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God: Build a big f------ boat Noah: Do you mean a very large boat or a boat made for f------. God: *pauses* God: Both

God: Build a big f------ boat Noah: Do you mean a very large boat or a boat made for f------. God: *pauses* God: Both

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Easter Sunday

I just don't understand these humans, you know? We do so much for them and they don't even give us any form of recognition anymore! Something on your mind? Oh, nonsense! Don't they celebrate the creation of the universe? No. Oh...thought they did...well, what about that one guy with the boat who saved the animals? "Noah's Ark"? Nope. The Israelite's Exodus? Most of 'em hate the Israelites. The establishment of the Ten Commandments? Not a bit. That one guy beating the big guy with the slingshot? .uh, "David & Goliath"? You're dreaming. Well, I do know for a fact that they celebrate the birth of The Messiah! "Christmas"? Sure they do, only rather than it being about the birth of The Messiah, they celebrate about how some fat guy breaks into their homes at night. G GPTFAGNUENIDEMNTART.COM WHAT?! Why on earth would you celebrate that?! Because he leaves them presents. 海 Well, what about the Sermon on the Mount? No. The feeding of the 5000? No. Raising Larazus from the dead? No...and it's Lazarus. The Last Supper? Only hardcore Catholics BLINKE What about the celebrate that. Crucifixtion? Not really. The Resurrection?! Easter? Oh, that's pretty much the same thing as Christmas. Only rather than a fat guy breaking into your house and giving you presents, it's a giant bunny with a basket full of eggs who gives you candy. ..weren't expecting that now, were you?

I just don't understand these humans, you know? We do so much for them and they don't even give us any form of recognition anymore! Something on your mind? Oh, nonsense! Don't they celebrate the creation of the universe? No. Oh...thought they did...well, what about that one guy with the boat who saved the animals? "Noah's Ark"? Nope. The Israelite's Exodus? Most of 'em hate the Israelites. The establishment of the Ten Commandments? Not a bit. That one guy beating the big guy with the slingshot? .uh, "David & Goliath"? You're dreaming. Well, I do know for a fact that they celebrate the birth of The Messiah! "Christmas"? Sure they do, only rather than it being about the birth of The Messiah, they celebrate about how some fat guy breaks into their homes at night. G GPTFAGNUENIDEMNTART.COM WHAT?! Why on earth would you celebrate that?! Because he leaves them presents. 海 Well, what about the Sermon on the Mount? No. The feeding of the 5000? No. Raising Larazus from the dead? No...and it's Lazarus. The Last Supper? Only hardcore Catholics BLINKE What about the celebrate that. Crucifixtion? Not really. The Resurrection?! Easter? Oh, that's pretty much the same thing as Christmas. Only rather than a fat guy breaking into your house and giving you presents, it's a giant bunny with a basket full of eggs who gives you candy. ..weren't expecting that now, were you?

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St. Marina is cooler.

HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE PUNCH THE DEVIL IN THE FACE mematic.net

HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE PUNCH THE DEVIL IN THE FACE mematic.net

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King of the Jews

toMics by Tom Gould HELLO, KING HEROD! Matthew 2:1-3 WE'VE COME TO PAY HOMAGE TO THE NEW KING OF THE JEWS! || BETTER KING OF THE JEWS YES, BUT A COOLER AND HELLO, WISE MEN. WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT THIS WAY? WILL BE BORN SOON, AS FORETOLD BY THIS VERY BIG STAR. IT'S AN ASTRONOMICAL ANOMALY! AN ASTRONOMALY, IF YOU WILL. WHAT?! BUT I'M THE KING OF THE JEWS. I WILL NOT. SkY BIG STAR baBy king SHK ---

toMics by Tom Gould HELLO, KING HEROD! Matthew 2:1-3 WE'VE COME TO PAY HOMAGE TO THE NEW KING OF THE JEWS! || BETTER KING OF THE JEWS YES, BUT A COOLER AND HELLO, WISE MEN. WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT THIS WAY? WILL BE BORN SOON, AS FORETOLD BY THIS VERY BIG STAR. IT'S AN ASTRONOMICAL ANOMALY! AN ASTRONOMALY, IF YOU WILL. WHAT?! BUT I'M THE KING OF THE JEWS. I WILL NOT. SkY BIG STAR baBy king SHK ---

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The Apocalypse Triptych

FIEUS ET VERAX

FIEUS ET VERAX

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acceptance!?

