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bullshitcockroach: bullshitcockroach: ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds hunts u down on the back of a cassowary I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE F--- IS THIS is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS??? theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror WHAT THE F--- AUSTRALIA

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idk if y'all americans and that know this, but in Australia instead of snow at christmas we get these lil shiny bugs everywhere and they're attracted to the christmas lights and we call them christmas beetles and despite being australian they don't bite or anything they just crawl around on your hand and it's such a good and pure feeling and yeah cryoverkiltmilk 'despite being australian' thefingerfuckingfemalefury "We know what your thinking but this does not want to kill you"
What the governments of the world don't want you to know!
Young Australians summarized in one picture: Skinny white guy, his smug Asian girlfriend and the ogre looking white woman next to them that used to be the regular breeding stock of the land
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Again, England sent criminals there expecting them to DIE.
They did not colonize for a new home. They did not want to live with a bunch of deadly spiders and birds of terror. They wanted people to suffer there.

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The Cassowary AKA the Vegetarian Velociraptor

AKA The Endangered Bearosaurus

AKA The over protective Dadosaurus

AKA The Bird that still looks

(it even evolved makeshift claws out of it's feathers)
and sounds like a dinosaur!


Also Australia does have turkeys by the way

Though it's not closely related to the American turkey

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