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AUSTRALIA Where the spiders are so big they have health bars

AUSTRALIA Where the spiders are so big they have health bars

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Niiiiiiice Birdy.....

SON OF A F--- Cassowaries are badass. This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated assholery. A cassowary can run at speeds up to 50km/h and will freakin' bulldoze anything that gets in its way. Happily. See that dinosaur helmet she's got going? That thing will mess you up. Also, she can jump high enough to kick you right in the t--. Oh, and she has a 13cm claw on each foot Did you hear that? 13cm. 5 inches. Go measure that. I'll wait. Yeah. YEAH, DID YOU SEE THE LENGTH OF THAT THING? That thing can take off limbs. It can disembowel a grown human. It can do these things, and it will. Happily. It even swims. IT SWIMS. Okay? Yeah, that's right. Like you needed another reason not to go in the water. Nobody wants to swim with a leaping dinosaursharkbird. It has been named the deadliest bird in the world and has the aggression of a PMSing dragon. If confronted by a cassowary, you need to stand tall, look it in the eye, hold your ground, and die like a little bitch.

SON OF A F--- Cassowaries are badass. This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated assholery. A cassowary can run at speeds up to 50km/h and will freakin' bulldoze anything that gets in its way. Happily. See that dinosaur helmet she's got going? That thing will mess you up. Also, she can jump high enough to kick you right in the t--. Oh, and she has a 13cm claw on each foot Did you hear that? 13cm. 5 inches. Go measure that. I'll wait. Yeah. YEAH, DID YOU SEE THE LENGTH OF THAT THING? That thing can take off limbs. It can disembowel a grown human. It can do these things, and it will. Happily. It even swims. IT SWIMS. Okay? Yeah, that's right. Like you needed another reason not to go in the water. Nobody wants to swim with a leaping dinosaursharkbird. It has been named the deadliest bird in the world and has the aggression of a PMSing dragon. If confronted by a cassowary, you need to stand tall, look it in the eye, hold your ground, and die like a little bitch.

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Just another day...

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Suddenly a wild train rail appears!

minOn: Everything is literally out to kill you in Australia, the train tracks came up through the floor godzilla nger

minOn: Everything is literally out to kill you in Australia, the train tracks came up through the floor godzilla nger

Life is Hard

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RAZOR SHARP CORAL CYCLONES STINGRAYS SHARKSCROCOD STEVE RWIN AY NGR NATIVES BACKPACKER MURDERERS GIA NT RATS POISONOUS NOTHING SNAKE MANEATNG KOALAS MOSQUITOES BABYKILLER SCORCHING SHARK DESERT HARKS MINO GUE SHARKS STINGING WITH FRICKIN ELLYFISHLASERS JELLYFISH ERS RANGED NMEN

One more i sear its the last one for now

bullshitcockroach: bullshitcockroach: ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds hunts u down on the back of a cassowary I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE F--- IS THIS is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS??? theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror WHAT THE F--- AUSTRALIA

bullshitcockroach: bullshitcockroach: ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds hunts u down on the back of a cassowary I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE F--- IS THIS is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS??? theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror WHAT THE F--- AUSTRALIA

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Fear Australia

did you know? did-you-kno.tumbir.com An episode of Peppa Pig was banned in Australia because it taught children that spiders were not to be feared did-you-kno.tumbir.com didyouknowblog.com facebook.com/didyouknowblog allthingshyper did-you-kno Source YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

did you know? did-you-kno.tumbir.com An episode of Peppa Pig was banned in Australia because it taught children that spiders were not to be feared did-you-kno.tumbir.com didyouknowblog.com facebook.com/didyouknowblog allthingshyper did-you-kno Source YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

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Is Australia like, lesser Japan, or is that U.S.?

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proof that everything in australia is insane, including the people

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"Imgur":http://imgur.com/KRqgnYL

science name wasp ahaha australia

Now I want a Golden Gaytime of my own.

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It's true though

An old conversation about the weather in Australia between a few of my roleplay buddies I found while digging through my old drafts.

Funnily enough, it's relevant right now.

An old conversation about the weather in Australia between a few of my roleplay buddies I found while digging through my old drafts.

Funnily enough, it's relevant right now.

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We are currently in 'Fuck you'

Yesterday my morning started with heavy rain then midday it was hot then at home after work it was raining again.

Yesterday my morning started with heavy rain then midday it was hot then at home after work it was raining again.

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2extream4America

You people have no idea how hot it is when it is catastrophic

You people have no idea how hot it is when it is catastrophic

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andrew-scotttt: gnny: the thing about living in australia is there's always some weird animal making some f----- up noise outside your window We've got that in England too but we call them chavs

andrew-scotttt: gnny: the thing about living in australia is there's always some weird animal making some f----- up noise outside your window We've got that in England too but we call them chavs

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Leaders

"source of the european map":http://thelandofmaps.tumblr.com/post/54872163028/map-of-european-leaders-655x546-click-here-for

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Oh...

thatsnowbastard remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people's thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop. FLIP-FLOP Oh oh oh oh Oh Oh oh oh Oh Oh

thatsnowbastard remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people's thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop. FLIP-FLOP Oh oh oh oh Oh Oh oh oh Oh Oh

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barackobaema Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in f------ Australia. You should be prepared for this s---. OH, I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH Temperature 52 125.6 Celsius Fahrenheit JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52 C IS. THANK are you guys ok

barackobaema Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in f------ Australia. You should be prepared for this s---. OH, I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH Temperature 52 125.6 Celsius Fahrenheit JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52 C IS. THANK are you guys ok

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meanwhile in Australia

BEWARE Thh docant happen BUGGER ALL il SAFETY ST LABOUR RATES SUPPOSE WE REFUNO YOUR MONEY SEND YOU ANOTHER ONE FOR EREE CIOSE THE STORE AN WOULD THAT BE SATISFACTORY WELCOME LEVATION 150 22500 es 2000000 30 SDA Give Blood Don't be a wanker! THIS IS AUSTRALIA JeCKIN、ENGLISH!

BEWARE Thh docant happen BUGGER ALL il SAFETY ST LABOUR RATES SUPPOSE WE REFUNO YOUR MONEY SEND YOU ANOTHER ONE FOR EREE CIOSE THE STORE AN WOULD THAT BE SATISFACTORY WELCOME LEVATION 150 22500 es 2000000 30 SDA Give Blood Don't be a wanker! THIS IS AUSTRALIA JeCKIN、ENGLISH!

in australia meanwhile