies are mentally ill and that homosexuals are disgusting >she instantly calls me an barrage of insults and then blocks me everywhere why the f--- are women like this Imao Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)10:28:36 No.74596578 >>74596614 >>74596566 (OP) # Social engineering. Netflix taught them being a badass girlboss pablo escobaresque criminal is cool but homophobia is worse than being hitler :( Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)10:36:14 No.74596614 >>74596650 >>74596665 File: BB9C775C-9591-4823-BD39-6(...).jpg (128 KB, 850x1131) >>74596578 # f--- man. How am I supposed to find a wife without going to the middle east these days?
File: 4CD0E952-4E65-4153-A1AF-B(...).jpg (107 KB, 598x665) Anonymous 2023 E VII Te 09/02/23(Sat) 10:26:12 No.74596566 >>74596578 >>74596675 >>74596703 >>74596728 >tell a woman that I'm a horrible person >"yeah sure who isn't" >tell her I do drugs >"haha cool can we do some together?" >tell her that I have a crime record and have scars >"that's kinda hot" >tell her that I'm broke and live with my parents >"you can come over to my place if you want" >tell her I have violent and homicidal fantasies occasionally >"who doesn't?" >tell her that I think that trannies are mentally ill and that homosexuals are disgusting >she instantly calls me an barrage of insults and then blocks me everywhere why the f--- are women like this Imao Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)10:28:36 No.74596578 >>74596614 >>74596566 (OP) # Social engineering. Netflix taught them being a badass girlboss pablo escobaresque criminal is cool but homophobia is worse than being hitler :( Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)10:36:14 No.74596614 >>74596650 >>74596665 File: BB9C775C-9591-4823-BD39-6(...).jpg (128 KB, 850x1131) >>74596578 # f--- man. How am I supposed to find a wife without going to the middle east these days?

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Anon got what he asked for | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)23:59:14 No.74519790 Also I think we should do some shopping together and I help you, you have potential but you hide bc you said you sweat, but there are clothes that can help with that bc now you literally wear a t shirt and a shirt, who wouldn't sweat in that hah it's better to just wear a loose shirt. Literally makes me sweat to watch you doing that. Also I think maybe you should consider shaving the armpits, that would help the sweat soooo much you have no idea! Also deodorant and perfum.... don't be upset at meeee please you told me to tell you what I don't like and to help and I like being with you so much criticism.png 26 KB PNG >laying in bed with girl I'm starting to like >girl is talking about some guy she was seeing, how there was so much wrong with him, but she obviously didn't feel comfortable telling him all of this >mention to her that I appreciate honesty and I don't want hints, I want her to directly tell me things >tell her that I won't be offended by things she says >a few days later, get a wall of text about stuff that's wrong with me Well, I got what I asked for, didn't l?
: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)23:59:14 No.74519790 Also I think we should do some shopping together and I help you, you have potential but you hide bc you said you sweat, but there are clothes that can help with that bc now you literally wear a t shirt and a shirt, who wouldn't sweat in that hah it's better to just wear a loose shirt. Literally makes me sweat to watch you doing that. Also I think maybe you should consider shaving the armpits, that would help the sweat soooo much you have no idea! Also deodorant and perfum.... don't be upset at meeee please you told me to tell you what I don't like and to help and I like being with you so much criticism.png 26 KB PNG >laying in bed with girl I'm starting to like >girl is talking about some guy she was seeing, how there was so much wrong with him, but she obviously didn't feel comfortable telling him all of this >mention to her that I appreciate honesty and I don't want hints, I want her to directly tell me things >tell her that I won't be offended by things she says >a few days later, get a wall of text about stuff that's wrong with me Well, I got what I asked for, didn't l?

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Anon is a horrible model | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Realizing I'm ugly 09/01/23(Fri)19:58:02 No.74593671 91 KB JPG >be me >start talking to girl online >might actually make something of this >try to take a picture to show her >no matter how many angles I take I always look like a hideous monster HOLY F--- THERE IS NO F------ HOPE FOR ME I WANT TO ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF Anyone else deal with ugliness?
: Anonymous Realizing I'm ugly 09/01/23(Fri)19:58:02 No.74593671 91 KB JPG >be me >start talking to girl online >might actually make something of this >try to take a picture to show her >no matter how many angles I take I always look like a hideous monster HOLY F--- THERE IS NO F------ HOPE FOR ME I WANT TO ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF Anyone else deal with ugliness?

