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Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)14:41:55 No.905409169 >>905411351 >Be me >White kid in majority-Black high school >10th grade, chemistry class >Everyone doing chemistry experiments at Bunsen burners >Hear a loud thud, clearly something heavy fell >Instinctually turn my head towards the sound >See Black kid hurriedly bend down and pick something up >It looks like a handgun magazine >holyfuckingshit.mp4 >I must be imagining things, right? >FFW like 10-15 minutes later >Hear another loud thud >Quickly turn my head towards the sound >See same Black kid quickly pick something up >Get a good look this time >I'm 99% certain it's a handgun magazine >ohmyfuckinggod.jpeg >Panicked, trying to think of what to do >Come up with idea >Ask teacher to use restroom >She allows me to go >Once outside of the classroom, bolt ass down to the principal's office >Tell him what I saw >Luckily, the principal takes me seriously (probably because I'm White, tbh) >He gets ahold of the school cop posthaste >Once cop is filled in on what's going on, he barges into the classroom and asks to see Black kid in the hallway >Black kid begrudgingly goes into the hallway >Cop does a pat-down and discovers that the Black kid has a handgun and multiple loaded magazines >Everyone in the classroom freaking out >totalchaos.webm >Cop slaps handcuffs on Black kid and escorts him away >That kid ends up getting expelled >School installs metal detectors throughout the building less than two weeks later Why yes, I loved going to a Black-majority school, anon. How could you tell?

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IT'S OVER ► Chud 9 days ago Nº20669 [Reply] >>20670 >>20709 >>20764 I genuinely believe it's literally over for me. >did not participate in any clubs during hs >never made any friends because of the high percentage of lg hivaids in my school >didnt take any ap nor college courses to bump up my gpa. >never had a real friendship because of them being Ig hivaids >didnt participate in any senior activity or event >old 'cord messages from 2021 got leaked of me saying i hate ni , f, and tr what the f--- did I do wrong in life? why are so many people part of lg hivaids? is it geniuenly over? sometimes, I miss the old middle school days of me doing stupid s--- like sniffing markers.

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Anonymous 09/02/23(Sat)14:41:55 No.905409169 >>905411351 >Be me >White kid in majority-Black high school >10th grade, chemistry class >Everyone doing chemistry experiments at Bunsen burners >Hear a loud thud, clearly something heavy fell >Instinctually turn my head towards the sound >See Black kid hurriedly bend down and pick something up >It looks like a handgun magazine >holyfuckingshit.mp4 >I must be imagining things, right? >FFW like 10-15 minutes later >Hear another loud thud >Quickly turn my head towards the sound >See same Black kid quickly pick something up >Get a good look this time >I'm 99% certain it's a handgun magazine >ohmyfuckinggod.jpeg >Panicked, trying to think of what to do >Come up with idea >Ask teacher to use restroom >She allows me to go >Once outside of the classroom, bolt ass down to the principal's office >Tell him what I saw >Luckily, the principal takes me seriously (probably because I'm White, tbh) >He gets ahold of the school cop posthaste >Once cop is filled in on what's going on, he barges into the classroom and asks to see Black kid in the hallway >Black kid begrudgingly goes into the hallway >Cop does a pat-down and discovers that the Black kid has a handgun and multiple loaded magazines >Everyone in the classroom freaking out >totalchaos.webm >Cop slaps handcuffs on Black kid and escorts him away >That kid ends up getting expelled >School installs metal detectors throughout the building less than two weeks later Why yes, I loved going to a Black-majority school, anon. How could you tell?

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