When an atheist visits a church to confirm their belief that Christians are filled with hate but ends up being greeted with love and acceptance @memesforjesus "What kind of place is this?!"

When an atheist visits a church to confirm their belief that Christians are filled with hate but ends up being greeted with love and acceptance @memesforjesus "What kind of place is this?!"

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"Take, eat; this is My body which is broken for you. This cup is the new covenant in My blood."

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simple, young, St. Paisios of Mount Athos, playing in the snow.

This is a photo taken while he was in the military during the Greek civil war just after WW2. He was praying to God not to kill. God listened and they put him responsible for the wireless radio that every unit had. That's why he was called later the radio operator of God.

This is a photo taken while he was in the military during the Greek civil war just after WW2. He was praying to God not to kill. God listened and they put him responsible for the wireless radio that every unit had. That's why he was called later the radio operator of God.

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Love Your Neighbour

Matthew 5:43-47 toMicS by Tom Gould BUT GENTILES ARE ALL SINNERS, SO THAT MEANS. NOT WHAT I WAS GOING FOR, BUT POINTS FOR CREATIVITY. EMPLI BUT IF YOU ONLY LOVE THOSE HE'S RIGHT. YOU HAVE HEARD THAT IT WAS SAID, "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR, || WHO LOVE YOU, HOW IS THAT || GENTILES DO SPECIAL? DON'T TAX-COLLECTORS LOUE THEIR NEIGHBORS! HATE YOUR ENEMY." AND GENTILES DO THE SAME? NEWS ATTENTION JEWISH PEOPLE: LOVING YOUR NEIGHBORS IS NOW A SIN! GENTILE CAIGHT LOVING OTHERS 0 00

Matthew 5:43-47 toMicS by Tom Gould BUT GENTILES ARE ALL SINNERS, SO THAT MEANS. NOT WHAT I WAS GOING FOR, BUT POINTS FOR CREATIVITY. EMPLI BUT IF YOU ONLY LOVE THOSE HE'S RIGHT. YOU HAVE HEARD THAT IT WAS SAID, "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR, || WHO LOVE YOU, HOW IS THAT || GENTILES DO SPECIAL? DON'T TAX-COLLECTORS LOUE THEIR NEIGHBORS! HATE YOUR ENEMY." AND GENTILES DO THE SAME? NEWS ATTENTION JEWISH PEOPLE: LOVING YOUR NEIGHBORS IS NOW A SIN! GENTILE CAIGHT LOVING OTHERS 0 00

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Eye for an Eye

toMics TOMICS by Tom Gould Matthew 5:38 YOU HAVE HEARD THAT IT WAS SAID "AN EYE FOR AN EYE AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH" WELL THAT'S JUST TERRIBLE BARTERING.

toMics TOMICS by Tom Gould Matthew 5:38 YOU HAVE HEARD THAT IT WAS SAID "AN EYE FOR AN EYE AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH" WELL THAT'S JUST TERRIBLE BARTERING.

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Upon This Rock

toMics by Tom Gould Matthew 14:28-31, 16:18 IF YOU HAVE FAITH, YOU CAN WALK ON WATER WITH ME, SIMON. . AND UPON THIS ROCK-- AAUGH! ... JESUS! UH-OH. SIMON, YOU'RE AMAZING! || SINKING LIKE A ROCK.

toMics by Tom Gould Matthew 14:28-31, 16:18 IF YOU HAVE FAITH, YOU CAN WALK ON WATER WITH ME, SIMON. . AND UPON THIS ROCK-- AAUGH! ... JESUS! UH-OH. SIMON, YOU'RE AMAZING! || SINKING LIKE A ROCK.