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Kids can be scary | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/23(Wed)10:15:19 No.895538141 56 KB JPG >middle school, 2006 >quiet kid who mostly kept to myself, didn't bother anybody >finally ask out a girl I like, hit it off pretty well, becomes my gf >a rumor suddenly spreads that I r---- her, idk how or by who but it happens >spreads to the whole school and I become hated by nearly everyone >wtfwhyme.jpg >one day get called to the office >principal, dean, gf, and a cop are there waiting for me >s------- my pants as they all interrogate me and her about the rumor, poor gf is balling her eyes out the entire time >they let us go since she denied everything and it was dropped there >most students still resented me for the rest of middle school, gf broke up with me from all the harassment, the rumor followed me to high school and people hated me there too though thankfully not as much Kids are so stupid. I see how school shooters are made when that type of stuff happens to kids for no reason
: Anonymous 03/08/23(Wed)10:15:19 No.895538141 56 KB JPG >middle school, 2006 >quiet kid who mostly kept to myself, didn't bother anybody >finally ask out a girl I like, hit it off pretty well, becomes my gf >a rumor suddenly spreads that I r---- her, idk how or by who but it happens >spreads to the whole school and I become hated by nearly everyone >wtfwhyme.jpg >one day get called to the office >principal, dean, gf, and a cop are there waiting for me >s------- my pants as they all interrogate me and her about the rumor, poor gf is balling her eyes out the entire time >they let us go since she denied everything and it was dropped there >most students still resented me for the rest of middle school, gf broke up with me from all the harassment, the rumor followed me to high school and people hated me there too though thankfully not as much Kids are so stupid. I see how school shooters are made when that type of stuff happens to kids for no reason

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Anon meets a colleague | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri) 20:04:16 No.876773293 fcf0d2d1-1373-4c0a-a289-e3dba20703fe.png 1.45 MB PNG >newer guy in our office set up an Xbox 360 and a small screen in his cubicle and plays games on his lunch break >other people in our office make fun of him and talk s--- about it behind his back in the lunchroom >actually caught up with him outside on a ten min break vaping >chat a few times throughout the week >dudes a widow and hes always taking care of his kids >has no time to play games outside of work >decide to start playing games with him during lunch break >have a blast with him >other employees still talk s--- about us >I know this makes his day though because his face lights up with excitement everytime >even brought in some old 360 games to play together >dudes such a gem of a person and it makes me realizes how s----- life can be
: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri) 20:04:16 No.876773293 fcf0d2d1-1373-4c0a-a289-e3dba20703fe.png 1.45 MB PNG >newer guy in our office set up an Xbox 360 and a small screen in his cubicle and plays games on his lunch break >other people in our office make fun of him and talk s--- about it behind his back in the lunchroom >actually caught up with him outside on a ten min break vaping >chat a few times throughout the week >dudes a widow and hes always taking care of his kids >has no time to play games outside of work >decide to start playing games with him during lunch break >have a blast with him >other employees still talk s--- about us >I know this makes his day though because his face lights up with excitement everytime >even brought in some old 360 games to play together >dudes such a gem of a person and it makes me realizes how s----- life can be

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Anon loses his virginity. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 40 KB JPG 02/20/21(Sat)16:51:29 No.847878647 >be me >22 year old kissless virgin >sitting in class >hear Chad behind me talking about how his gf tossed his salad >get idea >start talking with him, become friends >start talking about sexuality >ask if he's ever been with a man >he says no, but he's often wondered >convince him to do it with me >f--- his ass >his gf had her mouth on his ass >I'm basically getting a bj >he breaks up with her to be with me >we've been doing this for years >mfw the faot doesn't even know I'm just using him to get blown
Anonymous 40 KB JPG 02/20/21(Sat)16:51:29 No.847878647 >be me >22 year old kissless virgin >sitting in class >hear Chad behind me talking about how his gf tossed his salad >get idea >start talking with him, become friends >start talking about sexuality >ask if he's ever been with a man >he says no, but he's often wondered >convince him to do it with me >f--- his ass >his gf had her mouth on his ass >I'm basically getting a bj >he breaks up with her to be with me >we've been doing this for years >mfw the faot doesn't even know I'm just using him to get blown

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