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Holy Family Laundry

Holy Family Laundry tomics TOMICS by Tom Gould

Holy Family Laundry tomics TOMICS by Tom Gould

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Christian Tomatoes

Muslim Group Offended By 'Christian' Tomatoes تحريم أكل الطماطم )البندورة( لانها نصرانية تسبح بحمد الصليب بدلا من ال له وتشهد أن ال له ثالث ثلاثة والعياذ بال له.أستحلفك بال له أن تنشرها لان هنالك أخت من فلسطين رأت رسول ال له في رؤيا وهو يبكي محذرا أمته من أكلها ان لم تنشرها فاعلم أن الشيطان قد منعك Alex Murashko June 20, 2012 Christian Post A Salafist group from Egypt appears to be trying to retract a post on Facebook that warned that eating tomatoes are "forbidden because they are Christian." However, the Muslim traditionalist group, calling themselves the Popular Egyptian Islamic Association, apparently still finds tomatoes offensive if they are cut in such a way that reveals the shape of a cross, according to the Now Lebanon website.

Muslim Group Offended By 'Christian' Tomatoes تحريم أكل الطماطم )البندورة( لانها نصرانية تسبح بحمد الصليب بدلا من ال له وتشهد أن ال له ثالث ثلاثة والعياذ بال له.أستحلفك بال له أن تنشرها لان هنالك أخت من فلسطين رأت رسول ال له في رؤيا وهو يبكي محذرا أمته من أكلها ان لم تنشرها فاعلم أن الشيطان قد منعك Alex Murashko June 20, 2012 Christian Post A Salafist group from Egypt appears to be trying to retract a post on Facebook that warned that eating tomatoes are "forbidden because they are Christian." However, the Muslim traditionalist group, calling themselves the Popular Egyptian Islamic Association, apparently still finds tomatoes offensive if they are cut in such a way that reveals the shape of a cross, according to the Now Lebanon website.

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Water into Wine

TOMICS Young Jesus and John by Tom Gould HEY, MOM, CHECK THIS OUT. I CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE! IT'S TURNING INTO BLOOD! THE PLAGUES HAVE RETURNED!

TOMICS Young Jesus and John by Tom Gould HEY, MOM, CHECK THIS OUT. I CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE! IT'S TURNING INTO BLOOD! THE PLAGUES HAVE RETURNED!

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Pharisee

toMics TOMICS by Tom Gould Luke 18:9-14 THAT TAX-COLLECTOR IS SO VILE AND SINFUL. THANK GOD I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM! WOW, THAT PHARISEE IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF. THANK GOD I'M NOTHING LIKE. ©9/24/19 TOM GouLD I 15

toMics TOMICS by Tom Gould Luke 18:9-14 THAT TAX-COLLECTOR IS SO VILE AND SINFUL. THANK GOD I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM! WOW, THAT PHARISEE IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF. THANK GOD I'M NOTHING LIKE. ©9/24/19 TOM GouLD I 15

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Sun

toMicS Young Jesus Summer Sundays! by Tom Gould THAT'S SUNBURN, AND IT PROVES THAT EUEN GOD HIMSELF IS SUBJECT TO MY POWER! HAHAHA! NOW ALL OF MANKIND WILL TURN TO ME, THE SUN, AS THEIR TRUE-- J LALALALALA! OW. HEY! WHY'S MY SKIN SO RED? rumble rumble AND THAT'S WHERE NIGHTTIME COMES FROM! FOOL! FOR YOUR INSOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AGAINST MY SON, YOU SHALL BE BANISHED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH FOR HALF OF EVERY DAY FOR ALL TIME TO COME! DAD! I ASSUME YOU DROPPED OUT OF SUNDAY SCHOOL. Sundey ©7/21/19 Tom GouLD n

toMicS Young Jesus Summer Sundays! by Tom Gould THAT'S SUNBURN, AND IT PROVES THAT EUEN GOD HIMSELF IS SUBJECT TO MY POWER! HAHAHA! NOW ALL OF MANKIND WILL TURN TO ME, THE SUN, AS THEIR TRUE-- J LALALALALA! OW. HEY! WHY'S MY SKIN SO RED? rumble rumble AND THAT'S WHERE NIGHTTIME COMES FROM! FOOL! FOR YOUR INSOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AGAINST MY SON, YOU SHALL BE BANISHED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH FOR HALF OF EVERY DAY FOR ALL TIME TO COME! DAD! I ASSUME YOU DROPPED OUT OF SUNDAY SCHOOL. Sundey ©7/21/19 Tom GouLD n

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